Because he’s the referee Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not our ref. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. An Ed Hochuli.
I just heard that Hank Williams and his “Are You Ready For Some Football?” got the axe over at Monday Night Football.
Finally. What I’ve been waiting for my whole life - here me out:
We switch to the “Saturday Night’s Main Event” theme music from the 80s, but instead call it Monday Night’s Main Event with referee Ed Hochuli replacing Hulk Hogan and tearing his ref’s uniform at the start of every game while referring to the visiting team’s captain as “brother” during the coin toss.