edit:percabeth

  • Percy: *takes a deep breath*
  • Percy: i lo-
  • Annabeth: yes, you love blue, we know, you love the color blue so much, it's your favorite color, you love it so much, you just love the blue, we KNOW , you love blue you fucking love the color blue ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BLUE. WE GET IT.
  • Percy: -ve you.
  • Annabeth: Wait what?
Everytime Percy and Annabeth go out, Percy is completely oblivious to the stares and the heads turning to ogle him. He only has eyes for Annabeth.

Annabeth of course notices the appreciative looks he gets from girls and sometimes, guys. When she mentions this to Percy, he looks extremely baffled. “I don’t know…I guess they liked my panda shirt?”, he says.
Annabeth has to try really hard to stop herself from tackling her dorky, clueless boyfriend with a huge hug.

(Spoiler Alert: She fails - this display of affection in turn attracts more jealous whispers and envious sighs from everyone else, along with creating a blushing Percy)

IKEA shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • #2
  • Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
  • Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
  • #3
  • Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
  • Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
  • #4
  • Person A: *staring at all the desks*
  • Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
  • Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
  • Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
The seven + notable others finding out about Tumblr
  • Annabeth: Why is everything with me and Percy? I have a lot I'm doing on my own. Why aren't I designing Olympus more?
  • Percy: Don't worry baby, that's nothing. Me and Jason are bros apparently.
  • Jason: Seriously dude, we're not bros
  • Percy: That's right dude.
  • Jason: Dude
  • Nico: Cut it out, you two.
  • Will: Wait, look at this. Apparently, you and I are very important to Tumblr. There is fan art, stories, everything. Ohhh, this one recommends we play a steamy version of Doctor. Nico?
  • Nico: No. Stop.
  • Frank: Finally, someone realizes that I'm Canadian.
  • Leo: Why is there so much art and stuff about how I'm secretly depressed? I'm happy and funny! Comic relief
  • Calypso: Not comic.
  • Leo: Come on!
  • Calypso: And it's more a relief when you leave then when you arrive.
  • Hazel: *confused*
  • Hazel: What's the internet? And what's smut fiction?
  • Jason: Oh no.
  • Frank: Shut this down
  • Leo: Shut the internet down.
  • Percy: There are innocent minds here.