edit:jl

  • what you say: i'm voting third party
  • what i hear: i have a fundamental misunderstanding of how american politics work and also enough privilege to realize that my life won't be that bad should trump actually win
the justice league's out of costume fashion picks
  • Clark Kent: oddly attractive farmer dad aesthetic
  • Bruce Wayne: sexy old money to the max
  • Diana Prince: elegant off the runway couture
  • Barry Allen: blindly picked out a rushed outfit in .2 seconds
  • Hal Jordan: wears the same smelly jacket 99.9% of the time
  • Victor Stone: really REALLY tight athletic clothes
  • Arthur Curry: who needs a goddamn shirt

liberal white people everywhere being like “don’t blame or hate whites for this, blame and hate the system that permitted it!” completely disregarding the fact that whiteness IS the system that permitted and caused this.

  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Superman/Wonder Woman
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Cyborg
  • Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Batman/Aquaman
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: The Flash