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Ruki and Reita discussing pubes on the radio

The theme of this month was “First Times,” or in Ruki’s words, “Virgin.”


Reita: *is already laughing* Okay I want to read something now, can I?

Ruki: Ah, yes.

Reita: A scary story.

Ruki: Ah–!

Reita: …Can I?

Ruki: Yeah, I mean, it’s summer right? Go ahead.

(*In Japan ppl say horror is good to read/watch in the summer bc it “gives u chills” and cools u down…i know)

Reita: Ok here I go

(sinister music starts playing)

Reita: “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut.”

(long pause)

(both start giggling) 

Reita: (laughing) “Recently…my friends were like (laughing) …you don’t trim…!?” (laughing) – Ok hold on a sec (laughing) 

Ruki: This is a scary story??

Reita: Nah (still laughing smh) My plan was to read it super seriously and you’d be like “This isn’t a scary story!!” (laughing) Sorry, it didn’t work. It’s not a scary story.

Ruki: Oh, it’s not!

Reita: (laughing) “My ‘First Time’ story is getting a summer cut. Recently I was talking with my friends about it, and they were like, ‘what, you don’t trim it!?’ and they were really surprised. Some people do V, I, Y, O, or permanent hair removal, but I’m all natural. ‘Nature.’” (*he says the word ‘Nature’ in English)

Ruki: Ahh HEHEHEHE

Reita: “But recently I learned that even out of natural girls, there are some who trim it and some who don’t do anything.” …Wait, how can you call it natural if you trim it? “My friends recommended I try it because it feels fresh/clean, so I did it myself and it feels really nice, it’s cool and breezy. I want more people to know about this, and I’ve been recommending it to all my natural friends. Which do you guys like – permanent removal, trim, or natural? This isn’t meant to be a dirty question btw.”

Ruki: Oh, it’s not dirty?

(both are thinking very quietly)

Ruki: …..What’s ‘O’?

Reita: Well, probably……..an ass…..sort of….situation…..I think.

Ruki: Ah-! …Wait is she talking about pubes?

Reita: Yes….it’s a dirty question.

Ruki: Yeah, eh…even if it wasn’t mean to be sexual.

Reita: But it is sexual.

(both laugh)

Reita: So, what do you think? Do you like permanent removal, natural, trimmed..?

Ruki: Ok so…..basically….natural is like….you’re just letting it grow all over?

Reita: Yeah, you’re just letting it grow naturally. 

Ruki: Hmmmm….and then there’s….I? Y?

Reita: V, I, Y, O.

Ruki: V…I….I (*he makes some comment about ‘I’ I don’t get it :c)

Reita: (bursts out laughing) No no no..!!! That’s not what it is!! What are you standing on your head!?

Ruki: HUHUHUHU

(both laugh) 

Ruki: Wait…are they asking which one we like?

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: But with ‘Nature’…

(Reita bursts out laughing again)

Ruki: Doesn’t it depend what it looks like?

Reita: Like ‘Nature,’ but there’s not much hair, or…there’s a lot of hair…

Ruki: Or like, brown hair…

Reita: (laughs) So you like natural? 

Ruki: Well, yeah, but….hmm……*mumbles* shhved psssy

Reita: What? 

Ruki: Hairless….I wonder what hairless [pussy] is like.

Reita: Oh, you don’t like it hairless?

Ruki: No, I don’t know.

Reita: Yeah, what’s it like (laughs)

Ruki: Does that count as a summer cut?

Reita: Isn’t that permanent removal? When it’s all smooth

Ruki: All smooth…I wonder what that’s like?

Reita: Well, people do do it. 

Ruki: Ahhhh….look at us talking about this all serious.

(both laugh)

Reita: Ur face (laughs)

Ruki: But yeah hmm I don’t know…for girls…they must feel like they don’t really need it there.

Reita: I don’t know…if they need it or not idk man

Ruki: Well I mean, girls shave their armpit hair too, you know? Probably not their face….oh, do you know any girls who have facial hair?

Reita: Huh? I don’t know.

Ruki: My class president…was a girl. But she had a beard. 

Reita: What, like baby hair?

Ruki: Yeah, a beard of baby hair. 

Reita: But as she got older it probably went away.

Ruki: Oh really…why do u even know that?

Reita: (laughs) …So which are u bitch take a side!!

Ruki: Ehh take a side…….

Reita: You don’t want to?

Ruki: Yeah…hmmmm….I guess ‘V’. 

Reita: No, not that. You have to choose from three. Hairless, natural, or trimmed

Ruki: Oh, trimmed, trimmed. 

Reita: Oh, trimmed? Okay, so like –

Ruki: Trimmed, but also natural. 

Reita: Oh, a natural trim.

Ruki: Hairless, like…..no way. Never. 

At this point they compare bald pussies to the following:

Ruki: But yeah I have to go with trimmed. Or shaved a bit just to give it a nice shape.

Reita: You’re like picking all of them!

Ruki: Yeah I don’t really care tbh.

Reita: (laughs) Tru.

Ruki: What about you?

Reita: Whatever makes her more embarrassed. If she’s more embarrassed without hair, I want her without hair. If she’s more embarrassed with hair, I-I…want her with hair. 

Ruki: What about like, she only shaves the middle like [this guy]

Reita: Omg stop…like u put some designs in there

(both laughing) 

Ruki: We sound like perverted old men now 

Reita: We do?

Ruki: Yeah we’re getting too excited

Reita: No no no, when perverted old men talk about it they’re just being pervs, we are talking about it in artistic way.

Ruki and Reita discussing eyeball licking

yep

so ruki read this one and before he began reading it, he and rei couldn’t figure out how to read the word “iris.” rei is like “i think it’s kousai” and ruki is like ehhh idk….eventually rei looks it up and it is in fact “kousai”

rei like “SEE i told u smh” and ruki’s like “…that was dumb luck”

they read this one as a scary story so there’s creepy bgm and ruki’s voice has an echo effect on it

Ruki: “Reita-san, Ruki-san. It’s very hot and humid, I hope you guys aren’t melting.”

(Reita snorts in background)

Ruki: “My ‘first time’ story is, a few years ago I licked someone’s iris – brackets – the part with the pupil.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Apparently if you fli– …if you fl– (trying not to laugh) if you flick your tongue on it it feels good, and I was pre….pre–(laughing)” (*there was some kind of typo here)

(Reita has been laughing in bg this whole time)

Ruki: “Pressured into doing it. I didn’t really want to do it because it freaked me out, but when I actually did it, it had a sweet taste and I was really surprised.”

Reita: Yes.

Ruki: “Have you two ever licked an eye before? Reita, if you haven’t, you should try it and let me know what you think!”

Reita: Okay. (nervous laughter)

Ruki: Bruh I just shed a tear.

Reita: Okay wait a second. (takes paper) So someone…told her to do it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: They were like, hey lick my iris.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: And then she did it.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: …And it was kinda sweet.

Ruki: Yeah.

Reita: ……..Can I –

Ruki: (closes eyes) I knew you were gonna say that smh  

Reita: Open ur eyes

Ruki: (He either said ‘shinisou’ [I’m gonna die] or ‘shimisou’ [somethings gonna ooze out idk??????])

Reita: (laughing at own joke what else is new) …Damn so eye-licking kink is a real thing eh

Ruki: Yeah well I mean I’m not really surprised…it’s sweet though?

Reita: Is this a common fetish?

Ruki: Um obviously not

(both laugh)

Ruki: But like…the other person wanted her to do it, right? I wonder how she felt though…like at the end she says ‘it tastes pretty sweet’ but…even that kinda seems like [she wasn’t down]

Reita: Yeahh it’s kinda…

OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE REITA OK SO HE SAYS

Reita: Doesn’t it kinda…smell like murder?

And my ass is sitting here and listening to it over and over again like WTF DOES THIS MEAN AM I MISSING SOMETHING and then

Ruki: Ah– ……..

(Reita laughs nervously)

(very long pause)

Reita: Shall we play a song?

Ruki: What? I thought you were good at this.

Reita: Ye I’m a natural

Ruki: Mhmm (showing Rei how it’s done now) We were having a pretty lit conversation just now…I got an equally lit song for u

Reita: (laughing ) O please

Ruki: This is like around the time you get tired right

Reita: Oh yeah cause it would be after two now right

Ruki: Yeah. Well I’ve listened to all the shows so far…and I gotta say some of you don’t play very fitting songs for the mood.

Reita: Oh, like songs that make you tired?

Ruki: Yeah or like they’re too noisy…but this one…this one is just right

Reita: Oh really?

Ruki: Yes

Reita: Oh I’d love to hear it

Ruki: Ok here it is… “Murder” by ROSSO

Like this idiot was trying to work the name of the song into the conversation and it made no fucking sense

And Ruki thinks the way he introduced it is better like

I quit the fandom

Ruki: sorry we kept you waiting but it’s finished now ! ! 

it really turned out to be of a great DVD so I absolutely want you guys to watch it. the first disc includes a documentary starting from our 13th anniversary at Budokan until the show in Yoyogi so please look forward to it.
Ruki: I said of a great DVD…
👺
I meant great DVD 👷
Kai: do check it out ( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )
Reita: that night…

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Kai: waaah〜 that was so much fuuuun ٩( ᐛ )و  
tomorrow let’s get this party started together ! !
Reita: Awesome!! 
#slipknot #deftones #knotfest
Reita: today we experienced KNOTFEST from the audience side. I’m sooo glad they played Surfacing! tomorrow we’ll do our best on stage. see you theeenー! !
Ruki: sooo! it’s already the next day now so it’s today! #Knotfestjapan2016 !
the GazettE starts at 15:20〜!to all those who will be going to war with us tomorrow, let’s give it our all, go wild and blow down the place! we also really look forward to it! 🤘🔥

and to all those who will be coming for the first time, let’s boost this thing up! 💃

Reita: the bass has become a part in a band that’s just as popular as the guitar. great bassists have built a firm position for us. even just holding a bass is cool!! #thebassday
Reita: the bass is composed of gentleness and atrocity, it also has some abnormal components and I think it’s an instrument that’s full of charm and appeal. but honestly, for me 4 strings are a lot. a 2 string bass would already be enough!
#thebassday
Reita: to everyone who has a bass, send me pictures. I’ll take a look at them!
Reita: I also thought this when you guys send me pictures of your cars, it makes me happy when you show me the things that you cherish. and while we’re at it, I might as well take a picture, too.
Reita: I’m carefully screening and selecting from among 20.000 photos right now…
Reita: before the day ends.
#thebassday (image)
Reita: I have to tweet band man-like stuff once in a while, huh (lol) alright, RAJIGAZE starts at 2 so everyone, go to sleep after you’ve listened to that.