edi go

Guys.  Halloween on the Tempest.

Sara Ryder: Okay listen up my peeps–

Jaal: My what?

Sara: –I’ve got everybody’s Halloween costumes assigned, let’s go over them now so we can pick them up on the Nexus next chance we get.

Jaal:  Our what?

Sara:  We’re all going as members of Commander Shepard’s crew–

Scott Ryder:  SWEET!  I CALL DIBS ON SHEPARD!

Sara:  NO CHANCE LINTWAD, I’M SHEPARD.

Scott:  What?!  Why?!

Sara:  Pathfinder.  Suck it.  Vetra, you’re Garrus Vakarian.

Vetra:  Why?  Because I’m a turian?

Sara:  Ummm…yes?

Vetra:  That’s racist.

PeeBee:  I REFUSE TO BE LIARA T’SONI.

Sara:  But–

Drack, Lexi:  I call dibs on Liara T’soni.

Lexi:  [Pulls out syringe]  I can think of four good reasons why you’re going to let me have this one, Drack.

Liam:  Does this mean I can be Urdnot Wrex?

Scott:  Aw, man!  I want to be Wrex!  Can’t you go as Jacob Taylor?

Liam:  That’s racist.

Cora:  I thought you wanted to be Shepard?

Scott:  Wrex is next best thing.

Jaal:  What?

Sara:  Oh, Cora!  You’re Miranda Lawson.

Scott:  Oh reaaaaaally.  ;D

Cora:  No.

Scott:  Aw…

Kallo:  Can I go as Engineer Adams?

Sara:  Engineer Adams?  Seriously, Kallo?

Gil:  Yeah, Kallo!  I’m going as Engineer Adams!

Sara: What?

Kallo:  Over.  My.  Dead.  Body.

Gil:  FINE BY ME!

Suvi:  Could I go as Dr. Mordin Solus?

SAM:  I will go as EDI, Pathfinder.

Sara:  Okay, FINE.  Everyone can just go as WHOEVER THEY WANT.  Happy?! 

Jaal:  …Sara?

Sara:  Yes, Jaal.  What.

Jaal:  What’s a Halloween?

anonymous asked:

Edyyyy I accidentally came out to my mom watching the trailer for WW! I was like OMG THE THINGS I'D LET YOU DO TO ME WITH THAT LASSO... her face was like wtf that's gay, are you gay

THIS IS THE BEST STORY I’VE EVER GOT IN MY ASK

You: Dianna, lasso me up
Your mom: ?!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?

oyy!! naks namiss ko dito haha wow akala mo matagal nawala ang hayop. anyway kakauwi ko lang galing laguna. bale pagkaout namin kagabi nag bgc kami tapos balik makati eh biglang nagyaya tong account manager ko na mag laguna kami. edi go lang ako tapos nagpaalam ako kay mama ang sabi lang niya “ok. ingat ka go” hihi ewan basta ang sarap lang ng ganto at sobrang enjoy. ang problema lang masyadong nakakapagod pero keri haha gege di ko na alam sasabihin ko. good evening!!

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nung umaga, laro ng lahi. champion kaming mga babae sa tug of war. may gasgas ako sa arm ko dahil nga u know pa strong ako hahahahaha! tas ayon no feeling ko strong independent woman. after lunch, nag bihis na ako for our event. may presentation kasi, yung spoken word ko. tapos mehn, tangina. umabsent yung candidate namin. puta gulat ako hinila ako ng prof ko, akala ko uutusan lang. biglang sabit ng sash sakin kininam!!!! paiyak na ko mehn kasi ayoko, wala ako experience sa ganito. pero nung pinarampa na, edi go na ko gago. ayon, okay naman. gago kabang kaba ako sa q and a pero success. pinag laban ko LGBT guys. yung spoken word ko, bumenta. hiyawan silang lahat kada line. hahahahahaha kininam boi. tas ayon po no hehehehe nabinyagan ako. it was a good experience naman jusko. walang alam nanay ko na nilaban ako ngangu. pero thanks po sa support ng section ko sa STEM and RED CARDINALS fam! goldie luvs u all! ☝