“I’m a human, and I’m multidimensional. If I was the perfect form of anything, I’d be boring. If I was a free spirit all the time, I would be boring; I would lack depth. If I was dark and enigmatic all the time, then I would lack relatability.”
Why don't you ever have them over to the house?
I don't ever have them over to the house because of what you did the last time I had my friends over to the house.
And what was that, Yang?
Yang, stop! It's not worth it.
Oh! Last time my friends were over we were all sitting here watching a movie, you came downstairs completely nude, covered head to toe in salsa and screamed "Who wants Huevos Rancheros now, bitches" THAT'S WHY