You know who’s a total fucking badass? Ed Sheeran. You know who’s a lyrical, beautiful genius? Ed Sheeran. You know who I would love to work for? Ed Sheeran. You know who I’m probably never going to get to meet and has no idea that I exist? Ed. God. Damn. Sheeran. If I start a petition for Ed Sheeran to notice me and hire me, who’d sign it? I need a ton of signatures to catch his eye. Let’s do this!