eating poutine

littlefoxylove  asked:

36. Scully. (:

36. “That’s so gross.”

Scully learned very early on that her partner had strange eating habits.  Like a toddler, everything he touched seemed to end up in his mouth.  It was bad enough to watch him inhale a chili cheese dog, but to stick his finger in a pool of residue and take a taste on the mere suspicion it was maple syrup, was something else.

“That’s so gross,” Scully would chastise, her face twisted in disgust.

“What?” Mulder would ask, innocent question marks in his eyes as though he had no idea why she was disturbed.

Sure, he’d turn his nose up at tofu and unbuttered popcorn, but over the years she’d seen him eat frito pie, poutine, rocky mountain oysters, pickled pigs feet, tripe, fried Spam, deep fried Oreos, curried goat, and probably at least 100 other things she couldn’t even remember.  Wherever they were, he always managed to find the strangest places to eat at.  She was more than happy to stick with pizza and Chinese take-out just so she didn’t have to watch him dig into a plate of chitlins or cheese curds.

Anytime she brought it up to him that what he was eating was in fact, so disgusting she couldn’t bare to look at it, he would remind her that she ate a cricket.  And it was alive when she ate it.  She would never live that one down.

Something began to happen over the years, though.  While he used to be able to wash down atomic hot wings with a Slurpee from 7-11, eventually, he’d show up in Scully’s room in the middle of the night begging for an antacid or for her to just kill him and put him out of his misery.  Even milder fare as simple as French fries started to get to him.

“Poor Mulder,” she would say, retrieving a packet of Rolaids that she always kept at the ready for him.  “You could always have a salad.”

“Never,” he would answer, defiantly.  

In one moment of indigestion of such spectacular proportions, he lay curled into a fetal position on her bed and vowed never again to eat anything fried ever again and declared horseradish to be secretly manufactured by the devil himself.  Scully couldn’t do much besides offer him a bottle of Pepto Bismol, which she also started carrying regularly, and rub his head for him until he fell asleep.  And in the morning, it was biscuits and gravy for him at the all night truck stop across from the hotel before they were on the road to their next investigation.

And when they’d finally crossed that line from friends to lovers, it came as no surprise to her that in less than a week he’d have licked and tasted just about every square inch of her body.  In a sleepy afterglow as she lay on her stomach, he mouthed the sweat from her spine from her neck to her tailbone.  All she could think is that everything he touched really did end up in his mouth…eventually.

“That’s so gross,” she murmured, looking back at him over her shoulder with her head pillowed on her arms.

“What?” he asked.  “I happen to like the way you taste.”

“You also like the taste of liverwurst so you’re an unreliable judge.”

“You know, you ate-”

“A live cricket once.  Yes, Mulder, I know.  I also never claimed to like the taste.”

Several passes of his tongue later, he was beside her, a mirror of her own position with his head turned towards her and pillowed on folded arms.

“You know what the best part is, Scully?” he asked.


“You taste like sunflower seeds and you’re never going to give me heartburn.”

She laughed.

The End

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Hi Taylor!!! 

It’s me, Amy! 

If you take a close look at all of the pictures in this post, you may notice that we are all CANADIAN SWIFTIES! You might even recognize some of our faces. 

I came up with an idea to gather pictures of Canadian Swifties for a couple of reasons. The first was so that you would maybe see how much people in Canada LOVE you! The second reason was for meeting other Canadian fans. It was an awesome experience and I made many friends throughout the process.  

I think I am speaking for everyone in these photos when I say that we are SO very proud of you. You make us happy. You make us believe in ourselves.  

We can only hope that we help make you happy and believe in yourself too.

Canadians are apparently known for being very nice, loving hockey and eating ketchup chips and poutine. 

We also want to be known for loving YOU. 

Your Canadian Swifties

highkickin-cylon  asked:

I headcanon that one day you'll break into my house and take me to Canada so we can eat poutine and I can see snow for the first time, then I'll figure out how to get us to Hawaii and we can get malasadas and hit the beach (or something cool. idk what's cool to do in Hawaii)

i hate poutine bc it reminds me of being POOR. i’ll feed you donairs instead but everything else i am very game for!!

Just in case any of you ever come to Canada: please do not eat the poutine from McDonald’s it is a disgrace to poutine and I wouldn’t want anyone first bite of poutine to be the shitty McDonald’s kind

anonymous asked:

I'm going to Canada this summer for the first time. What should I expect? Am I gonna be reborn?

There is six feet of snow at the border all year round, and Canadian’s use moose power and dog or moose sled everywhere, so expect odd looks if you traveled by any other means, such as bald eagle, badger or other animals.

Canadians also have a great expectation of politeness, this requires using the words ‘sorry’ and ‘eh’ a minimum of fifteen times per sentence when speaking and do not call anyone a hoser or imply that their mother was a goose. If you’re in the Maratimes, do not speak of the great humpback whale attack of 1906, and if you’re in Quebec eat poutine at least 5x a day and double maple syrup consumption. No matter where you are, you should consume a minimum of 12 Tim Hortons beverages a day, or you may risk the atmosphere having negetive effects on your health.

If you wish to blend in, that advice is for you. If you wish to signify you are non Canadian, bring the animal of your national origin with you and do not part with it. If you set it down by accident, it may be returned without you via Goose-post if aerial travel is required, moose-post by land, and beaver-post by water.

skyheartstar13  asked:

Cartman, have you tried to make a new gravy tub?

I’ve tried, but Kyle said, “I’m not wasting thousands of dollars on a tub filled with KFC gravy again.” He fucking enjoyed it with me! Asshole, he doesn’t want to sit in it and eat fucking poutine with me while we get hella romantic in it.

It’s really fucking disgusting, Cartman. As much as I liked it, the gravy was not easy to clean out of it and it’s super fucking unsanitary. I’m not having sex with you in a giant vat of gravy and that’s a huge waste of money we don’t have!

We fucked in another hot tub of KFC gravy, Kyle! You remember! You didn’t seem to mind that!

Besides the point, No! We’re not buying it.

For one, I’m posting this kinda early, cause why not? (And I’m too excited. And I’m also worried I’ll forget to post it this week as I’ll be boarding my film starting tomorrow. Who knows how many days that’ll take me to do :’D But tbh I’d probably remember, but I don’t want to take that risk. I could be blessed with a sudden load of work, I really don’t know xD)

BUT I HAVE ANOTHER FOR THE DAY OF, SO NOT TO WORRY. Cause I couldn’t decide on what to draw..but really I had planned on drawing this earlier, but decided hey..lets make it a bday pic cause yeah. I’ll stop rambling..

It’s someone (I really REALLY care about)’s birthday this week… u_u <3

Chose to dedicate a drawing to something we do often together..and that’s pig out on some good ol’ pulled pork poutine!!
See…we’re a good match. Like..pretty damn good, actually. There’s a lot of reasons as to why, but one big one being cause I’ve always had the problem of never getting much of the cheese curds in poutine. Either they dont put enough cheese on, or everyone I typically share poutine with literally ALWAYS fights me for it. But that’s not the case with us!! I get all the cheese without a hassle, aw yeah! Cause he’s actually not a big fan of cheese, so it works perfectly!!
(I just have to fight for the meat now xD Naah, I’m actually not a big eater at all, so it’s never actually come to we usually get extra pork anyway c: ) Of course if he did like cheese as much as I do, I would be more than happy to share them with him u_u (BUT NO ONE ELSE >8C) Yeah..its just a bonus seeing how well that works out with poutine :’D I find it hilarious, actually.

But anyway! Enough rambling, and being selfish with cheese.
Here’s our characters chowing down on some good ol’ Canadian food! Probably in a park somewhere..likely Hamilton. I didn’t want this to have a plain solid background, so a late summer scenery works just fine! (Hey Brad, let’s go eat poutine in a park..we haven’t done that yet u_u )

Anywho! Happy (really early) birthday, Cool Fox <3 I’m really looking forward to spending lots and lots of time with you this week, but that’s pretty obvious c: <3

Artwork & Nicole©Niki.S

i love how there are only two (2) types of people when it comes to hanzo's look in the new comic and its either

1) hes so hot please fuck me or 2) he looks like a bad hipster who ordered a soy latte and got mad because they didnt have his brand of cereal bars at wholefoods and now he’s on his way to a hookah bar cafe to eat poutine and read slam poetry