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anonymous asked:

Ludwig, I know you pretty much raised all your siblings and you were seen as more of a father figure as opposed to an older brother. Did you get much of a childhood? What made you want to have a kid? You are such a good father so I am guessing that had a lot to do with it?

Larry: Y’know… Growing up, I never really saw Ludwig have any fun, mostly because he was always takin’ care of us.

Ludwig: You all were younger than I am, so taking care of you was the top priority.

Iggy: Yeah, but… You’re not that much older than we are, and yet you went above and beyond just to make sure we were provided for.

Ludwig: Was that a bad thing?

Iggy: Well, no, of course not. Though, looking back on it now, I kind of felt bad that you never got to play with us or anything since you were always busy just making sure we’d have our next meal.

Ludwig: Don’t feel bad. I did what I did because I care for all of you. I wanted to make sure that, despite our past hardship, that you all were happy and got the most out of life.

Larry: So… You gave up your childhood just so we could have ours?

Ludwig: … Exactly.

Although… my childhood was lost the moment I lost my original family. While you all couldn’t replace them, you’re still family to me.

Iggy: What about the “having kids” thing?

Ludwig: I was close to my mother when she was alive, and although our time together was short, I had learned all that I knew from her in order to take care of you guys. I thought it would be nice to have such a bond with my own child and teach them everything I knew.

Larry: Heh, Mozart’s a lucky kid to have you for a dad.

……. Hey, um… I don’t know if I ever told you this, Bro, but… Thanks. For everything.

Iggy: … Yeah, seriously, thanks. We wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you.

Ludwig: … Hey. Anything for family, right?

  • Interviewer:Iggy can you freestyle for us?
  • Iggy:.....Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that The Huffington Post relentlessly drags Iggy Azalea each day?

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Oh and the best part? Huffington Post has declared Iggy’s “career” over and issued a Memoriam article.

The article also includes a touching video reliving her short problematic career that you can see here.