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Major Payne Inspired Quotes
  1. “Oh come on, it’s just a dummy grenade.”

  2. “Who’s the dummy now?”

  3. “I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.”

  4. “If he’s still in there he ain’t happy”

  5. “You’ll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!”

  6. “Surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing,”

  7. “There’s nobody left. You’ve killed them all.”

  8. “See what we have here is a failure to communicate.”

  9. “War has made me very PARANOID!”

  10. “And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!”

  11. “I ain’t frigid.”

  12. “One! Don’t you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I’ll stomp you into the ground.One! Don’t you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I’ll stomp you into the ground.”

  13. “It’s slippery!”

  14. “Slippery he say. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. What if this were a life or death situation?”

  15. “Don’t push the "maybes”, baby.“

  16. "I’m gonna make you boys strong!”

  17. “What’s your damage, muscle head? You stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf?”

  18. “Hey Dumbo, you should be able to be able to fly through those tubes with the big ass ears.”

  19. “Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?”

  20. “I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!”

  21. “Ain’t no need for name-callin’!”

  22. “Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!”

  23. “WIN: Whisky! India! November! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD!”

  24. “WIN: Whisky! India! November!”

  25. “Now, I didn’t go through all that to come out empty handed.”

  26. “You’d better give up, señor, you cannot kill us all.”

  27. “Nope, but I can clean your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce!”