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If Hamlet took place in a preschool classroom:
  • Hamlet is that kid who won’t stop crying on the first day because he misses his daddy. 
  • Things get worse when his uncle Claudius comes and picks him up after school… a full on tantrum ensues
  • LOTS of parent gossip surrounding that family…….
  • Ophelia gets completely soaked playing at the water table.
  • A game of hide and seek turns violent and Polonius ends up in the nurse’s office. 
  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern refer to each other as ‘best friend’. No names. They literally just call out ‘best friend’. 
  • Fortinbras starts school two weeks late.