eating-cake

There are five (5) types of Erza popular in fanfiction! Also most of my experience is coming from the nalu fics I read, so I’m sure Jerza/Erza fics fall into different tropes! Please keep that in mind!

1) Cake!Erza. Did you know that Erza likes strawberry cake? Because she does. Like, a lot. She’s always eating cake. Coffee shop AU? Eating cake. Canonverse AU? Cake. Post apocalyptic? Cake. She eats cake. It’s her entire character. Omnomnom

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • May be mixed with other brands of Erza to dilute the trait, but on it’s own it’s super obnoxious.

2) Strong Woman™. No matter the fic genre, Erza will be overly aggressive and borderline abusive towards her friends. Will hit anyone who disagrees or does something she doesn’t like, mostly notably Natsu and Gray. Usually this is played off as comic relief. (Note: this is not inherently bad in fics, but it does make me uncomfortable at times!) Besides the aggression, Erza will never lose a fight. Because she’s strong. Super strong. In case you couldn’t tell.

Sometimes included, but not required:

  • Typically featured in canonverse, but can filter into AUs, notably high school AUs. 

3) The Boss™. Erza is the superior of one of the other characters in an AU. Her role in the fic is to be the hard ass boss that is also the best friend. ??? Not much character outside of this. This can be paired with #1 and/or #2 for maximum chaos.

4) Well-rounded Erza. Has a strong character that doesn’t exaggerate any of her traits. Tough love™. Has a soft spot for cute things. Would do anything for her friends. Just a very nice character 10/10 would recommend. Probably has some kind of relationship issue with Jellal (past relationship, unrequited love, etc) but this doesn’t make up her entire character. Is allowed to be emotional and more than just the strong girl.

5) Jellal’s girlfriend!Erza. She’s Jellal’s girlfriend/crush/she likes him. This is her entire character. She just… really loves Jellal.

anonymous asked:

You were searching for something to eat at midnight and Virgil caught you eating your grandma's cake and Virgil ran to tell her...

“…”

Scott doesn’t know what to say to that. “I’m a grown man.” He tries eventually to form some kind of reply to such an odd message. “It’s not unusual for me to be awake long after midnight. If I was hungry enough to risk eating something Gramma made, I’d make myself toast or take a POD across to the mainland to get pizza.” Scott’s done that more times than he’d like to count. Flying low above the sea soothes him and he’s often starting to feel sleepy by the time he gets home with his treasure.

“If Virgil found me snacking at midnight on something Gramma made, somehow I don’t think that waking her up to tell her about it would be his first concern. I think he’d be more concerned with checking me over for signs of a fever.”

Scott smiles, all soft and slow, “Then we’d hole up somewhere with something edible and talk about whatever’s keeping me up so late. He’s real good at being there for me when I need him.”

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soundwavescassette  asked:

Would you be better at eating​ a whole cake in one sitting or running a mile??

Most definitely eating a  whole cake in one sitting. Especially since that’s literally my kink and i kinda do stuff like that all the time anyway. Like pretty recently I ate an entire dozen donuts by myself in like 20 mins flat. It was a delicious mistake. (Like I’m a pretty healthy dude, i go to the gym a lot but i still cant run a mile without dying.)

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If Hufflepuff tried to get Slytherin in on a new year's resolution...
  • Hufflepuff: You need to start worrying about your own body. When's the last time you had a carrot?
  • Slytherin: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.