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litlifelover  asked:

Hey guys! LOVE your work, thank you for always making people happy on their special day. I would be really happy if I could get one for my birthday? It's March 23rd, and I love established college Everlark, something funny to read, with sexy times (explicit or not is totally up to the author). :) Thank you so, so, so much!!!

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

Happiest of birthdays @litlifelover ! To help you celebrate, we’ve put together a little Everlark afternoon delight, just for you! Enjoy!


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The door slams shut behind Katniss as she heads for the elevator. It opens again almost immediately and Peeta rushes out. But she doesn’t turn.

“Katniss, wait!” He catches up to her just as the button flickers to life, signaling the metal box to the fourth floor of Peeta’s dorm. “You don’t understand-”

She whirls on her boyfriend, glaring him down. She’s had enough of his mother forcing him to come home and ‘visit’ his family while she parades the hometown bachelorettes in front of him, hoping he’ll pick any of them and drop Katniss like a sack of hot potatoes. It’s no secret Mrs. Mellark despises her, and the feeling is mutual. Katniss just doesn’t understand why Peeta refuses to see it.

“I understand perfectly, Peeta. You go running home to your mother and leave me behind to keep the peace in the family. Oh and you go on ‘dates’,” her fingers mimic air quotes and her line of sight hits the ceiling from the intensity of her eye roll, “that she forces you on.” Peeta sighs and runs his hands through his hair, but she keeps talking because she doesn’t want to hear him apologize. A Peeta apology would melt her like wax and she doesn’t want to relent this time. No, this time - she’s standing her ground. “You’re ashamed of me. Fine. I get it. The girl from the wrong side of the tracks and the rich son who she’s not good enough for. Just stop pretending that you’re actually going to do something about it, alright?”

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my take on the mcr groupchat:
  • gerard: pictures of cats (jupiter and mitch or random cats they met or internet cats), in-depth analysis of weird ideas they get
  • ray: wishing everyone good morning/goodnight, discussing the news
  • mikey: probably has the chat muted, sends those old people on facebook image thingies not entirely ironically
  • frank: pictures of his kids doing goofy stuff, slightly concerning statements played off as humorous
  • james: his iconic fashion statements, good things he had for breakfast, puppies
三大面向剖析優勢! NEW FORD KUGA打遍同級無敵手

以日韓為主的台灣國產休旅市場中,NEW FORD KUGA始終一支獨秀,除了身份血統的不同以外,優勢的動力性能、安全表現與科技配備,更是讓KUGA鶴立雞群的關鍵。

受惠於ONE FORD策略,FORD以引領車壇潮流的視野,打造出一款款實力強悍的全球戰略車型,挹注品牌最尖端的核心科技,而KUGA就是最佳代表。所以在KUGA身上,擁有了與全球車壇時興的小排氣量增壓動力、先進的車載資訊平台與齊全的主被動安全科技,展現出與當前全球汽車科技發展趨勢同等的高度,這也與為了迎合台灣汽車市場消費口味而調整,甚至犧牲配備的其他日系品牌,展現了截然不同的造車思維。

▲受惠於ONE FORD策略,FORD以引領車壇潮流的視野,打造款款實力強悍的全球戰略車型,KUGA就是最佳代表。

以此次試駕的KUGA EcoBoost 245旗艦型車款而論,透過雙渦流渦輪增壓科技、缸內直噴技術與可變汽門正時技術的加持,2.0L汽油引擎最大馬力高達245ps/5500rpm,峰值扭力更為38.0kgm/3000rpm,別說傲視所有國產對手,面對進口甚至豪華品牌進口車型同等排氣規格車型,KUGA EcoBoost 245依舊強勢。

為了滿足消費者對於車輛動力的多元需求, KUGA除了此次試車主角EcoBoost  245車型以外,也提供搭載EcoBoost 180渦輪增壓汽油引擎與搭載2.0升柴油引擎的TDCi柴油車型,前者兼顧了稅金與動力性能表現,後者更有同級第一17.8km/L油耗成績,展現相當多元的動力車款選擇魅力。

▲KUGA EcoBoost 245搭載2.0升雙渦輪增壓汽油引擎,最大馬力達245ps/5500rpm,峰值扭力更為38.0kgm/3000rpm,為國產休旅車型性能王者。

優異的操控表現與豐富的駕馭樂趣,一向是FORD於市場中的優異評價,KUGA也完全承襲此品牌血統,縱使是休旅車的底盤高度,但那清楚的路感傳遞、精準的轉向手感,搭配上六速手自排的運動模式與方向盤上的換擋撥片,讓整趟駕馭旅程暢快無比且令人印象深刻。除了於一般道路上樂趣橫生,換至非鋪裝路面,也可藉由智慧型四輪驅動系統以每16毫秒一次的速率偵測並且調整每個輪胎扭力,將循跡性與抓地力最佳化,強化路面適應力,增加探索秘境的能力。

▲踩下油門後源源不絕的加速感受,搭配精準的操控表現,KUGA EcoBoost 245提供了十足的駕馭樂趣。

▲智慧型四輪驅動系統可以每16毫秒一次的速率偵測並且調整每個輪胎扭力,將循跡性與抓地力最佳化,強化路面適應力。

在國內休旅車對手還在針對氣囊數與車身穩定控制系統搭載斤斤計較時,KUGA早以全車系標配七具防護氣囊,並且早於法規全面標配ESP電子車身動態穩定系統,其他如TVC扭力分配系統、TCS循跡防滑控制系統、ABS防鎖死煞車控制系統、EBD電子煞車力道分配系統、EBA煞車力道輔助系統、HAS斜坡起步輔助系統、TPMS胎壓偵測系統等也同樣是標準配備,而試駕主角KUGA EcoBoost 245旗艦型還配備ACC主動式定速巡航系統、全方位低速碰撞警示系統、ACS進階主動式都會行車防護系統、前向碰撞預警系統、駕駛疲勞警示系統、自動遠光燈、LKA車道偏移輔助系統、LDW車道偏移警示系統等先進安全科技,透過科技輔助減少因人為失誤所造成的危險,絕對是同級對手中的安全模範生。對於總以乘載家人出遊為主的休旅車款,KUGA EcoBoost 245旗艦型無疑做了最佳的安全示範。

思考當前現代人對於科技生活的高度依賴,同時提升用車與乘坐時的便利與舒適度,KUGA EcoBoost 245旗艦型也導入多樣的科技與便利配備。首先主打的SYNC3娛樂通訊整合系統除有繁體中文介面外,更導入Apple CarPlay與Android Auto智慧型手機連結系統(目前Android Auto應用程式仍待開放台灣市場之使用權限),使用iPhone手機的車主可透過USB線啟用手機內建之車載系統於中控台螢幕上,同時直接操作系統認證的App功能。獨有的聲控功能以靈敏且人性化的語音辨識功能利於操作以外,透過Apple CarPlay整合,也可利用方向盤上的聲控鍵直接聲控操作Siri語音秘書,科技生活於座艙中更能安全實踐,讓你手不離方向盤,眼不離開路面。

▲思考當前現代人對於科技生活的高度依賴,同時提升用車與乘坐時的便利與舒適度,KUGA EcoBoost 245旗艦型也導入多樣的科技與便利配備。

▲SYNC3娛樂通訊整合系統以繁體中文介面呈現。

▲SYNC3導入Apple CarPlay與Android Auto智慧型手機連結系統(目前Android Auto應用程式仍待開放台灣市場之使用權限),聲控功能與Apple CarPlay整合,可直接聲控操作Siri語音秘書。

而包含體感開啟的Hands-free感應式電動尾門、左右獨立雙域恆溫空調等,都是提升用車便利與舒適度的配備,再度展現KUGA傲立國產車壇的領先地位。

▲左右獨立雙域恆溫空調與全車系標配後座出風口讓車內每位乘客都可以享受最舒適的空調溫度。

▲導入EPB按鍵式電子手剎車,不僅操作更輕鬆,也讓中央鞍座處增加更多置物空間。

▲從動力性能、安全表現與科技配備三大面向清楚展現NEW FORD KUGA於台灣休旅市場中的絕對優勢,對於著重駕馭樂趣、重視行車安全、喜愛科技生活的休旅車買家而言,絕對是極為推薦的購車首選。

*had heard rumors about heart wrenching season ending*
*kirsten seems to lose her memory and doesn’t remember anything*

me: well that wasn’t as bad as I thou-

kirsten: “I will never forgive you for what you’re make me do to him”

me: “OH MY GOD”

Glory Glade P1

 MOVIE: MAZE RUNNER
COUPLE: NEWT X READER (PRIMARILY) + READER X REST OF GLADE ALMOST
RATING: SSSSSUUUUPPPPEEEERRR SSSSSMMMMMUUUUTTT!!!!!!!

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A Year...

Originally posted by whataboutourlifes

Wow! It will be a year at the end of May since we started this birthday blog. The intent was to be able to celebrate every birthday in the fandom. We saw a few of the bigger bloggers had well-known birthdays and received gifs, stories, asks; all types of bday wishes, but we knew there were so many more out there that we didn’t know about. So many that we wanted to know about! And so EBD was born to give opportunity for birthday blessings on anyone’s special day. All they had to do was ask. 

We begged for our first asks - please let us write a story for you! - and once they began to roll in we knew we were going to need help. That came in the form of our fandom’s talented authors, without whom this blog would have been an utter failure! We can’t thank you enough for getting behind us and supporting our vision, and helping us be able to celebrate with everyone! 

We have loved every minute, every story, every submission that this blog has attracted and we’re so thankful for the fun and fulfillment it’s given us to be able to connect with the fandom. That being said, we have closed our ask box. If you’ve already submitted an ask that hasn’t been posted don’t worry! We will be posting the rest of the birthdays that have made it to us until there are none left. We hope you’ve loved this as much as we have! The blog will stay up - there are just too many great stories here for future fandom bloggers - and we will complete our masterlist, but at this time we will not be accepting more birthday asks. It kills us to close the ask box, but we hope you’ll understand. 

Thank you all so much for everything! The girls at EBD

anonymous asked:

How are you holding up with Cas' death?? I'm still so angry that they did this shit again... I've never hated writers like i do the spn writers.. they're fucking horrible

Hiiiii i hope you’re doing well 😘😍

As you can imagine I’m livid i don’t know how to rant anymore, this whole season has been pure bullshit from the begining to the end and ruinee cas so much i don’t recognize him anymore

Like seriously an angel who saw humans be created, who watched endless births who in 8x10 was better than any human doctor and knows medical jargon ect.. (i’m a premed student i found that really hot, made me love cas even more) now needs to fucking google it? I don’t even understand wtf he was doing he kept kelly safe went to au world saw bobby (at first i fangirled like crazy thinking it was meg even if i know better) came back did nothing then for some bs reason he went to the au world to fight lucy when it wasn’t necessary then just died with barely two lines and no fight scene

And to top it off they show how “badass” mary is by making her kick lucifer’s ass ? You want me to buy that sijiled knuckle thungys make a human better than a fucking angel who has a fucking eternity of fucking fighting experience ??? The 3rd time they brought down cas purely to overhype mary. Wanna make her badass? Just fucking make her badass no need to bring down anyone

THE WORST PART IN THIS IS THEY REDUCED MISHA’S SCREENTIME JUST TO MAKE HIS 100TH EPISODE, A BIG DEAL AND REASON TO BE HAPPY AND CELEBRATE, THE EPISODE HE GETS KILLED OFF IN THE CHEAPEST MOST DISGRACEFUL WAY POSSIBLE TO BE DICKS

Even when i was mentally prepared to be royally screwed over and disappointed they still managed to outdo my worst expectations that’s real talent here

S12 has been complete shit, everything was all over the place bmol were boring af even tvd didn’t reach this level of pathetic, everyone died but the winchesters ofc
I srill stand by my point mary coming back is meh, dean blaming her for the azazel deal without which he’d never be conceived at all


Seriously i’m well known for hating sera era to no end but now dabb era is even worse, he succeeded into making cas completely unrecognizable and a mess i don’t understand him anymore, he made sure to engrave that cas can’t fight and is a complete dumbass he can shove thzt bullshit up his ass

And destiellers ofc worshipped him because he destroyed cas to no ebd then baited them with a cheap halfassed scenes and they were happy about it ignoring cas again, who needs haters when your own fand don’t defend you or defend the shitty writing you’re subjected to tgrough bullshit metas insyead of stand up for you

Apparently it’s not a permanent death but idgaf i’m a masochist so i might be too curious to see how they can possibly do worse on s13 but i won’t even watch cas eps cause idgaf about spn just yt scenes when i’m too bored

It should’ve ended back on s9 with cas undoing metadouche spell through sacrificing himself then chuck brings him back as archangel, sam went through with the trials, kevin doesn’t die dean doesn’t take the mark but fights angels instead and hunts deals with sam’s loss (aybe resents cas for beinv part of the fall since if it didn’t happen then bringibg back sam would’ve been easy) then cas brings back sam the world is safer they.re happy with kids bla bla they die cut to all the dead characterw reunitibg in heaven carry on my wayward son

Voila a lousy med student with no writing skills made a better ending than people paid to insult our intelligence

I’m judt completely done and running out of fucks to give i’ll just stick to fanon writing/ vidding cas in fix its cause even if i give up spn i’ll never give up cas

anonymous asked:

ok no offense (all offense) i don't usually like vampire themes but all of these ideas are so stupid cute that i'm feelin extremely tempted to write an AU frerard fic inspired by them that would somehow manage to include every single concept AND that one concept from a while ago of like vampire gee buying groceries just 2 see cute cashier frank. like the ultimate ebde vampire AU fic coming soon to a shitty ao3 account near you i am NOT even joking i Will Do This

im vibrating????????? yes ??????