edgy necklace

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see the paparazzi, feel the paparazzi, <i>be</i> the paparazzi.

I was thinking of starting a lil Villain Shoppe...

And I would have lil mugs with cute lil bad guys on the sides failing to poison your coffee

And lil red bracelets and necklaces that say “#edgy as a tomato” because everyone knows tomatoes are edgy (nightshade, duh)

And T-shirts that say “I’m so evil I just stole candy from a baby” and various other dumb lil things

But then I realize I’m lazy af