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  • Sirius: Why haven't I seen it?
  • Remus: Why do you wanna see it?
  • Sirius: He's my best mate!
  • Remus: Again, why do you wanna see it?
  • Sirius: What if Prongs has an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and I'm saying, "Sorry, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen my best friend's penis," and boom, he's buried in a mass grave.
  • Remus: Again, why do you wanna see it?
Secrets of Slytherin no.75

Manipulation is an art. Some of us use it so subtly you never know we are doing it. Others are blatant in it, yet you can’t help but to bend to our will. Some of us can recognize it a mile away. Yet this doesn’t mean we’re invincible against manipulation. Though if you think you’re getting away with it, you are terribly mistaken.

97. Scorpius was the gay best friend who did everyones hair and was better at putting up make-up than most of the girls. All of the Weasley-Potters would call on Scorpius to do their hair and make-up whenever they were going out. He even did Rose and Dominiques wedding hair …