holy shit I just remembered how once in the ncis la fandom ((this must have been around season 3 or 4)) some girl on instagram faked having cancer and said she was dying to get the cast to respond to her.
like it was wild the lengths she went to, she invented a cousin who took her photos for her, as well as a brand new twitter, had really shoddy medical facts, all her family was dead except for her cousin who was the same age as her ((like 14))) who was looking after her, and posted about how terrible it was that people were calling her a liar when if you just reverse image searched any of her photos you could figure it out, or just googled hospital images
“I still get very excited when people say they fall in love. It doesn’t matter how old you are, falling in love is a beautiful thing. And I still act like I did when I was a teenager. I get fluttery and tap dance around. I’m never afraid of making funny faces or being completely goofy.” - Cote de Pablo
McGee: Ziva, what’s going on?
Ziva: Tony has been selected to be on the cover of the new NCIS recruiting brochure.
McGee: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.
Tony: Hey, check it out. Who’s the new face of NCIS? You’re looking at it, McEnvy. Get used to it.
McGee: There will be no living with him now.
NCIS: Timothy McGee and Anthony DiNozzo and Ziva David - 08x03 Short Fuse
Bishop: [catches Tony and McGee reading a men’s magazine] You don’t have to change the subject. I’m not the sex police.
Tony: How kind you are.
Bishop: Um, hello? I’m married. I have more sex than the two of you combined.
Tony: From what I hear, that’s not how that works.
NCIS: Ellie Bishop and Anthony DiNozzo - 12x04 Choke Hold
Tony: You missed a shot there sidekick.
McGee: I’m not your sidekick, Tony.
Tony: And yet, you are.
McGee: No I am not because you’re not the boss.
Tony: When Gibbs isn’t here I’m the boss.
Gibbs: [walks in] Gibbs is here.
NCIS: Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee and Leroy Gibbs - 07x02 Reunion