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@sufferbot  wtf. this is your fault. look at what you made me do. i hope you’re happy.

Bitty/Chowder, 1.9k, T

Bitty’s not sure how he got here.

Here being sprawled out on the living room floor of the Haus, surrounded by the majority of his team, all of whom are engaged in an increasingly competitive game of truth or dare. He suspects it has a lot to do with the tub juice they brewed this afternoon, as per Shitty’s explicit directions delivered over skype.

Bitty looks over at Nursey, who’s attempting to do a handstand despite his own blood alcohol level and his normally-shaky relationship with gravity. Both Chowder and Dex are watching him with worry; Chowder’s eyes are wide and Dex’s mouth is pressed into a grim line.  Bitty would be worried too, but the tub juice has been doing its job. He’s just the right side of tipsy, his head fuzzy and warm. He doubts anything short of a kitchen fire, or something equally traumatic, could sour his mood right now.

Nursey goes down hard, managing to clip Dex in the shoulder with a foot on the way down. The room erupts into laughter and cheering, swallowing up Dex’s loud complaints and Nursey’s predictable chill bro. Chowder hovers nervously over them both, trying his best to bridge that impossible divide between his two friends. Bitty tries and fails not to feel proud of him for it. Sweet, darling Chowder.

The next dare goes to Holster, who downs six shots of sriracha with scary efficiency. It’s horrifying to watch, actually. He doesn’t so much as wince as they go down.

Then Holster’s up to pick. With a devious look around the room, he purrs, “Chowder. Truth or dare?”

Chowder considers for a second. “Truth.”

The grin on Holster’s face means nothing good for the next words to come out of his mouth. “Who in this Haus have you fantasized about hooking up with?”

There’s the expected ribbing. Nursey elbows Chowder in the side and Dex smirks. Ransom straightens up a little bit with a look on his face like he thinks it’s going to be him, maybe.

Chowder’s face is red; whether from just the tub juice or from embarrassment too, Bitty doesn’t know. But he looks uncomfortable and Bitty is half ready to cut in and scold the rest of the boys. The you don’t have to answer, sweetie is on the tip of his tongue when Chowder flicks his gaze up at him, and the look in his eyes stops the words in his throat.

“Easy,” Chowder says with a smirk. Bitty watches in mute horror as Chowder gives him a thorough once-over, lingering on his bare collarbones and coming to rest somewhere around the tops of his thighs. “I’d bend Bitty over six ways to Sunday.”

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A List Of Things Cashiers Wish They Could Say To Customers

1. Lazy bitch, please take your cart/basket back where you got it.

2. If you decide you don’t want something, fucking take it back yourself.

3. I don’t care how ridiculous you think it is that you need to show me your ID. 

4. No, I clearly don’t work here (as I wear a name tag with the company name on it)

5. Don’t reach over my fucking register.

6. Thanks for eating your un-purchased banana while you were shopping.

7. If you want $100 cash back, please go to the bank that’s 10 feet away.

8. So you decided not to put your produce in a plastic bag? Do you want me to tell you the last time this belt was thoroughly cleaned?

9. Don’t. Steal. My. Fucking. Pen.

10. If you’re going to pay with a check,…. wait…. what year is it?

11. My manager will tell you the same exact thing I just did.

12. The Guest Services desk is closed? Oh, that means the Guest Services desk is closed.

13. For the love of god, tell your kid to stop screwing around.

14. I don’t know what the fuck your asking about.

15. I fucking know what this is, I’m just looking for the damn PLU#.

16. “15 Items or less” means “15 items or less.”

17. “Hi, how are you?” “Plastic.” No.

18. If I don’t have a bagger, that means you should help me bag your shit.

19. If you put your money or coupons on my belt, they will definitely end up in the dirty tray under the counter.

20. If there’s somebody else’s stuff on the belt, use a god damn barricade to separate your shit from their’s.

21. Don’t tell me you have the change once I’ve already opened my fucking cash drawer.

22. Don’t ask me to throw away your trash when there’s at least twelve million trash cans around the fucking store.

23. If the product you got doesn’t match the coupon exactly, it will not work.

24. If your coupon expired twenty years ago, it will not work.

25. I could honesty give less of a shit if you found everything alright.

anonymous asked:

these past few days I've lost track of eating healthy and I've been binge eating on fast food and I feel so horrible, and for half the day I do alright then when it hits 6 pm I start binge eating and I wanna stop. I feel disgusted and my stomach hurts when I eat un-healthy food, also I always tend to satisfy my cravings and I hate that, bcs at first I'd be in denial then all of a sudden I'm like I deserve this and boom, I binge. Also I have a hard time distracting myself

Yeah I know this so well. But one thing that seriously helps me is to watch shows like superfat vs. superskinny or my life with 600 pounds. I don’t know why but this seriously keeps me from binging sometimes. Cause things like painting my nail or stuff like that normally doesn’t help me at all when I started to think about binging.

Trucco #28

Fare un workout di circa 30 minuti al mattino ti farà bruciare più calorie, e aiuta il metabolismo a bruciare i grassi piuttosto che gli zuccheri (carboidrati) perché il digiuno notturno fa sì che non ci sia energia subito disponibile (appunto i carboidrati) da bruciare.