爱是一种野性的力量。 当我们试图去控制它时,它毁灭我们。 当我们试图禁锢它时,它奴役我们。 当我们试着了解它时,它会让我们感到失落和迷惘。 

Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us. When we try to understand it, it leaves us feeling lost and confused.

2/13/16 - SCP507, “Reluctant Dimension Hopper”

SCP-507 is apparently a Caucasian male with blond hair and green eyes, sporting no other outstanding characteristics besides being somewhat overweight and speaking with a vague accent of disputable origin. Although SCP-507 has an already-established name due to its unremarkable upbringing, it seems to find entertainment in forcing those it meets to give it a nickname in lieu of divulging this information. Thus SCP-507 will now respond to the names Tommy, Steve, Bruto, Guy, Houdini, and Grabnok the Destroyer.