- Bercouli:Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrists?
- Bercouli:I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for both fitness and for fun.
- Eugeo:Oh my god.
- Bercouli:I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
- Eugeo:Why are you telling me this?
- Bercouli:Because no one will ever believe you.
- Eugeo:You sick son of a bitch.
Dude, you are like EVERYWHERE. Any fandom tags i go