“I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn’t matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I’m never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy.” - Cote de Pablo
Bishop: [catches Tony and McGee reading a men’s magazine] You don’t have to change the subject. I’m not the sex police.
Tony: How kind you are.
Bishop: Um, hello? I’m married. I have more sex than the two of you combined.
Tony: From what I hear, that’s not how that works.
NCIS: Ellie Bishop and Anthony DiNozzo - 12x04 Choke Hold
McGee: Ziva, what’s going on?
Ziva: Tony has been selected to be on the cover of the new NCIS recruiting brochure.
McGee: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.
Tony: Hey, check it out. Who’s the new face of NCIS? You’re looking at it, McEnvy. Get used to it.
McGee: There will be no living with him now.
NCIS: Timothy McGee and Anthony DiNozzo and Ziva David - 08x03 Short Fuse
Tony: You missed a shot there sidekick.
McGee: I’m not your sidekick, Tony.
Tony: And yet, you are.
McGee: No I am not because you’re not the boss.
Tony: When Gibbs isn’t here I’m the boss.
Gibbs: [walks in] Gibbs is here.
NCIS: Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee and Leroy Gibbs - 07x02 Reunion