you're actually quite proud of yourself. You lead one of the most prominent annual ground squirrel conventions every year. When you aren't using them for sex, you use your ground squirrel minions to rampage the streets of new york, stealing whatever they can from people's apartments and persons. As a result you have a vast off-shores account filed with the wealth of your ground squirrels. Ground squirrels equal power and that's what turns you on.
Did you forget to submit as anon?
I WILL HAVE MY HOARD OF SQUIRREL LOOT AND SIT UPON IT LIKE A DRAGON.