eco terrorists

Final Fantasy In A Nutshell
  • Final Fantasy I - Four Heroes Break A Time Loop
  • Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan
  • Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance
  • Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is  A Space Ghost On The Moon
  • Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses
  • Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad
  • Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount
  • Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead
  • Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses
  • Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex
  • Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game
  • Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad.  Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick
  • Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life
  • Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs
  • Final Fantasy XV - A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly

For those who work for the animals, the most feared thing is to see them in a state of suffering. This is a tribute to those who are facing hell to document a hidden reality. Thanks to activists who film and photograph the unimaginable. I have great admiration for them.


’ This is… this is great news! ’
’ Hey, get away from the ledge, you’re gonna get hurt. ’
’ This one has the “S”. For “Super”, just like your cousin. ’
’ I just can’t hear you over the loud color of your cheap pants. ’
’ I’m the hero. ’
’ Oh, God. Is that smell you? ’
’ I see you share your cousin’s appetite for wanton destruction. ’
’ Three showers and I still smell of reek oil. ’
’ I went from superhero to eco-terrorist in a single bound. ’
’ I am not doing that interview. ’
’ How can you be so sure? ’
‘ I watched it happen for years with your cousin. ’
’ Reading glasses and a good slouch? ’
’ I see a city full of people who need help. Who need a hero. ’
’ Oh, no. I’m sorry. I meant to say who are you? ’
’ Trademark pending. ’
’ Have you lost your mind? ’
’ What were you thinking giving interviews? ’
’ It was more of a private conversation that’s being published. ’
’ What’s next? A book deal? A reality show? “Keeping Up with the Kryptonians”? ’
’ When did you even call him/her? The second I left? ’
’ I made a promise to your cousin. If anything ever happened to you… ’
’ I’m just trying to keep you safe. ’
’ It wasn’t supposed to be this way. ’
’ Your story… Your story is just starting. ’
’ I’m just dealing with an escaped alien prisoner. ’
’ You’ve spent more time in the Friend Zone than the Phantom Zone. ’
’ I am not in the Friend Zone. ’
’ Well… did you notice any of her/his other attributes? ’
’ Tell me, what do you think makes her/him a hero? ’
’ What can I get you? Or are you not allowed to drink and fly? ’
’ I was surprised, you’re usually a little more glib. ’
’ You said, tonight, you always build in fail safes. ’
’ I would never barter a child’s life. ’
’ I just can’t figure out why you did it. ’
’ For the record, I care about everyone. ’
’ You may have fooled this city, but I know you were behind this. ’
’ Finally, something we can agree on. ’
’ The fun is just beginning. ’
’ Can you hack into hospital records? ’
’ Easy-peasy, fresh and squeezy… ’
’ You were really mad, at something else. ’
’ You need to find, find that anger behind the anger. ’
’ You let that thing get away. I thought you were on our side. ’
’ It fought harder this time, harder. Faster. ’
’ It’s like it knew you’d choose to save those people. ’
’ Would you like me to call your mother a car? ’
’ I am the sole survivor of my planet. ’
’ You never get sick. That’s the best part about you. ’
’ Bow your head when you approach me! ’
’ Are you sure you want to do this? ’
’ It’s time for us to be a family again. ’
’ You’re gonna wish I’d died with the rest of them! ’
’ But can you look me in the eye and tell me that you are prepared to kill? ’
’ I’m very boring and really normal. ’
’ So, um, I’ll just get out of your hair. ’
’ You know, you guys could have told me. I can keep a secret. ’
’ I know there’s nothing anyone can say to make you feel better right now. ’
’ We are going to bring this thing in together. ’
’ I’m not leaving you alone with that thing. ’
’ That is not some anonymous alien you’ve brought in. ’
’ You’re compromising the security of this entire operation. ’
’ I would think you’d understand that better than anyone. ’
’ It is what makes you a hero! ’
’ That’s the difference between soldiers and heroes. ’
’ You waisted your ammo. ’
’ Without you, the world is a better place! ’
’ Without me, you’d be dead! ’
’ Please remember I would never try and hurt you. ’
’ I hate a generic sports metaphor, but that interview was a touchdown. ’
’ You wanna fight about it? ’
‘ I have too much self-esteem to kill myself. ’
’ I’m making stupid mistakes, like today. ’
’ The public will forgive you, I promise. ’
’ Ah, you do have a cell phone? Can I get that number, please? ’
’ You think I wanna do this? It’s the only way to win. ’
‘ I mean, that was terrible, but it was awesome. ’
’ We’ve never saved anything together. ’
’ I’ve dreamt of this moment. The two of us teaming up. ’
’ Um, not exactly sure you have to tell them that. ’
’ I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. ’
’ This is it for me, this is my calling. ’
’ The enemy has come in the guise of heroes. ’
’ You don’t get a chair ‘cause you don’t work here. ’
’ They have not left you, even in the face of death. ’
’ You ever spend time inside a foster home? ’
’ So just chill with the attitude, okay? ’
’ How can you, of all people, say that? ’
’ I know what you’re gonna say. I should have waited for you. ’
’ You didn’t give me a story, you gave me a half-baked idea. ’
’ I got the impression you didn’t want to spend time with me. ’
’ So, I memorized that fake ID for nothing? ’
’ I was shooting some hoops last night and hurt some ribs. ’
’ My whole life, I have been a sidekick. ’
’ I hate to break it to you, dude, but you don’t have superpowers. ’
’ I have a black belt and you’re right, I don’t have powers. ’
’ What do you have against a good old romantic comedy? ’
’ Yeah, your punk rock phase was very strange. ’
’ Are you slurring your words? ’

exactly zero people asked but my dream live action Poison Ivy would just completely skip over the leaf bikinis and sex pollen and all that. Dr. Isley is cranky and married to her work and spends most of her time with hair pulled up in a messy bun, wearing baggy sweaters and clutching a mug of coffee like her life depends on it. she resorts to plant-themed crime after the idiotic men in her department deny her yet another grant, and then just goes ahead and becomes an alleged “”“eco terrorist”“” because someone has to purge the poor earth of human scrum and let’s face it, that person is Pam Isley.

also she’s a huge lesbian and is played by Ruth Negga

My Reactions to Pokemon Villians

Giovanni: I’m gonna steal all the pokemon and make a black market

Me: Woah cool, let me stop you though

Maxie and Archie: We’re eco terrorists at war with each other and the world is a stake

Me: Thats awesome, but I need to stop both of you cause you’ll kill the world

Cyrus: I’m gonna create an entire new world

Me: Woah, Time and Space travel to stop you. Aw yeah lets do it

Ghetsis & Colress: We’re an organization that wants to free all Pokemon, but corrupt.

Me: Woah I never thought of it like that. But you’re corrupt so I gotta stop you

Lysandre: I’m gonna kill all of you cause you all suck.


Guzma: Yo yo dawg whats good my man

Me: We just went from 100 to 0 in five seconds game freak


cloud strife || ex-SOLDIER || mercenary // eco-terrorist || delivery boy.



  • i’ve sorta discussed it with someone ? but i hold a strong belief that, despite nobody mentioning it, cloud tries to pass on zack’s legacy. it’s difficult, but necessary. he heads back to gongaga some time following the end of the original game ; possibly post-advent children, even, and he tells zack’s parents what happened. cloud also tells stories about their time together to marlene & denzel. he likes to think they would’ve liked spending time with him.
  • i’ve briefly touched on it, but never properly written it out. contrary to popular belief, cloud wasn’t really friendly with tifa as a child. he was bullied by her friends, and spent most of his time playing alone – or waiting to be noticed by someone. i think ( from what we see ) cloud’s mother was a kind ; caring woman. she probably spent a lot of time with him, going on walks, baking, reading stories, etc. she had to put up with his endless rambling about how cool sephiroth is – & how cloud’s gonna grow up and be a hero, but she never really minded. 


  1. training // fighting.
  2. riding his motorcycle.
  3. visiting quieter locations.

SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LOVES: ( in no particular order )

  1. zack, aeris & the party.
  2. his mother.
  3. marlene & denzel.
  4. biggs, wedge, jessie & fleeting acquaintances.
  5. all 6 of his chocobos.
  6. not sephiroth.
  7. ???


  1. not going to see his mother in nibelheim, before the fire.
  2. ever having admired sephiroth.


  1. being a failure : particularly to those he cares about // whose opinion matters.
  2. loss of control : hurting people he loves & not being able to do anything to prevent it.

TAGGING PEOPLE: @akamure @cetrafleuris @leofatali @gallowsgrove @thecxmmissioner & anyone –
TAGGED BY: @jjillekkot … bean.

I’m not sure if anyone has yet written about awkward family dinners with the House of El, but consider: Awkward Family Dinners with the House of El

Because we have:

  • Very Pregnant Lara who is honestly just weathering the storm and eyeing whatever the Kryptonian equivalent of wine is rather wistfully, wanting to be anywhere but here because Jor, darling, you’re brother’s wife’s sister’s husband is freaking me out with his Crazy Eyes and I really don’t think this stress is good for the baby, dear.
  • Jor-El, who really shouldn’t be enthusiastically agreeing with Astra and Non over the end of the world. (But SEE, ZOR, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU THE WORLD’S GONNA END this Non guy gets it why do we hate him again?)
  • Awful Cook Zor-El, who can’t roast a halfway decent Babootch to save his life.   
  • (So of course everyone is trying to choke that down as politely as possible.)

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One of the world’s most dangerous eco-terrorists. She is obsessed with plants, botany, ecological extinction and environmentalism. She uses toxins from plants and mind-controlling pheromones for her criminal activities, which are usually aimed at protecting endangered species and the natural environment. With time, she developes botanokinesis. Batman was the only man invulnerable to her manipulating powers, and she became obsessed to bring him down.

An Arkham Asylum psychiatrist, secretly obsessed with the mentally unstable and insane. When she meets the Joker, she becomes infatuated with him, and switches to a life of crime after helping the clown prince escape. Mad as he is, Joker changes from love to hate within seconds, sometimes despising Harley, sometimes being tender with her… sometimes, abusing of her. When Harley finally manages to capture the Batman, and is about to  kill him, the Joker becomes infuriated with her, and throws her  through a window. Harley survives the fall thanks to Ivy, who not only heals her with her natural remedies, but also injects her with an antitoxin. Now, the two, with an equal despise towards the Joker, and in a partnership that will protect them from any other lunatic criminal of Gotham, with Ivy’s supernatural abilities and Harley’s skills and wits, they appear to be unstoppable in their way to get all what they want.

- “Gee Red, what are we gonna do tonight?”
- “The same thing we do every night, Harley, try to take over the world!”

Wendy Callowe is a hardcore no-fucks-given eco-terrorist except she’s also a sweetheart with red hair and dimples and a voice for lullabies except she likes whiskey and hot sauce and gangster rap except she’s trying to keep it together after one of her parents died recently except she’s stolen a car before and she’ll do it again if she needs to except needing to might include rescuing her ex Robin from whatever sort of silly situation he’s gotten himself into lately.

Robin is a sweet boy with short hair except she’s a shy girl and her hair is even darker and redder than Wendy’s except when he and Wendy dated he was the sweetest person in the world to her and she didn’t really realize that this was what it meant to be in love with someone except one day Robin sat down with her and said this isn’t working I’m not into you except it’s not you it’s just that I’m gay except I’m not a guy except I am some of the time and she cut him off and said honey I have no idea what you’re trying to say but if you and I aren’t dating as long as I take care of you and you take care of me and we look out for each other as friends that’s all I could ever want and they hugged except they cried except everything works out in the end except she is still in her own way very much in love with him and very much in love with her except she doesn’t dare let those words rise to her lips so she just teaches Robin what little she remembers about makeup and puts her in sweet dresses for her sweet self and they stay up late talking about boys and the future and when they wake up there he is again and he snuggles up to her and says I’m so glad I have you in his beautiful tiny voice and she smiles and her heart breaks a bit except it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay.

Wendy Callowe tells me some of this as we meet in an undisclosed hot bar in undisclosed America and I take occasional tiny bites of a sandwich with apple in it and she takes regular medium bites of her vegan burrito with avocado and lemon tahini hot sauce and levels her gaze at me like a bottle rocket in the barrel of a gun.

ok ok i see your pet aus and i raise you: mako is an animal lover and an eco terrorist and instead of ending up with a sentient being as a pet, he fucking raids an illegal auction and busts up some heads and he & his buddies take the non sentient exotics to special keepers & zoos, and the sentient hybrids to rescue sanctuaries / communes. only one of them gets really attached to him. and decides– insists– that he’s joining mako’s animal/hybrid liberation gang.

he’s a scary quick learner most of the gang adores him. they’re a little creeped out & scared by him but mostly they think he’s aces. they’re always trying to fatten him up (he was so malnourished), asking if he wants / needs anything. he’s a little rowdy and he has a little trouble with the concept that he can not be a pet and still need to like… be… respectful of others. his favorite words are ‘NO!!’ and 'you’re not my owner!! don’t tell me what to do!! nobody owns me!!’ whether he’s screaming it or laughing it.

he has a bad habit of stealing stuff without asking. they keep trying to tell him he doesn’t have to hide what he’s doing or take stuff, he can talk about it or show it off and ask for stuff… but they understand why he’s like that. he also has a bad habit of… climbing. getting into weird places. on top of their jeep, on top of roofs, on mako’s shoulders.

he pours through books looking for a name. he pours through books learning ways a scrawny little mouse like him can help. he learns about chemistry, he practices chemistry. he learns he likes when things go boom. he always fantasized about ripping his way out of his cages, that’s a pretty useful skill to have. just in case, just in case, right?

notapangolin  asked:

Oh. I get it now. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of Professor Pyg as "crazy plastic surgeon". I vastly prefer his newer incarnation from Beware the Batman where he's a posh eco-terrorist committing crimes alongside his sidekick Mr. Toad.

Beware the Batman was weird to me because it went out of its way not to have any of the classic villains, but then took obscure Batman villains and made them act like the classic ones anyway.

Like Professor Pyg and Mr. Toad basically became Poison Ivy, but if she was two British dudes who weren’t good at seducing people at all.

Or… were they?