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I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how we found each other. I will see her every now and then, and maybe one year she’ll be with somebody and the next year I’ll be with somebody. And it’s going to take a long time…and then it’s perfect. I’m in no rush.
—  Michael Scott, The Office - “Company Picnic”
Calvin: Ash, have you ever been to a gay movie?
Ashley: Does the Devil Wears Prada count?
Calvin: No. No, I’m talking about an earnest coming of age film, where some kid in Idaho, cuts himself while listening to Erasure, aand thenn comes out to his preacher father who beats him and locks him in a closet.
Ashley: Oh… That’s depressing.
Calvin: Exactly. I mean why does everything have to be about being gay when you’re gay? I’d rather just go see a homoerotic action movie with the brothers.
—  Greek (TV show) dialogue from season 1