eco socialist

Jamonbourg/Montejamon/Eco-socialistes

(oui bon le nom de ship est pas tout à fait fixé, c’est encore un baby ship…)

  • Les selfies/Snapchat à trois, avec BH au milieu
  • TOUT, en fait, en mode sandwich avec BH au milieu, des photos aux positions sur le canapé
  • YJ et son usage parfait de Snapchat et de l’appareil photo de son portable qui lui permet de capturer n’importe quel moment choupi.
  • YJ qui envoie des photos randoms d’animaux mignons toute la journée à BH et AM
  • La PATINOIRE A TROIS
  • Tellement plein de chats partout, mais tellement.
  • La soirée du 23 avril 2017 n’a jamais existé. Scène d’Angst absolue, malgré le fluff avec le hurt/comfort. 
  • Les échanges de fringues et le shopping ensemble de YJ et AM
  • (je suis à peu près sûre qu’ils ont déjà “forcé” YJ à mettre une cravate une fois, deux minutes, juste pour voir si ça lui allait ou pas)
  • LES SORTIES VELO
  • YJ qui donne des cours de technologie à AM
  • Ils se suivent sans arrêt dans leurs interventions, physiquement ou via les réseaux sociaux, messages à la fin obligés
  • Cuddles x 10 000
  • AM qui tue malencontreusement les plantes vertes de YJ dès qu’il est seul et lui en rachète aussitôt avant qu’il ne rentre. YJ le voit, évidemment, mais il dit rien.
  • (j’ai été tentée d’écrire “AM donne des noms aux plantes vertes de YJ”)
  • Grosse ambiance dans les tribunes quand BH est sur le terrain de rugby.
  • YJ et AM qui team up pour veiller à l’alimentation de BH.
  • Leur amour du vin rouge. (c’est canon pour les trois)
  • Les post-its mignons laissés sur le frigo quand y’en a un qui a un déplacement loin/pour longtemps/les deux
  • Les journées/soirées chill (imposées par YJ, le seul des trois qui soit un peu raisonnable sur le sujet)

Si vous avez des choses à ajouter… feel free

anonymous asked:

A couple years ago Tony was being lectured by his long-lost brother who disapproves of Tony's capitalist ways and Tony said something like "ugh, I hear enough of this from Bruce Banner" so it sounds like the Hulk is a comrade.

Bruce Banner is an anti-nuclear eco-socialist

A vegan socialist eco-terrorist Neo-pagan earth worshipping protein deficient hippie was teaching an environmental ethics and raw vegan cooking class.

“Before class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Peter Singer and accept that he was the most compassionate highly evolved human animal the world has ever known, and eat this whole bowl of sticks and lettuce I brought for the class!”

At this moment, a very manly expert bow hunter, who uses every part of the animal, and has allergies to every plant that isn’t a potato and knows that God himself demands we eat, kill, and dominate all of nature stood up and pointed to one of his canine teeth.

“What the hell do you think these are for, pansy-ass?”

The self-righteous professor smirked quite arrogantly (but also weakly, because his muscles were withered from malnutrition), and smugly replied “delicately peeling fruit, you carnist asshole”

“Wrong! These are the teeth of a carnivore”

The professor was visibly shaken, dropping his chalk and copy of Animal Liberation. As he tried to storm out of the room in a huff, the red-blooded American meat eater used his superior strength and intellect to pounce on the professor and tear his throat out with his bare teeth just as nature intended. In his last dying moments, the arrogant vegan professor secretly wished he had eaten a lot more steak and cheeseburgers with bacon on them and probably just outright stabbed a few cows because fuck cows.

The students applauded, all signed up for the Bacon of the Month club and the NRA, and declared Ted Nugent their new lord and savior. An eagle named “Club Baby Seals” flew into the room and was about to perch atop the American flag, but the student shot him and cooked him in the most patriotic chili America has ever seen and won the World Chili Cookoff.

(My own vegan version of the classic “Christian student vs Atheist professor” joke/meme.)

current video ideas

1) an introduction to predominant eco-socialist schools of thought

2) why gender, sex, and sexuality are socially constructed, what a social construct is, what gender socialization is and why its bad

3) my problems with mutualism

4) anti-imperialism from a libertarian socialist perspective 

anonymous asked:

2020 prediction: the Green Party runs an actual socialist and reclassifies their ideology to "revolutionary eco-socialism"

They already identify as eco-socialist, they aren’t liberals like a lot of leftists on here seem to think they are for some reason