• Bercouli:Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists?
  • Eugeo:Yes.
  • Bercouli:I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun.
  • Eugeo:Oh my god.
  • Bercouli:I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • Eugeo:Why are you telling me this?
  • Bercouli:Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Eugeo:You sick son of a bitch.

“I rewatched Fairy Dance just to see what I’d think of it now. [Between all the sexual assault, the fanservice weird shots, the fact that asuna didn’t land a single blow on Sugou (keycard or not, I don’t care) and Sugu being all about Kirito and nothing else, and more, I’m mad. I cried at the reunion, and at the second reunion, and at the end,] and yes there were bits I like, but at this point the arc is almost unwatchable to me… There were just too many things that could’ve been much better… I’m bitter.”