• The first time you read The Thief: A penniless thief is let out of prison in order to be forced on a road trip and he really just wants to go home.
  • The second time you read The Thief: In the most ingenious move of political intrigue of the millennium, a penniless thief is let out of prison in order to be forced on a road trip and he really just wants to go home.

Imagine Phil and May treating you like a daughter

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“You will stay at the base for the next two weeks. No missions. Lots of training. May will supervise you.”

“Can I call you ‘Dad’ yet? Because that sounds awfully like ‘you’re grounded’ to me“, you complain.

Coulson raises a single eyebrow and looks at May. She gives a little shrug. Is that really a small smile tugging at her lips?

“This is a serious matter, Y/N. Your behaviour on the last mission was unacceptable and not becoming of a SHIELD agent.” Only thing missing is arms akimbo and Coulson would really give your dad a run for his money.

You can barely stop yourself from turning to May and whining “Muuuum!” Instead, you sigh deeply and accept your fate with a nod.

“Then off to your bunk”, Coulson admonishes you.

When you turn around, you don’t want to stop yourself anymore. “Yes, dad”, you snark, “I like spending time with Mum better anyway.”

You are already walking away, so you don’t see May crack a smile look after you just like a proud mother.

And you are long out of hearing range when she turns to Coulson. “You know, Phil, she did good on the mission.”

“I know”, he admits, “But I want her to stay these to weeks here anyway. I don’t want her stuck in the aftermath. It will be dangerous enough as it is.” Both of them know it’s not professional to act like that but both of them don’t want to change it a bit.


Imagine Coulson and Fitz watching you and Melinda do Tai Chi every morning

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The first time it had been an accident on Leo’s behalf. He had woken up much earlier than usual and he had been wandering around on the bus in search for some coffee, when he walked in on you and May, sunken into a silent Tai Chi session. He had stopped in his track, wanting to apologize, but all he could do was stare.

It had been hypnotizing.

So hypnotizing, that he forgot everything around him until a shuffling sound next to him startled him out of his stupor. It was Coulson who stepped out of the shadows, leaning against the wall next to Leo.

“It has a calming effect, doesn’t it?” Coulson had whispered with a knowing smile. “The constant flow of their motions, the calmness behind the ritual-like movements…it’s like a slow beautiful dance.“

Leo had nodded silently, hoping not to disturb May and you. He watched raptly, along with Coulson, how you two went through the exercises. When you had finished, neither May nor you had acknowledged the presence of Coulson. It had appeared that you were used to it. The only hint that you had noticed him and Fitz at all had been the quick glance you had sent Leo.

For a moment he had felt guilty for watching you and May. But the small smile on your lips had comforted his nerves.

The second night, he had set his alarm clock on time, eager to watch the Tai Chi session again. Again, Coulson joined him not much later.

Now it is a daily routine.

wincestsquared  asked:

Hey darling! I always see ya posting fic recs and was wondering if you had a good amount of Djinn/Genie AU ones? Wincest is preferred but I'll take Gen, too. Thank you <3


well, I made a post HERE with another similar request, with these fics

A Million Different Ways by  saucyminx   There are two sides of the coin, two universes starting to collide. In one, Sam and Dean have settled down in a home with friends, jobs, and love. In the other they are hunters just barely holding onto a rocky partnership. One day the universes begin to unravel and the only way to stop it is to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Dream Weaver  by  saucyminx  All Sam wants is a chance to be with his brother, to know him in a way he never has. After walking in Bobby’s dream to save their friend, it seems all too easily to take a step into Dean’s dreams as well. Only when you’re a Winchester, nothing is ever easy.      

Better Elsewhere  by veronamay    An alternate version of 2x20, where Sam is caught in the djinn’s spell … and things are not what you’d expect. Some things never change, though: Dean still wants to save people, Sam’s still hunting things, and at the end of it all family business is the only thing that matters.

The Cancer Inside by: purplehairedwonder   Still angry at Sam for his betrayal and starting the Apocalypse, Dean harbors some less than pleasant wishes toward his brother, and a run-in with a djinn gives him exactly what he wants…

Wishful Thinking by: SciFiNutTX  GEN Sam AU. Instead of Dean being jumped by the djinn, it happens to Sam but the dreamworld is the same. Does Sam love his new normal life? Or does it turn into his worst nightmare?

To Cross the Universe by trolllogicfics GEN The man Sam finds strung up in the djinn’s lair is not his brother.

also, I have these:

Blue Skies From Rain by lovesrain44 The morning after Sam rescues Dean from the djinn, Sam and Dean go back to the warehouse to take care of the bodies of both the victims and of the djinn. But instead of what should be a simple clean-up job, Sam and Dean are sucked into a nightmare world brought about by the djinn’s last dying act of revenge. (Takes place directly after What Is and What Should Never Be.) What do you do when you wake up in a mental institution and you think your brother is dead?

Indigo Dreams by  hybridshade When the Winchesters’ case drags them down below the surface of the city, Dean finds himself in a battle between nightmares and reality, and it’s doing his head in.

Permanent State by shannon_doll  For eight months, one week, and three days Dean has been trapped in supernatural limbo, living out alternate realities of his own life. He can’t control when the world decides to lurch, has no power over what version of himself comes next and why. Dean’s only concern is to get back to Sam, but time, he realizes, is running out. 

Hold On Tight To Your Dreams by: sendintheclowns   Dean’s trip back to the real world doesn’t go quite as smoothly as they hoped. AU to WIAWSN with a limp!Sam twist. Co-written with faye dartmouth.

An Act of Endless Forgiveness by lizzywinks Without a soul, Sam wasn’t affected when the fertility icon they destroyed went into meltdown, but luckily he also wasn’t averse to helping  out his decidedly non-immune brother.  All actions though have consequences.

Brothers On A Motel Bed by DrowningUnderPressure  When Bobby sends the boys on a mission to retrieve some things for him, neither of the brothers expect to find a genie who might as well be the reincarnation of Gabriel.               

Secure the Blessing by Rahmi The Sam makes a wish ‘verse. The main story was written pre-What Is and What Should Never Be. The major sequel story, Up Ahead, was written during NaNoWriMo the same year but was posted in 2009. As such, there’s a laundry list of ways in which the series diverges from canon.

Wicked Twisted Road  by LadyJanelly Dean has spent half his life looking for the brother he lost.


Imagine going to the academy with FitzSimmons and all three of you being best friends

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You toss your bag on the ground and plunge yourself down into a seat, not even trying to stifle a huge yawn. “Morning”, you mumble to the two people sitting left to you.

“Good morning, Y/N”, Jemma responds way too chipper for your liking.

“I hate you”, you tell her, “How can you be that happy in the morning?”

“Only morning persons will understand”, Fitz gives an imitation of Jemma which actually makes you smile for a moment.

“You’re too awake, too”, you complain.

“No, I have access to highly efficient coffee”, he grins and slides his thermo can over to you.

“You’re a lifesaver, Fitz”, you groan and pour yourself a huge cup of the deliciously smelling, still steaming brown liquid.

“So, any plans for the afternoon?”, Jemma asks.

“No, I finished my paper yesterday and am free today”, you tell her before taking a sip.

“I don’t have anything to do, either”, Fitz replies.

“Let’s hang out”, you suggest, ““I neglected you guys because of that stupid assignment.“

“Sounds great”, Jemma smiles and Fitz nods in agreement.


Imagine you have a really traumatic mission and you try to hold it together but eventually it ends up with Melinda holding you while you cry

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You don’t feel a thing after the mission, just the dull thumping of your heart and a ringing in your ears. Everything else of you is numb. Mind, hands, feet, emotions….nothing. Only numbness. You are just functioning, not even reacting to everything around you.

A part of you wants to break out, go rampage. Thrash and scream and weep and cry and tear everything apart or fall apart itself.

But you don’t. You do everything as if being set on auto-pilot until the debriefing is over and you are out of the shower. It becomes diffifult when you have time to calm down and have nothing to do to occupy your mind.

You don’t feel the adrenaline wearing off, but you notice how a tremor starts shaking your fingers, slowly but surely taking over your whole body. All you can do is ball your fists in an attempt to hold back the tears. It is the only thing you can concentrate on. You don’t see anything around you; you don’t even notice May standing in the doorframe and watching you struggle with your crumbling composure.

You do notice her when she sits down next to you and taking your hand with a squeeze. You look up at her, face as emotionless as ever but her eyes alight with compassion and understanding. You swallow the lump in throat and try to speak, to explain, but nothing comes out of your mouth except for a desperate croak. And suddenly, the barely upheld dam breaks and everything rushes out. It starts with one single tear, but you can’t stop them streaming down your cheeks like waterfalls. You’re sobbing. Crying. You’re ashamed that it happens in front of May out of all people who is always so good at keeping her emotions in check - until you feel her arms wrap around you and press her close to her chest. She keeps silent the whole time and you can’t bring out a single understandable word. But you don’t need them. You understand each other and you are grateful for May being there with you.

Operation: Game Night

“I told you not to get me anything for my birthday, John. Honestly. I’m not a child.”

“You are very much a child and trust me, it’s as much for me as it is for you,” John said as he shoved the hastily wrapped rectangular box into his flatmate’s arms.

Sherlock rolled his eyes and went to the sitting room, flopping down on the sofa with the box in his lap. He looked up at the doctor, his eyes still heavy with sleep but he couldn’t keep from grinning. John was obviously thrilled with his choice of gift; the man was practically buzzing as he stood, waiting impatiently for Sherlock to rip open the paper.

Except he didn’t rip open the paper. Of course he wouldn’t. No – Sherlock Holmes found the seams, lifted the tape and took the paper off all in one piece. With a smirk on his face, he looked up at John again and shook his head.

“Really? A board game, John?” He asked incredulously, though the light in his eyes gave away his own joy.

“Oh don’t act as if you won’t enjoy it. If you’re going to force me to continue playing Cluedo with you all the time, then we need to even the score a little.” He grinned, rocking up on his toes with excitement.

“Fine,” Sherlock said with a fake sigh of resignation, pulling the plastic wrap off of the box.

John set everything up on the coffee table and gave Sherlock a synopsis of the rules. There were ways to make the game more difficult and more competitive, but he decided that they should keep things simple for Sherlock’s first time. He didn’t want to overwhelm the detective or anything.

John sat on the floor across from his flatmate and handed him the tweezers with a grin. “Draw a card,” he said with a grin and leaned forward on his elbows to watch closely.

With another fake sigh, Sherlock picked the card up and proceeded to remove the small plastic apple from the cartoon man’s throat.


Sherlock nearly jumped as the nose lit up red and the awful sound came from the board and then there was some sort of electric shock vibration in the tweezers and the detective was suddenly very sure that this game had to have been some sort of trick that John had rigged just to play a prank on him.

At the same time, John couldn’t help the laughter that erupted and the detective’s face reddened. “It’s harder than it looks, isn’t it?” He asked, taking the next card from the stack and carefully removied the butterfly from the hole cut out of the man’s stomach. “We used to play this all the time in medical school to help train our hands to stay steady. We’d take turns doing it with our dominant hand as well as with the other.”

“Of course you did. Quite the expert you are, I’m sure.”

“You claimed that the victim killed himself in Cluedo.”

“He did.”

“You’re ridiculous.”




“This game is stupid,” Sherlock said as John plucked out the last piece, the detective having not been able to get any of them out without setting off the buzzer.

“So is Cluedo,” John returned with a smile.

“One game of each every Friday night?”

“Best two out of three.”

“Winner buys Thai.”

“You’re on,” John agreed, putting all the plastic pieces back into the cartoon body that acted as the game board and then put everything back in the box.

It only took Sherlock three months before he could finally beat John at Operation.

It took another four before he considered himself better than John and subsequently introduced the game to his brother who never did quite get the hang of it.


Imagine you are an ex SHIELD agent with the power to control earth and Coulson and Skye find you, hoping you’ll help Skye with her new powers

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“Did you miss the memo that I don’t work for SHIELD anymore?” He cracks a smile at your words.

“Must have gotten around while I was busy being dead.” You give a snort at his.

With a small smile you offer your hand. He takes it andgives a quicl but firm handshake. “Nice to see you again, Coulson. Who’s your young friend over there?” You tilt your head to the side where a young woman with brown hair and eyes pretends to look at the window of the nearby tech store.

“You noticed she’s with me”, he points out but doesn’t seem too sursprised.

“I was an agent long enough to pick up something”, you retort.

“Her name is Skye. I was hoping you could help her. She got powers, too.” You look up in surprise. “And she has to learn how to control and use them. I want someone to do this whom I can trust.”


There is a shimmer of hope in Coulson’s eyes. “Will you help her please?”

You give a nod. “Call her over.”


Skye strolls across the street and joins you two, looking at you with undisguised curiosity. “Hi.”

You have a feeling that you’ll like her.

anonymous asked:

know any sammy deaged fics? ;D

hello nonnie! I know these, wincest and gen, happy reading!

Trick and Treat by Jassy Sam is turned into a kid on Halloween, and adult Dean has to take him trick or treating

Goodnight, Moon by: Dragonflysoul   Leaning further into each other, they stood their ground. It was how they had survived every storm they’ve ever weathered. It was how they would survive this one too. 

To the Moon and Back  by Scarlett7  Seeking some relief from Season 9? Here you go. Angst, brotherly love and even some Weechesters! Set right after “The Purge”. Sam’s anger towards Dean has been lingering for days. But when a 5 year old version of Sam shows up at their door, both boys will learn a lesson about what it means to be a Winchester brother. 

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It by locknkey The Apocalypse comes and Sam and Dean stand tall to face it. The thing   is, it’s not the Apocalypse they expected, but it’s still the end of   the  world that they’ve known. Can Sam and Dean with a little help from  Bobby figure out what happened? How do Sam and Dean deal with suddenly   finding themselves in a world that seems to be spit from the mind of a   thirteen year old girl, complete with it’s own musical soundtrack and   sparkly unicorns? The Winchester brothers have never seen anything like   it. Are the changes skin deep or is there more to this than meets the   eye? Only time will tell.

Monster by foolsdance Following the disastrous events in Colorado, Sam and Dean encounter a new problem. An unknown creature changes Sam into his twelve year old self. Going from bad to worse, they are soon after caught by the FBI, who believe Sam has been kidnapped by Dean as a replacement for his missing brother. It’s up to Sam to break Dean out of custody, not easy when you’re suddenly a pint sized foster kid.

Little Child by: authoressnebula   Post 2x03: In the midst of Dean’s distancing, John’s death, and Sam’s hurt over both, a spell goes awry and leaves Dean with Sam at five years old. He starts to see himself through Sam’s younger eyes, though, and doesn’t like who he is. Lyrics by Beatles.

Childish Things by kroki_refur Dean’s little brother is suddenly kinda… little.

Act Your Age by Wren’s Erotic Library  An already bizarre case goes full-on freaky when Sam’s 27-year-old mind gets stuck in a 12-year-old body.  Of course he and Dean are determined to get to the bottom of this… but they may get sidetracked a bit.

Nostalgia!verse by NixBlaque A year after Sam allowed Lucifer to possess him in an attempt to save the world, Sam Winchester wakes up in the middle of Stull Cemetery with over two-hundred years worth of memories and an the body of his eighteen-year-old self. This is the story of him and his brother, and the life they make together.

Hush Now Baby, Baby by: TreesAreSnazzy   John is off hunting. It’s nightime in a New Orleans motel and it’s time for kid brothers to go to bed. AU- Sam is 5, Dean is 26. Now a multi-chapter that takes place during the pilot. Awesome!Bigbrother!Dean, Adorable!Wee!Sam.