There’s a very special event this week in the B99 universe — the wedding of Papa Boyle and Mama Linetti! And it’s sure a weird/fun one. I think all the Nine-Niners out there are going to get a real kick out of this one — especially fans of Gina, Jake, and Amy. And because I know how hard it is to waittwo whole weeks between Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes, I’m here to break your fast a little early with a Baker’s Dozen Non-Spoilery Teasers!
- Jake and Amy have their own little James Bond/Bond Girl adventure — and Amy gets a very…interesting name. - The Boyle-Linetti Wedding is a series of mishaps, one after another. - Rosa comes to some realizations about herself and her relationship with Marcus. - Gina looks for someone to step up and officiate the wedding with a heartfelt speech — and her choices aren’t promising. - We get a flashback to Holt and Kevin Cozner’s wedding, and a cute discussion between the two in present day. - Jake is in charge of bringing the ring… - Amy and Jake both confront a “nemesis” of sorts. - Scully ends up entertaining pre-ceremony. - The wedding looks like it might become pants optional at some point. - Gina is relatively cool under pressure, putting out fires left and right, and does a lot more work than she ever has in the Nine-Nine. - Charles holds an odd superstition about sons/fathers and weddings. - Rosa tries to make small talk, which quickly leads to disaster. - There’s a proposal (of sorts) in a pile of garbage.
It’s the pinnacle of the Santiago Drunkenness Scale. One drink, Amy’s a little spacey. Two drinks, Loud Amy. Three drinks, Amy Dance-pants. Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert. And Five-drink Amy is weirdly confident.
Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet Six-drink Amy?