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If Disney Channel Could

Bring Back These Shows/Movies

•That’s So Raven
•Kim Possible
•Even Stevens
•The Proud Family
•Tru Confessions
•Lilo And Stitch
•Brandy And Mr.Whiskers
•Phil Of The Future
•The Buzz On Maggie
•Dave The Barbarian
•The Thirteenth Year
•Don’t Look Under The Bed
•Smart House
•Up Up And Away
•The Color Of Friendship
•Stepmother From Planet Weird
•Hannah Montana
•Cory In The House
•The Famous Jett Jackson
•Mom Got A Date With A Vampire
•Phantom Of The Megaplex
•The Ultimate Christmas Present
•The Luck Of The Irish
•The Poof Point
•Get A Clue
•The Scream Team
•Eddie Million Dollar Cook-off
•The Cheetah Girls
•Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior



The Shitennou (from Sailor Moon) were one of the first households I made. They’re a chaotic house, but they’re a fun house.

1) Mamoru goes about fulfilling all of his needs and wants so quietly that I forget he even exists. He’s also the only one who has autonomously become friends with all the other guys.
2) No one dislikes Jadeite. NO ONE. I can’t even MAKE them dislike him. He can rant and rave and just generally be a jerk, and the general response is: “Hahaha! You adorable asshole.”
3) Nephrite spends 99% of his free time dancing and making drinks at the bar. He also shares a room with Jadeite, and is always trying to steal everyone else’s beds.
4) Zoicite is the only one that autonomously takes bubble baths. Everyone else? Showers. Ugh. Plebeians.
5) Most of them choose to go to Kunzite to “vent” or “complain” when they’re tense. I have so many screenshots of Kunzite standing around like, “I was just trying to take out the trash. Christ.”

The Signs as Musical Legends

As their actual signs

Aries: Elton John, Eric Clapton, Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, Dusty Springfield, Diana Ross, Steven Tyler, Marvin Gaye.

Taurus: Billie Joel, Stevie Wonder, Cher, Leslie Gore, Bing Crosby, Roy Orbison.

Gemini: Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Stevie Nicks, Morrissey.

Cancer: Ringo Starr, Debbie Harry, Santana.

Leo: Louis Armstrong, Mick Jagger, Madonna, Whitney Houston.

Virgo: Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson, Joan Jett, Chrissie Hynde.

Libra: John Lennon, Tom Petty, Richard Carpenter, Ray Charles.

Scorpio: Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Natalie Merchant, Bonnie Raitt.

Sagittarius: Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Ozzy Osbourne, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa.

Capricorn: Janis Joplin, David Bowie, John Denver, Elvis Presley.

Aquarius: Phil Collins, Axl Rose, Eddie Van Halen, Sam Cooke, Bob Marley.

Pisces: George Harrison, Kurt Cobain, James Taylor, Johnny Cash, Karen Carpenter.

The Signs as Food Network Stars

Aries: Anne Burrell 

You take time and effort to make what you do boss and don’t let anyone tell you who you are.

Taurus: Ted Allen

Let’s be real here, you are the most attractive out of the group. Go tell Bobby Flay to go fuck himself

Gemini: Pat and Gina Neely

You are too tense, instead of putting on a show to pretend everything is fine let it all out. Make a statement so people never forget you.

Cancer: Alton Brown

You’ve been around the block once or twice, you should move on now but you just can’t. You sold your soul to Food Network years ago.

Leo:  Guy Fieri

Large and in charge, you are the life of the party. Your heart is as wild as your frosted tips. Enjoy the smallest things in life.

Virgo: Bobby Flay

You are quiet most of the time, even so people give you great respect. You were in Eddy’s Million Dollar cook off, don’t think people forgot. Also please, I don’t want to buy your Greek Yogurt.

Libra: Giada DeLaurentiis

We get it, okay? You’re Italian. Mama Mia

Scorpio: Rachel Ray

You’ve hurt and used many people to get where you are today. Sauté your enemies in some Extra Virgin Olive Oil. 

Sagittarius: Paula Deen

You are a powerful beast straight from hell. Nothing can stop you when you are on a rampage. Take time to indulge in savory comfort foods.

Capricorn: Marc Summers

Informative and lovable, you are interesting and can really entertain. Not only that but you had one of the best shows on Food Network.

Aquarius: Duff Goldman

Ace of cakes was a fucking great show, but lets be real here. Everyone tuned in to watch Geoff. It’s time to fucking kill him.

Pisces: Sandra Lee

chill bitch

The Signs & Disney Channel Original Movies

Aquarius: Pixel Perfect

Pisces: The Thirteenth Year

Aries: The Luck of the Irish

Taurus: Cow Belles

Gemini: Cadet Kelly

Cancer: Smart House

Leo: Jump In!

Virgo: Halloweentown

Libra: High School Musical

Scorpio: Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off

Sagittarius: Camp Rock

Capricorn: The Cheetah Girls

things we need to talk about regarding onerepublic @ apple event

-Ryan’s hair my god those are some beautiful, thick, golden locks!

-How Ryan referred to waking up as “two albums ago” like yes we’re in the new era!!

-So if U2 performs at Apple Event and drops an album will OneRepublic drop theirs soon? (no guarantees haha)

-The selfie and the guy who helped Ryan find Tim Cook.

-Hugging at the end….

-THIS: (iTunes music home page)

Top Ten Favorite Films

People have always been asking me for my favorite films ever since I removed my original top 100 list a year or so ago. While I can’t organize my favorites to a full 100 list now, I figure I’ll whet appetites with my top ten at the very least. Enjoy!

Top Ten Favorite Films

01. Kenan & Kel: Two Heads Are Better Than None | Ingmar Bergman | 2000

02. Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (feat. Bobby Flay) | David Lynch | 2003

03. Flubber | David Cronenberg | 1997

04. Kindergarten Cop | Robert Bresson | 1990

05. Rashomon 2 | Jean-Luc Godard | 1961

06. Kill William | Quentin Tortellini | 2004

07. Hot Wheels: World Race | Terrence Malick | 2003

08. Les Cousins Dangereux | Stanley Kubrick | 2000

09. The Land Before Time III: Time of the Great Giving | Wes Anderson | 1995

10. Free Willy (Willy’s Childhood) | Andrei Tarkovsky | 1993