edit: taeyang

Explaining BIGBANG members to normal people like

First, we have a rich screaming bird dressing like the weed man. Yes, he’s the leader. He hangs out in museums and abroad more than in Korea actually. Every time you blink, he’s changed his hair and outfit.

Second, there is a furniture lover who looks like Groot. Dancing is not his forte though, but definitely singing the chorus. He’s from outer space, a citizen of the honorable planet Doom Dada where showing skin is prohibited by law. Once caught on camera while peeing on rich bird.

Third, there’s a guy who pretends to be a celestial object. You can tell that he’s hot, doesn’t need clothes to keep himself warm. His hair stylist has some real issues. If you like quality dance: bias him. But if you dislike people spreading bs on social media… don’t do it.

Fourth: The only decent one in the group. Nah, just kidding. He might not see anything due to his hair helmet but this guy will roast you better than Jackson Wang and Key combined. Fans call him angel but don’t buy into that, those jokes and hip movements are nothing but satanic.

Fifth… where do I even start. Let’s put it like this, he’s got more Dirty Vibe than the leader. His hobby is sitting on other group’s maknaes. Can talk about love and in several languages by mere imitation. If that snake YG ever retires, this guy will take things over.

Iconic Bigbang quotes
  • happy birthday bro - T.O.P & Taeyang
  • skkuurrrrtttttt - GD
  • dope video, congratz - Taeyang the troll
  • everything, you guys are my everything - Seungri
  • ssmeeeeelllll - Ahjumma Daesung
  • you liiiiike ? - T.O.P
  • food is the most important thing in my life -T.O.P
  • our seungri sings well - proud mom kwon jiyong
  • Ever since I was little, I liked chairs - T.O.P, the chair enthusiast
  • I’d like to thank the man who passed out and made this art possible and I’d also like to thank the sunset - Taeyang, instagram photographer

(feel free to add more!)