edit:percabeth

  • my brain when i wake up: remember when percy could only remember annabeth and nothing else after his memory was wiped
  • my brain when i'm eating lunch: remember when percy gave up being a god for annabeth
  • my brain when i'm doing homework: remember when percy jumped into tartarus rather than letting him and annabeth be separated
IKEA shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • #2
  • Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
  • Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
  • #3
  • Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
  • Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
  • #4
  • Person A: *staring at all the desks*
  • Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
  • Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
  • Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
At Camp
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> *a responsible leader* Alright, what's the first thing about first aid we should teach the new campers?<p/><b>Person B:</b> *definitely not a responsible leader* *raises hand* Natural selection and every man for themselves?<p/><b>Person A:</b> You don't get to teach the new campers.<p/></p>