eclair1

amazingeclaire  asked:

you're actually quite proud of yourself. You lead one of the most prominent annual ground squirrel conventions every year. When you aren't using them for sex, you use your ground squirrel minions to rampage the streets of new york, stealing whatever they can from people's apartments and persons. As a result you have a vast off-shores account filed with the wealth of your ground squirrels. Ground squirrels equal power and that's what turns you on.

Did you forget to submit as anon? 

I WILL HAVE MY HOARD OF SQUIRREL LOOT AND SIT UPON IT LIKE A DRAGON. 

eclair1 replied to your post: If I consider you a friend I would Hmmmm BE…

I like Kayla food. You once shared pepper steak with me. And a variety of other foods that I was often too full to eat but Ben devoured I believe. (Soup? Cookie things? Cheesey things were good too)

YUP! I did lemon and the cinnamon-honey cookies

PLUS I offered the meat pie to everyone but no one ate it (before I devoured the whole thing in like 2 days)