im throwing these all together in one post because I have no patience

In lazy summation :

Prasi, Peak & Cal defected to Earth to defend/take care of Candy Jade bc long backstory reasons

Candy is a 9ft tall baby, Prasi is the fucked up empath mom, Peak is the edgelord babysitter and Cal is the stoic, defective fashionista with an inferiority complex lmao