eating-cake

i was at goodwill with my mom and the cashier offered her a senior citizen discount (my moms in her early 40s) and it was so . fucking funny and i told my step dad about it and he went and got her a birthday cake that says “happy 55th!” and now i’m eating chocolate cake while my mom is brooding in her office

Yes!!

Down to 110 finally!!! Im so happy and on track. I wanted to get to 110 before school and I did. Little worried about today because I have to eat cake but that’s about 300 then I’ll have Cheerios for dinner probably

Signs on Leo's birthday

* leo walks into school *

Aquarius : THE TARGET HAS ENTERED I REPEAT THE TARGET HAS ENTERED

Sagittarius : * pops out with a pie and shoves it in Leo’s face *

Pisces : AHHH YEAHH PIE FACE

Leo : I’m going to mur-

Cancer : * comes out with another pie to Leo’s face *

Leo : * death stare *

Scorpio : well …. I think me and cancer are just going to head out .. now ..

-Aries , Capricorn and virgo already dashed out the door -

Libra : Leo hun you’re turning red

Leo : so will your skin once it bleeds

Taurus : wait so are we not going to eat the cake or ??

Leo : * turns head all the way around at taurus *

Gemini : RUN BITCHES RUNNNN

anonymous asked:

Jellybean is adorable!! I must know this about jellybean... does she (I'm hoping I'm right about this.) like candy? And what kind?? (This is a serious question for jellybean.) ._.

“I also like other baked goods like brownies and cookies.” Jelly explained as she kept eating her chocolate cake.

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Tina Fey gets me.

Now it’s time for a beach run so I don’t eat a cake.

itsallyd  asked:

Honestly that's such a Loki thing to do like tony trying to be all sexy and is licking his fingers and then Lokis brain just short circuits and he just takes a huge bit and with a full mouth "wow this is some good cake"

I totally think it would’ve the other way around lol tony would be like “I’m never going to eat the cake if you insist on feeding me with your fingers” and lokis like “but it’s so sexy darling” and tony would just be like, “just give me the goddamn cake”

sunny skies all round.

a birthday gift for my girl @terironi Ronnie I know you’re probably asleep (and its technically not your birthday anymore) but here’s my little gift to you, happy birthday! I hope it was amazing!!<3

anonymous asked:

Buy .... .... Me .... ..... ..... .... Ice Cream

😂😂😂😂😂😂 im eating a chocolate cake with hot cocoa actually, I can’t right now 😂🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨