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Ebonics Translator

Ebonics: “Shut yo bitch ass up”

Translation: “Silence yourself you inferior simpleton”

*on the floor laughing*

Yo here is da lyrics o' heathens by Twenty One Pilots peep this shit

Yo All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
Please don’ make any sudden moves
You don’ know da half o’ da abuse
All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
Please don’ make any sudden moves
You don’ know da half o’ da abuse

Welcome ta da room o’ niggas
Who gots rooms o’ niggas dat dey loved one day
Docked away
Just cuz we’s check da guns at da do’
don’ mean our brains will change from hand grenades
you lovin’ on da psychopaf sitting next ta you
you lovin’ on da murderer sitting next ta you
You’ll think, “How’d ah git here, sitting next ta you?”
But afta all ah’ve said, please don’ forget

All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
Please don’ make any sudden moves
You don’ know da half o’ da abuse

we’s don’ deal wif outsiders very well
dey say newcomers gots uh certain smell
You gots trust issues, not ta mention
dey say dey can smell yo’ intentions
you lovin’ on da freakshow sitting next ta you
You’ll gots some weird niggas sitting next ta you
You’ll think “How did ah git here, sitting next ta you?”
But afta all ah’ve said, please don’ forget
(Watch it, watch it)

All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
Please don’ make any sudden moves
You don’ know da half o’ da abuse

All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
(Watch it)
All muh motha fuckin niggas is heathens, take it slow
(Watch it)
Wait fo’ dem ta ax you who you know
(Watch it)

Why’d you come, you knew you should gots stayed
(It’s blasphemy)
ah tried ta warn you just ta stay away
an’ now dey’re outside ready ta bust
It looks like you might be one o’ us in the hood

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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series + Ebonics translator = hilarity.

YGOTAS was filmed before a live studio audience and is all Little Kuribohs. 

an’ God spoke all deez werdz, sayin`: “ah be da Lord yo’ God, who brought you out o’ da land o’ Egypt, out o’ da crib o’ bondage. You shall gots nahh other gods ‘bfoe Me. You shall not make fo’ yo'self uh carved image—any likeness o’ anythin` dat iz in heaven above, or dat iz in da earf beneaf, or dat iz in da water under da earf; you shall not bow down ta dem nor serve dem. fo’ ah, da Lord yo’ God, be uh jealous God, visiting da iniquity o’ da fathers upon da chil'ns ta da third an’ fourf generations o’ those who hate Me, but showing mercy ta thousands, ta those who love Me an’ keep muh motha truckin commandments. You shall not take da name o’ da Lord yo’ God in vain, fo’ da Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. Remember da Sabbaf day, ta keep it holy. Six days you shall labor an’ do all yo’ werk, but da sevenf day iz da Sabbaf o’ da Lord yo’ God. In it you shall do nahh werk: you, nor yo’ son, nor yo’ daughter, nor yo’ nigga servant, nor yo’ beotch servant, nor yo’ cattle, nor yo’ stranger who iz within yo’ gates. fo’ in six days da Lord made da heavens an’ da earf, da sea, an’ all dat iz in dem, an’ rested da sevenf day. Therefore da Lord blessed da Sabbaf day an’ hallowed it. Honor yo’ father an’ yo’ motha, dat yo’ days may be long upon da land which da Lord yo’ God iz giving you. You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not jack. You shall not bear false witness against yo’ neighbor. You shall not covet yo’ neighbor’s crib; you shall not covet yo’ neighbor’s beotch, nor his nigga servant, nor his beotch servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anythin` dat iz yo’ neighbor’s. brace yo'self foo’!”
—  The Ten Commandments in Ebonics.
So I decided to put the lyrics for the 1st Pokemon theme into the Ebonics Translator. Here's what happened

ah wanna be da very bomb, like nahh one ever wuz. ta catch dem iz muh motha fuckin real tess, ta train dem iz muh motha fuckin cause! ah will travel across da land, searching far an’ wide! It’s Pokemon, ta dig’, da power dat’s inside! Pokemon! Gotta catch ‘em all! It’s you an’ me! ah know it’s muh motha fuckin destiny! Pokemon! awww, you muh motha fuckin bomb nigga! In uh world we’s mus’ defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Our hearts so true! Our courage will pull us through! You teach me an’ ah’ll teach you! POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon! in the hood

Ebonics for dummys

Well, let’s start off with what Ebonics really means. 

 Ebonics: American black English regarded as a language in its own right rather than as a dialect of standard English.

 Basically, black Slang. 

 Here are some simple yet key tips on Ebonics: 

 1. ANYTHING that is contracted (words like “you’re” instead of “you are,” “they’re” instead of “they are”) gets dropped as it’s simple form. 

 So for instance, proper English might say: You’re ugly. 

 But the Ebonics translation might be: You ugly. 

 Wherever there’s a contraction, we drop it. Say “you” instead of “you’re,” “they” instead of “they’re” so on and so forth. 

 2. Even the simplest of words can be translated to the “d” sound. 

 For example, proper English might say: That thing needs to go. 

 But the Ebonics translation might be: Dat thing needs to go.

 Proper English might say: What in the world? 

 But the Ebonics translation might be: What in da world? 

 So, a few examples of using the “d/duh” sound is most commonly used when replacing “the” with “da” [duh] and “that” with “dat." 

 And that’s it for now! If you want me to do more, just ask!