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Edmonton Oilers memes
  • The Idea that McDavid was only drafted to protect Lucic
  • “Always recycle you never know when Ference is watching” going off of that Leon Draisaitl is a spy for Andrew Ference. You can never trust him.
  • The Gretzky Curse 
  • “You can’t say that Pat!” right as pat maroon opens his mouth but before he has the chance to say anything.
  • *someone mentions the gap in Eberle’s teeth* “yet another unrealistic expectation for men.” 
  • going off of the last one, the team acts like the gap is the hottest thing and when one of them loses a tooth the others accuse him of trying to be Ebs.
  • They fight over who loves Connor McDavid more and it usually ends with Lucic threatening to beat everyone up because he loves Connor the most. 
  • Just calling Klefbom sexbomb all the time.
  • “I remember the day Hallsy died like it was yesterday.”
  • “Hey nuge can you chill” when Nuge is doing nothing.
  • “Who’s faster McDavid or the crushing realization of mortality?” actual debates arise
  • “What would the 2011 boston bruins do?”
  • Calling Caggiula, Caligula 
  • Telling Cam Talbot whatever he’s wearing is so not his color.
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woke up in the line of fire
woke up with a sudden fear
everything we fought for
all had disappeared