- Me, when I ship a non-canon gay ship: just a reminder that I don't think this ship is canon and I have nothing against their platonic relationship!
- Me, when I ship a canon gay ship: just a reminder that I like platonic relationships and I don't think all relationships have to be romantic!
- People: THESE SHIPPERS DON'T KNOW WHAT FRIENDSHIP EVEN MEANS!!!! THEY RUIN PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!
- Me, when I ship a non-canon straight ship: I just ship this
- People: love is beautiful
If a couple makes love in a shower are they getting clean or getting dirty?