eating table

our meat brains have absolutely no idea how to even begin to picture numbers as big as a billion (now think about how many people have multiple of these & how many people are struggling to put food on the table, if they even have a table)

Anyway, eat the rich

List of newly added features of the pets EP announced so far:

  • Clothes for pets
  • Sims snuggling with pets while on couch
  • Sims can now feed the pets from the table while eating
  • Pets can now get ill and can be taken to the vet(They can also wear cones if ill)
  • Veterinarian carrer
  • Dogs can jog with their owners while on leash
  • Cats can now go up on the fridge
  • Foxes and Raccoons(they’ll can also be tamed and adopted and created on CAS)
  • Dogs can swin in pools
  • Freely Draw on fur
  • Sphynx cats and other unique breeds

Again, those are just features that have never seen before on a pets EP and those are the only ones that were announced now with an announcement trailer. We shall see more in the months to come.

can you imagine kara going home as supergirl and she’s just so tired and lena’s there making dinner or something and she just mindlessly leans in for a kiss and lena kisses back and then 10 minutes later kara’s like f UCK

Being on the Avengers with Peter Parker would include..

- LMFAO y’all a bunch of headasses to begin with

- having the most precious relationship in the world

- A LOT of running around avengers tower

- and annoying tony

- taking dorky polaroids of one another

- becoming the iconic young duo of the avengers that is always talked about in the media

- being inseparable from each other

- reason behind that is that you two were the youngest in the team and felt a connection upon your first meeting

- always training together at headquarters

- (y/n) please don’t do that thing with your leg today’

- helping each other with homework

- natasha thinking that you two are the biggest dorks in the world

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Lives and Aesthetics of the Signs

Aries: Cannon ball diving into the pool, splashing everyone with water, and laughing. Yells obscenities at other drivers that piss them off. Always gets in trouble for being too loud in class. Will take any dare. Refuses to be told what to do and argues even when wrong. The life of the party.

Taurus: Sitting at the dinner table, eating, while reading a book on local edible plants. Goes for walks and puts random things he finds in his mouth. Will take any eating-related dare. Has tried just about every “strange” food known to man. Isn’t afraid of the “30-second” rule.

Gemini: Makes silly puns. Watches YouTube videos of baby animals and shows them to all of her friends. Full of questions. Constantly raises her hand in class, and can elaborate on a subject for an infinite amount of time. The one to start every conversation and the first to make friends in a new environment. Her laughter sounds like bubbles.

Cancer: Watches Disney movies way too much and probably cries during most of them. Shy. Avoids big responsibilities, often for fear of letting others down. Prefers to stay indoors and at home. Their “happy place” is inside, reading a good book, while wrapped in a cozy blanket on a rainy day. Very good at making up stories. Has vivid dreams and daydreams. Pretty good at baking.

Leo: Spends a lot of money on music festival tickets. Owns an entire shelf of different hair care products. Wears “loud” clothes and accessories to stand out. The friendliest jock you will ever meet. Great taste in the people they surround themselves with; they have no tolerance for bullies. Parties harder than anyone they know, and always posts photos of what they’re doing on social media. Probably invented beer pong.

Virgo: Owns several calendars. Maybe even a label maker. Has a blog about “Planners”. Finds pleasure in ritualistic cleaning and organizing. Great at planning events. Always prepared. Carries everything they think they might need in the purse they take with them everywhere (“Mary Poppins Bag”). Loves to write, and keeps around a dozen half-filled notebooks in her room. Very good at problem solving. Prefers to work alone.

Libra: Messy. Owns at least one exploding bin of art supplies. Creates everything that decorates her room. Verbally comments to appreciate the beauty surrounding her as she sees it. Stares into your eyes when listening to you. Can make up a conversation about anything. Talks constantly until she forgets that she’s still speaking and trails off. Reads people like books, and uses humor to explore boundaries and learn about others. Avoids confrontation. Good at lying. Can’t own a white shirt because she spills everything on it (food, paint).

Scorpio: Perpetual “emo phase”, internally or externally. Rarely talks about themselves. Can walk into a room and immediately understand the intentions and personality of each person in it, just by looking. Hard shell, soft insides. Their eyes are the only ones that light up and shine in gloomy weather. They can stare into your soul. Only sees things in black or white. Usually has great taste in music. Deeply loyal friends and partners to those they trust. Keeps a lot of secrets, both their own and of those they love.

Sagittarius: Fascinated by other cultures. Has or wants to travel to many different countries. Speaks at least three languages. Either deeply spiritual or religious. Ritualistic. Isn’t afraid to try new things. Loves mystery and adventure books. Very independent, and doesnt like feeling trapped. Has some sort of self-expressive medium that allows them to free their wings (art, music, dance, writing). Self-sufficient.

Capricorn: “Work hard, play hard” mentality. Typically very serious in nature. Always seems much more wise and mature than his peers. Has probably tried hard drugs at one point in his life. Firm in practices and beliefs. Good at keeping their word. Has one big obsession/hobby, like playing a certain game, collecting something, or working on something.

Aquarius: Has a very unique sense of humor that others don’t usually understand. Conspiracy theorist. Loves all helpless creatures and wants to protect them from the world. Activist and rebellious humanitarian. Insanely intelligent, but refuses to apply themselves to the school system. Learns very quickly. Good at public speaking. Probably the “class clown”.

Pisces: Stays home on weekends to sleep in. Has a dream diary. Typically pretty creative and may enjoy abstract painting. Musically gifted. Has been told that they “live in another world”. Slips easily into daydreams, and enjoys indulging in the fantasy worlds of books and stories that they read.

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I tend to relax more with my SD but when I’m going on fine dine with my POT I’d make sure a few things.

1. Phone off on silent
2. No eating and talking simultaneously (chew with your mouth close).
3. Take part in the dinner conversation, charm your date.
4. Eat in smaller portion (cut them in smaller pieces).
5. Eat together, wait for his meal to come before eating.
6. Always pass salt and pepper together.
7. Instead of reaching across the table for something, ask for it to be passed to you.
8. Avoid slouching and don’t place your elbows on the table while eating.
9. Never show stain from your napkin.
10. Napkin on your lap or chair when you’re using the washroom. Napkin on table means you’re done with meal.
11. Careful with lipstick stains on teeth or on your cutlery.
12. Always excuse yourself after meal to fix your lipstick and check your teeth.

PS: feel free to add-on if I missed anything.

I hate when peoples response to finding out I’m vegan is to talk about how they feel bad for the farm animals being mistreated like that’s going to make me like them I mean ????? You clearly understand how fucked up the industry is but you just ????? Don’t do anything ????? And expect me to applaud you for just acknowledging the problem ?????

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SOBS THIS PLANET IS WORTH SAVING AFTER ALL 🌮💖

(also i totally laughed at taco ball, just, an entire ball of taco)

drcaptainawesomecat  asked:

What happened to you in the Dunkin' Donuts?

Alright I’m home so I can finally tell this story. 

So me and my mom are on our way home from NYC take and my mom accidentally took the wrong exit so we ended up in this bum-fuck-no-where town, but my mom has to pee and i’m starving so we stop at the only place in town which is a Dunkin Donuts. 

So we go in and my mom goes into bathroom and I get in line to get some food. Meanwhile there are five people in this Dunkin Donuts besides me and my mom; the two ladies working, a couple that’s eating at a table in the corner, and a blonde soccer mom behind me in line. 

As I go up to order these two cops come in and start talking to the couple, I order a couple of donuts and a hot chocolate and wait. All of a sudden, mayhem breaks out… at least between the couple and the cops. The girl is crying, the guy is shouting, the cops are telling the man to calm down, they aren’t arresting him they merely want to ask him a couple of questions. Meanwhile, the workers and the woman behind me in line are doing absolutely nothing to acknowledge that this is actually happening. Eventually the guy tries to get physical with the cops so thing are escalating and this other girl walks in and DOESN’T ONCE LOOK AT THE SCENE THAT IS HAPPENING and just goes to the lady in line and goes “AMANDA?!?! OH MY GOODNESS! LONG TIME NO SEE!” and I just want to be like B I T C H DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?! 

So eventually the lady hands me my donuts and hot chocolate and just says “same shit, different day. Thanks for stopping with us along the way.” (WHICH I’M JUST REALIZING R H Y M E D) at this point the police and the couple have fucking vanished, I don’t know where they went or what happened to them but they’re fucking gone. My mom comes out of the bathroom and asks if I’m ready to go and I say yes, I’m very very very very ready to fucking leave. 

So anyway we left and I’m still not entirely sure if this actually happened and I don’t think I’m ever going to get answers. I’m pretty sure the entire town was a fever dream.