“I’d love to see have that Disney mom that’s eccentric like the Renaissance dads!”
re: Sarutobi's reaction to KushiOro: 9 hours is overestimating it. He'd retired within 1 hour, spent 1 hour internally fuming as he had to fill in extra paperwork, 2 hours fighting with Biwako about her refusal to escape the incoming apocalypse, 2 hours down at a bar, 1 hour trying to drunkenly pack and take his family with him and *then* he left. Uzumaki eccentricities combined with Orochimaru's quirks do make for terrifying situations. They burn down two labs in a week. With only water jutsus.