eating hats and wearing hats!

anonymous asked:

Hi, know of any good bed-sharing fics?? :-)

Thanks to you anon, it has come to my attention that we don’t have a bed sharing tag! Remedying that now. - Anastasia

Originally posted by geekmarianaloz

Bed Sharing by DarkAliceLilith

(1/1 I 746 I Explicit I Aiden/Jackson)

Thanks to Danny and Ethan, Jackson and Aiden are forced to share a bed.

We Have Potential by dragon_temeraire

(1/1 I 2,196 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek has finally been invited to the annual North American Werewolf Convention. The only problem? They’re expecting him to bring a significant other. He doesn’t actually have one, but everyone volunteers Stiles for the job.

It Was All An Accident by entanglednow

(1/1 I 3,680 I Mature I Sterek)

He’s sure that some complicated law of physics is in danger of being broken here. Something about two things being incapable of occupying the same space at the same time.

the sloth to my tree by decideophobia

(1/1 I 4,661 I Teen I Sterek)

Derek doesn’t admit that everything about Stiles doesn’t just makes him weak in the knees, but melts all of his bones, and makes his heart lurch, and his head spin; doesn’t admit that Stiles makes him feel a lot of things he was sure he’d not feel again for a long, long time.

Scent Marking For Dummies by Hatteress (goddammitstacey)

(1/1 I 8,824 I Teen I Sterek)

Stiles is almost used to being chased around the school by werewolves at this point. Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.

Find Me Sitting Fireside by kaistrex (weishen)

(1/1 I 13,282 I Teen I Sterek)

With the news that an Alpha wants Beacon Hills for their own, Derek and Stiles are forced to attend a couples retreat at a ski resort to learn their enemy’s identity. However, the threat is the least of Derek’s problems when he’s expected to fake a relationship, share a bed and suffer through candlelit dinners with the man he’s secretly been in love with for the past four years.

Wolves In The House (Won’t Let Me Out) by otter

(2/2 I 14,542 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles gets eaten by a mind-controlling lake, Derek is fluffier than usual, and everything turns out pornier than expected.

You look like my next mistake by Vendelin

(1/1 I 15,194 I Teen I Sterek)

“So, are you dating someone new? Someone who doesn’t mind that you’re frigid?” Kate cocks her head to the side, smiling as though she just asked him about where he bought his shoes.

His entire body sighs in defeat as his shoulders grow square. Just as he opens his mouth, someone comes up to stand beside him, snaking an arm around his shoulders. When he glances to his side, expecting to see Isaac, his brain seems to malfunction. Because it isn’t Isaac. It’s Stiles Stilinski, the lacrosse talent of the year, a senior who Derek has seen multiple times from far away, but never ever talked to.

In which Derek is a nerd jock, and Stiles is a frat guy, and Derek falls for him even though he knows he shouldn’t.

Mail Order Stiles by Green

(1/1 I 17,489 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Not Quite Lost (Not Quite Found) by alocalband

(1/1 I 25,025 I Explicit I Sterek)

A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

Then Stiles shows up.

Dude, There’s A Wolf On My Bed by DeathsLights

(2/2 I 30,059 I Explicit I Sterek)

There’s a wolf on his bed….chewing on his pillow.

Stiles stared at the wolf. The wolf stared back, its jaws clamped around the pillow. The wolf is large, black and has fangs that he’s sure would tear him apart….shit.

To Each Their Own by SylvieW

(10/10 I 32,668 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles agrees to become the owner of a werewolf with some very special needs. Derek has been abused for so long he’s nearly feral. Stiles has to find a way to gain his trust before Derek’s heat, or he could be put down.

Sometimes a piece of sun by queerly_it_is

(2/2 I 39,603 I Explicit I Sciles)

It doesn’t matter how Scott asks, Stiles always says he’s fine.

Scott’s not sure who’s supposed to believe it, or if Stiles just says it because it’s what he thinks he’s supposed to say. They do this now. They break and bleed and fall to bits, but so long as they say they’re okay then none of it’s really happening. It’s a nice idea. Just stick your fingers in your ears and hum really loud.

The problem is that it’s not working, and Scott’s terrible at pretending it is.

I’ll Dissolve When The Rain Pours In, When The Nightmares Take Me by clotpolesonly

(1/1 I 38,766 I Teen I Stackson)

When Stiles finally managed to contort himself the right way without causing injury, he stared at the words on his inner thigh. And then he stared some more, long enough for the water to grow cold around him, wondering if this was part of the dream. Finally he decided that it had to be real only because his subconscious was not creative enough to come up with this.

There, in freckle-brown letters stark against pale skin, was the name Jackson Whittemore.

(Once in a) Blue Moon by clarkoholic, skywardsmiles

(14/14 I 60.051 I Explicit I Sterek)

  • Stiles and Derek are getting along, but they’re not a family, and they’re sure as hell not mates. Christ, they’re basically just two stupid guys who happened to get pregnant because of a full moon and sheer dumb luck. 

Strut on a Line, its Discord and Rhyme by xiaq

(21/21 I 61,818 I Teen I Sterek)

“Carry me,” Stiles says.

“No.”

“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

“Please?”

“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

Some Villainous facts

1. Yes Flug has a driver’s license and a pilot’s license

2. Demencia wasn’t created after the 2012 shorts, but  she wasn’t quite yet designed

3. Flug loves pancakes

4. Yes 5.0.5 is a failed experiment from Flug. It was supposed to be gloriously Evil. Alan says that he’s… kinda adopted

5. Yes 5.0.5 always wear a maid outfit while cleaning the house. It was his idea. 

6. Flug have notes on safety gear for the lab and a guide on how to speak to people normally

7. Flug for drinking uses a straw, as for eating… I don’t think anyone at BH org. Has ever seen him eating, except Black Hat

8. Black Hat know why Flug is wearing a paper bag

9. Why that hat?

It is a long story, but I have it since the very first time I came here.

10.  Black Hat´s army is always opened for new cannon fodder, Errr…. I mean recruits.

11. how many worlds have you destroyed ??

Too many to remember

All facts are from Alan’s twitter

anonymous asked:

hello! i tried looking through your awesome tag page, but i couldn't find any "farmer" tag or something along those lines and I was wondering if you know of any farmer themed sterek fics? where either one of them is a farmer. thanks!

I found some! - Anastasia

Originally posted by gameraboy

This tumblr fic. 

Stilinski Ranch: Part One by sexierthanyousterek (totallystereksexual)

(1/1 I 757 I Teen)

Derek is a new hand at the Stilinski Ranch in Beacon Hills, California. He has come far to get away from a dark past. Stiles is the son of the ranch owner, come home from school for the summer. What happens when Derek finds himself drawn to the younger male against his better judgement? 

The Wild Wind and the Hissing Rain by juniperjamboree 

(1/1 I 7,019 I Teen)

When his car breaks down and Derek takes him in for a few days, Stiles leaves his city slicker ways to learn a bit about what it means to live out in the country.

Hale’s Dairy and Berry by GeeGollyWiz13

(1/1 I 17,405 I Not Rated)

Stiles and Scott decide they need to get away for the weekend. Where the end up, a dairy and berry farm in the middle of god knows where, seems like the perfect place to spend the weekend.

 Mail Order Stiles by Green

(1/1 I 17,489 I Explicit)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Stiles’ Ultimate Gift by LillianDeLooney

(14/14 I 44,529 I Explicit)

Stiles is a spoiled brat who’s sent away to the Hale Family Farm to learn a lesson in respect and hard work. Naturally, he isn’t happy about it, but that changes when he meets a very special little girl and her amazing father …

“What about you Stiles?” Derek’s daughter, Kenny, asks innocently. “Are you gay?”

He chokes on his own spit and quickly downs the remainder of his coke, ignoring the blush stretching from his head all the way to his chest.

“I ah,” he clears his throat awkwardly and rubs a hand over his neck. “I might be?”

She sends him a knowing little smile and nods. “Good.”

~ A story about how to live life, not how to spend it.

Holding On & Letting Go by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek

(11/ I 48,780 I Explicit)

Derek Hale is an Alpha without a pack, on the move with memories haunting his footsteps. When he answers an unusual ALPHA WANTED ad, he finds himself somewhere unexpected, finally able to rebuild a family and his hope for the future.

Sterek Fics - Princes, Lords and Consorts

Sterek historical fiction style. I loved historical fiction way before Derek and Stiles and these are all crazy good reads. Enjoy! 

By Moon And Stars| M | 15,929

“Have you heard of this Alpha?” Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it’s heavy and doesn’t sit well on Scott. He can’t shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it.

“I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories.”

“Tell me of him. Tell me a war story.”

I’ll Be Seeing You| E | 81,489

In the summer of 1941, with the country on the brink of war, diner waiter Stiles meets Derek Hale, an army soldier just passing through Beacon Hills.

Kindred Spirits| E | 104,791

Stiles is the adopted son of the Sheriff, brought to Beacon Hills to hopefully stay for good. A family, a best friend, school, Jackson as Josie Pye (because who else could he be?) and the mystery of a dark haired, green-eyed boy which leads Stiles to discovering a secret within himself.

Like Heaven Catching Lighting| E | 41,519

Prince Stiles of Cor has always known, somewhere in the back of his mind, that he was never truly going to marry for love. Fighting it has only made it worse. Now, presented with a choice between two children of the Hale family of Ignis, Derek and Cora, he must make the decision to determine who will rule by his side. If only it were that simple.

Mail Order Stiles| E | 17,489

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

Park and Edifice| E | 50,545

Stiles likes to walk through Central Park. One of the rangers there is a proud, unpleasant sort of man.

The One Where They’re Forced To Marry In Ye Olden Times| E | 16,100

Due to the destruction of House Hale and the debts incurred in their survival and search for justice, the King (blah blah, make believe world) arranges a marriage between Derek and Stiles, eliminating all debts the Hales may owe. Derek is very unhappy. Stiles is pretty shocked at who he’s being matched with, but he’s certainly not unhappy. It’s pretty clear from the start Derek doesn’t share that feeling.

Stiles passes the time by hunting with his falcon, Derek broods. Until…

The One With The Scottish Wolf Lord| E | 11,758

Stiles is the waif sent to work in the kitchens and is elevated to personal attendant/servant to the young Lord Hale. Who happens to be a wolf.

The Well of Living Waters| E | 30,322

King Derek takes a consort.

To Love A Lord| T | 3,170

Lord Hale and Lord Stilinski are in love with each other. The only problem is that neither of them knows it.

Waiting Games| E | 6,315

Being an only child and heir to the throne, Stiles had always known he may not have the luxury of marrying for love. When he’d realized he was an omega to boot, things had taken an even more uncomfortable turn for him.

Omegas are rare. An omega as the heir apparent is almost unheard of.

Which is why there is no wiggle room when it comes to the tournament.

Jan. ‘16. Been lazy about compiling lists for My Bootleg Rec Page. So arranged marriage AUs bc I’ve pretty much read every fic with that tag. Also kind of a part II to my royalty au reclist.

* = fics that could use more love and appreciation i.e KUDOS & COMMENTS :D

But why doesn’t this have a million kudos???????? Completely stole my heart: 

*Things Remembered by kaige68 (5/5 | 4,682 | Mature) 

Derek reflects on the ceremonies that will have him fully married by the end of the day.

I LIVE FOR THIS!!!!: 

*They Say Love Is Blind, But Love Is Insane by FactoryWorker8 (10/10 | 25,197 | Teen)

Prince Derek has yet to marry by his 29th birthday and tradition states he must be married to a chosen suitor by the time he turns 30. Stiles, the ultimate nobody from the ultimate nowhere, is the one chosen to marry the moody recluse.

Rated teen and up for swearing.

Everything about this is so on point! Wicked. I cried. Too manny damn feels:

Sinking Ships by standinginanicedress (5/5 | 106,646 | Explicit) 

Derek Hale has never met a human before.

Throughout his life, he’s probably encountered, give or take, a hundred or so. A mere hundred human beings in his twenty-three years walking around on earth, compared to themillions of weres he’s seen. And, even then, encountered them he might have, but met? Not even close.

He’s had his dry cleaning handed off to him by a mousy looking human girl in a shirt three sizes too big for her with huge eyes and shaking hands while a beta werewolf yelled at her in the background for being too skittish (wonder why that could possibly be), he’s walked past teenage humans cleaning windows and sweeping pebbles off of sidewalks, he’s had the door opened up for him by older humans in pristine uniforms outside of restaurants – but never, never once, has he stuck his hand out to a human and said hi, my name is…

He could probably count on one hand the number of times he’s even been made aware that a human within a hundred feet of him even had a name.

I could read this over and over again: 

and the wild things roared their terrible roar by hoars (1/1 | 4,905 | Explicit)

Derek as Khal Drogo (but set in snow beyond the wall) and Stiles as Daenerys Stormborn (although he’s a greenseer of the Children rather than a dragon).

Like SO sterek!: 

untitled by maybehonestly (tumblr fic) 

PROMPT: If it tickles your fancy, i’d DIE to read this! :) “our parents are forcing us into an arranged marriage and we hate each other but now i’m in love with you and i don’t think it’s mutual”

This HURTS SO BAD!! And Stiles is AWESOME!: 

Things We Lost by Dexterous_Sinistrous (2/2 | 20,008 | Explicit)

“Who … who am I to wed?”

A small flash of guilt covered the king’s features before he was able to recover. “Your union will join the royal families—joining our family to the Hales.”

Dread and sorrow sunk in Stiles’ stomach as he closed his eyes.

There was only one Hale left unharmed by the great fire that nearly wiped out the entire royal family—the Dread Wolf of Triskelia, Crowned King Derek Hale.

Honestly adorable. The pacing and build-up is so damn sweet:

Is Forever Enough by GodTheSilver (1/1 | 10,836 | Mature)

“Are we gonna place a bet on who feels more awkward?” is the first thing he manages to say.

There’s a huff from Derek that could be a laugh, and Stiles takes the water bottle Derek hands him. “Maybe we should call it even,” Derek says, turning around to face Stiles. “Then we could move past it and get to the good parts.”

“The good parts?”

“Yeah,” Derek says, smiling at Stiles. “Going out on a date, for instance.”

This fic is such a gem: 

Mail Order Stiles by Green (1/1 | 17,489 | Explicit) 

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Swooon: 

The One Where They’re Forced To Marry In Ye Olden Times by Stoney (1/1 | 16,100 | Explicit)

Due to the destruction of House Hale and the debts incurred in their survival and search for justice, the King (blah blah, make believe world) arranges a marriage between Derek and Stiles, eliminating all debts the Hales may owe. Derek is very unhappy. Stiles is pretty shocked at who he’s being matched with, but he’s certainly not unhappy. It’s pretty clear from the start Derek doesn’t share that feeling.

Stiles passes the time by hunting with his falcon, Derek broods. Until…

*Hugs this fic* *Squeezes the shit out of this fic*:

The One With The Mail-Order Brides and A/B/O Dynamics by Stoney (1/1 | 16,149 | Explicit) 

Wolves aren’t meant to be alone. Laura tells Derek this repeatedly. Which… is why Derek knows he’s losing his mind, as Laura has been dead for more than six years. Wolves aren’t meant to be alone.

And so he sends away for a companion. JUST for a companion, not for a mate. The universe, however, has a different plan in store for him.

So precious! So fluffy 

Jitters by kelleigh (1/1 | 6,821 | Explicit) 

The wedding was Peter’s idea: a way to unite two packs, not to mention curry favor with another Alpha. Laura found her mate before she became the Hale Alpha, Cora is too young to be matched, and Peter obviously would never inconvenience himself in such a way. That left Derek.

The night before the wedding, Derek’s a nervous wreck. He’s alone in his hotel suite, thinking about bolting and leaving Peter and Laura to pick up the pieces, when room service knocks on his door with a very special delivery…

Cute overload!: 

untitled by felicitysmock (tumblr fic) 

PROMPT: Sterek, arranged marriage, meeting for the first time

Aww yeahh. My jam!:

By Moon and Stars by kellifer_fic (1/1 | 15,929 | Mature)

"Have you heard of this Alpha?” Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it’s heavy and doesn’t sit well on Scott. He can’t shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it.

“I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories.”

“Tell me of him. Tell me a war story.”

I’m melting! I’m gooop!: 

untitled by coyotequeens (tumblr fic)

PROMPT: Here’s a prompt if you’re willing, sterek arranged marriage - the day they fall in love. (If that makes sense hahaha)

Eeeeekk!!: 

Stand Here At The Edge of Something New by Chiomi (1/1 | 3,233 | Explicit) 

This is Stiles’ last night of freedom before he’s married to a man he hasn’t seen in over a decade - not even photos, not even Facebook. He intends to make the most of it.

LOL!!: 

All The Queen’s Horses by kototyph (1/1 | 1,943 | Teen) 

“You,” Stiles says. “You… are not Lady Cora.”

“No,” the prince in his bed answers.

I love this!: 

With This Ring by snarkasaurus (1/1 | 7,578 | Explicit)

Stiles always knew he was going to wind up married and mated to the Hale Alpha. There was a legal contract and everything. He just didn’t plan on it being Derek Hale, or for it to feel like this.

Happy reading! 

Married Sterek Fic Recs

Because my life needs more married Sterek. Arranged marriage and woke up married. I also need fake married but this is the only fic I could think of in that trope. 

Arranged Marriage…

Bubbles | 58,195

Stiles knew he was in trouble the minute his father sat next to him with *that* look on his face. But he didn’t expect the words “Governor Hale’s son” and “arranged marriage” to come spilling out of the Sheriff’s mouth. But really, he should’ve known it would be bad. He just couldn’t imagine anything worse.

By Moon And Stars | 15,929

“Have you heard of this Alpha?” Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it’s heavy and doesn’t sit well on Scott. He can’t shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it.

“I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories.”

“Tell me of him. Tell me a war story.”

Like Heaven Catching Lighting | 41,519

Prince Stiles of Cor has always known, somewhere in the back of his mind, that he was never truly going to marry for love. Fighting it has only made it worse. Now, presented with a choice between two children of the Hale family of Ignis, Derek and Cora, he must make the decision to determine who will rule by his side. If only it were that simple.

Mail Order Stiles | 17,489

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

The Well of Living Waters | 30,322

King Derek takes a consort.

Woke Up Married…

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel | 21,285

Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

anything, anything | 5,242

Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating.

Do It Again In Reverse | 6,667

Lesson learned: drunk hyperbole in Las Vegas really didn’t pay off.

Happy Accidents | 2,012

"We got married. Nobody’s dying, all our limbs are intact, and nobody’s creepy relatives are skulking in the bushes. All things considered, this is pretty tame for us.”

I Do Do You? | 6,540

Stiles and Derek wake up hung over and married in a hotel room in Las Vegas. It wouldn’t be so bad if the year before their relationship hadn’t fallen apart.

i thought it make believe | 2,631

Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds “I’m OK, don’t worry, I’m going back to the hotel room” with a timestamp of 1:30AM and “I think I’m in love I think he’s a werewolf” at 3:00AM.

Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.

boombang8-deactivated20141017  asked:

Howdy! :) Do you have any new arranged marriage? I've read the two you have on your new tag page.

and the wild things roared their terrible roarby hoars (1/1 | 4,905 | NC-17)

Derek as Khal Drogo (but set in snow beyond the wall) and Stiles as Daenerys Stormborn (although he’s a greenseer of the Children rather than a dragon).

Killing me softlyby Kellygirl (1/1 | 1,974 | R)

“I agreed to be your mate. I agreed to be your consort. I never agreed to be your whore.”

Mail Order Stiles by Green (1/1 | 17,489 | NC-17)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Come A Little Closer by orphan_account (8/? | 49,734 | NR)

When the majority of the North American government become part of the Human-Wolf Alliance, they finally gain enough power to force a law that allows them to arrange marriages between humans and werewolves in order to keep the peace between the two groups. Stiles doesn’t have a problem with this rule, not really. Not until he’s partnered with Derek Hale, that is.

The Royal Wedding by Fletcher (8/8 | 31,856 | PG-13)

Prince Stiles Stilinski leads a carefree life in the palace of Beacon Hills. Until Regent Hale decides Stiles would make an excellent consort for his nephew, Prince Derek.

An arranged marriage with a werewolf. Yeah, that is so not happening.

Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of by asocialfauxpas (1/1 | 1,048 | NC-17)

Derek and Stiles fulfill an ancient supernatural law.

Fic Rec Friday

Today’s fic rec is a roundup of all the fics that I had on my to-read list that I finally got to. Listed by increasing word count.


All You Ever Needed to Know About Knotting by KuriKuri  | 4.7K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek had started reading the column by accident. Really, reading strangers’ questions about knotting and heat had never really appealed to him. However, at that point in time, he was a little desperate.

And he was right: most of the questions submitted by anonymous readers didn’t appeal to him. The answers, though, did.

(Or: In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they’re neighbors.)


Polyamory for Dummies by KuriKuri  | 6K | E | Derek/Scott/Stiles

“What?” Stiles replies, blinking at Erica. She indicates his make-up and shirt. “I – no, that’s – Scott’s Derek’s boyfriend. I’m just moral support. Or something.” He flails in Scott’s general direction, but unfortunately Scott’s too focused on the game to save him.

“I’m not going to judge,” Erica says, smirking slightly. “The only reason Isaac isn’t here too is because he has an exam tomorrow morning.”

“Isaac?” Stiles asks, his brow furrowing in confusion.

“My other boyfriend,” Erica answers easily.


i’m on tonight (my nips don’t lie) by elegantwings  | 7K | E | Derek/Stiles

The thing is, Stiles has always had sensitive nipples. When a friend in college suggests nipple piercings, he totally goes for it. Somehow this is what pushes him and Derek together, despite what happened between them the summer before he went away to school. The thing no one talks about, the thing that matters really a lot despite how much they pretend it doesn’t.

Or, the fic that was supposed to be a pwp about Stiles getting nipple piercings and accidentally grew an angsty plot.


the lovers [murderers] in 9B by ofherlionheart  | 8K | T | Derek/Stiles

There is a new resident in apartment 9B, and he and his boyfriend are either serial killers … or just really loud in bed.

Derek Hale moves into a new apartment building, and his new neighbors try to figure out what to make of him and his frequent visitor, Stiles Stilinski.


Give Me Shelter by WonderWolf  | 8.2K | T | Derek/Stiles

“I don’t make a good impression, I know,” Derek grumbles. “It’s fine. I get it.”

“Noooo,” Stiles groans in frustration, “but it isn’t fair because you’re not that guy, you’re not an asshole and you give cats punny names so they have a better chance at being adopted.”

“Who told you I named the cats?” Derek asks, his brows scrunching together in confusion.

“Scott,” Stiles smirks. “My favorite so far was Purrsephone.”

(Or the one in which Derek and Stiles both volunteer at an animal shelter, Derek works with cats and gives them punny names, Stiles works with the dogs, and misunderstandings ensue).


For My Flesh Had Turned to Fur, and My Thoughts Had Turned to You by literaryoblivion  | 9K | T | Derek/Stiles

They’ve known about the other pack for quite some time now. They know the pack is young and small, formed together more by accident and necessity than anything else. But, they haven’t done anything about them because they’ve been fairly quiet, kept to themselves, and haven’t caused any trouble.

That is until the Hales start hearing rumors about the McCall pack acquiring a very young and inexperienced but powerful witch.

So Alpha Hale sends her eldest son, Derek, for all intents and purposes, to spy on the McCall pack and their so-called witch, to see what the truth of the situation is.


The Way to My Heart (French Insults) by KuriKuri  | 10.4K | T | Derek/Stiles

Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –

He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

(Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the ‘eligible bachelor’ on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show’s interns.)


Putting the F-U-N in Funeral by apocryphal  | 10.8K | T | Derek/Stiles

“Hale & Daughters Funeral Home,” Derek says dully.

“Oh ho! And which daughter are you?

Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It’s going to be one of those calls.

(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)


reason to stay by bleep0bleep  | 12.5K | T | Derek/Stiles

Life is cruel. Derek Hale is only going to be here in Beacon Hills for a week. Sundays Fun Days is a lie. It was not fun, getting a bit of hope and having it torn away.

How much wooing can Stiles do in a week, anyway?

~
It’s the last week of October, and a small town baker has run into his first crush again. Fate might have other ideas. Stiles tries for romance with a little help from what Beacon Hills does best— Halloween.


Rare Books and Special Collections by KuriKuri  | 15K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek Hale hates libraries.

Unfortunately, not all books can be ordered on Amazon.

(Or: in which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.)


Mail Order Stiles by Green  | 17.4K | E | Derek/Stiles

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)


Quit Dragon Me Around by WonderWolf  | 17.9K | Works: 3 | T, E, M | Derek/Stiles

Stiles makes the mistake of taking Derek’s sword and now the grumpy werewolf seems determined to stop him from stealing and landing himself in jail.

Stiles is not pleased. He’s also starving.

(Or the one in which Derek has good intentions, but little understanding of how Dragon biology works. He just wants the cute mole-speckled kid to be safe).


Dance For Me by words_reign_here  | 18K | M | Derek/Stiles

Laura and Derek Hale own an architecture firm and they are looking for a new construction crew. Stiles and Scott are the newbies in town, but it’s either them or Deucalion. Everyone gets off on the wrong foot but don’t worry, things have a way of working themselves out.


Instructions for Dancing by calrissian18, cybersuzy  | 19.2K | T | Scott + Stiles, Derek/Stiles

If Scott was asked to start from the beginning, his mind would place him right at the center of Beacon Hills, looking up at the black and white Hale house, clamped down on his mom’s hand and trying not to feel fear.

If Stiles was asked to start from the beginning, he would talk about a boy named Scott who walked into his kindergarten classroom, stuck to him like a barnacle and became the most important thing Stiles would ever do with his life.


Cutback by WonderWolf  | 19.3K | T | Derek/Stiles

“You’re the only person that can help us and we need a place to crash. Can we stay at yours? Just for the week? I promise we’ll be quiet and—”

The feeling of dread quickly turns to panic and Derek forces out through a tense jaw, “Who’s ‘we’, Scott?”

Scott’s face morphs into a look of sadness and pity before he responds with a defeated, “Me and Stiles.” He tenses, as if to brace for the rejection Derek is sure to give him, because there’s no way that Derek would agree to house his ex-boyfriend for a week, even as a favor to his brother. Not after everything that happened, after the devastating heartbreak he still hasn’t fully recovered from.

He takes a deep breath and sighs, “Okay,” despite every intelligent part of his brain yelling at him that it isn’t a good idea.
- - - - - -
Scott and Stiles are pro surfers in need of a place to stay for their upcoming competition. Out of all the things Derek expected this summer, being asked to house his brother and ex-boyfriend for one week wasn’t on the list.


All It Takes Is a Spark by impalagirl, wilddragonflying  | 22k | M | Derek/Stiles

AKA That one where Derek is a hippie and more like Tyler Hoechlin than the sourwolf we all know and love, and Stiles is a badass emissary.


Voices in the Dark by atsuyuri_sama  | 23.7K | M | Derek/Stiles

Stiles would do anything to protect his Pack. He would even lie, though it means slowly falling apart at the seams.


this dance of days by imprintofadream (imprint_of_a_doe)  | 27.9K | M | Derek/Stiles

He feels like the world stuttered to a halt and started rotating the other direction within the past few days, like the fire burned brighter only to push him into his proper place. Three days ago, he had no idea werewolves existed, had no idea Derek could be anyone other than Hale, and now he knows how it feels to be pressed up against him, knows how awkward Erica’s sideburns are, knows with absolute certainty that being taken off fire relief duty won’t tear him away from this group.

But fires have always been dangerous and unpredictable.


Bicycle Flavored Ice Cream by words_reign_here  | 29K | T | Derek/Stiles

Derek finally has everything where it should be. His pack is good, strong, back from college and they are a cohesive team. Other than the occasional witch, hunters and blip in the road, this is what it should have always been like. A pack in the Hale house, watching out for Beacon Hills.


The Girl They Thought She Was by words_reign_here  | 31K | Works: 2 | T | Allison-centric

Another three sentence fic that I fell in love with:
Maybe supernatural teen wolf where Allison is a Winchester and she meets Scott, or Isaac. The pack. Sterek.


You Only Live Once…or Twice by WonderWolf  | 32.9K | E | Derek/Stiles

“Anything,” Derek’s eyes are determined, boring into Stiles’.

Stiles huffs a laugh, “Careful there, big guy. Don’t want to be promising anything to every necromancer you meet. Some might ask for your soul or someth—”

“I’ll give you my soul to bring her back,” Derek says, his voice steady and strong with resolve, “if that’s what you want.”

Stiles’ mouth gapes open for a moment before his brain kicks into gear and he stutters out, “N-no, I don’t ask for that. I only ask for money.”

(Or the one in which Stiles is a necromancer who needs help stopping a rogue alpha and Derek is the solution, but at what cost?)


This Started As Only Make Believe by thepsychicclam  | 44.1K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek is trying (and failing) to juggle his career, coach lacrosse, and raise his 5 year old werewolf daughter. When he adds his bitter ex-wife and his daughter’s slight attachment to him, Derek knows he doesn’t have any time for a life of his own - and definitely no time for the super cute daycare teacher.


Coming Home by herlovewasajoke  | 44.7K | Works: 2 | M, E | Derek/Stiles

An AU in which Derek works for the sheriff’s department, Stiles is a single father, and Laura lives to drive her brother up the wall.


Everything that is Holding You Back by herlovewasajoke  | 49.1K | Works: 2 | T, E | Derek/Stiles

“I’m here because my son needs to come home, Mr. Hale,” the sheriff said, brushing aside any need for pleasantries.

Derek would be grateful for that if he had any idea what the hell was going on.

duduru43  asked:

Hi! Just want to ask if you guys have some fics that are harlequin-ish? (Really loved that cinderella sterek au where stiles is a clothing maker) Thank you!

The Marriage Mishap by JoeC (2/? | 8,047 | PG13)

When Stiles Stilinski wakes up in a hotel room in Beacon Hills, completely naked, save a shirt that is too big and definitely not his, and in bed with a strange man, he didn’t think his life could get more complicated. Apparently he was wrong. So very wrong.

Based off of “The Marriage Mishap”. By Judith Stacy, a Harlequin Historical novel. © 1997

Howl Creek Ranch by alorarose & snarkasaurus (1/1 | 27,424 | PG13)

Welcome to Howl Creek Ranch, where the four legged inhabitants out number the two legged ones by at least six to one–and that ratio changes without much notice. Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski run a puppy ranch, where dogs are given a chance to shine. They not only work with shelters to take in those dogs that are unwanted or unadoptable for whatever reason, but they train all the dogs they get to be service dogs. Hearing dogs, seizure dogs, companion animals, even some that are given to the sheriff’s department for police work. These two men, and their farm hands, Isaac and Scott, work every day to take care of those that don’t have a voice, and match them up with those that need a friend.

Only, Derek has a past that he can’t seem to get away from, and Stiles never did get over his nerves. They may be friends and partners, but when Derek finally admits that he loves Stiles, Stiles runs. Enter a dog named Shadow, abused to the point where he won’t even eat. Can they help Shadow before it’s too late? Can this abused dog help get them on the right path and find love?

Mail Order Stiles by Green (1/1 | 17,489 | NC17)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

With Warmest Regards (Affectionately Yours) by asocialfauxpas (1/1 | 5,920 | R)

House Hale and House Stilinski form an alliance through the betrothal of Prince Derek and Prince Stiles. Having only met once before, they write letters to get to know one another.

Trompe L’oeil by Sugakane_01 (3/? | 17,909 | NC17)

The night of his bonding ceremony to Derek should have been the happiest night of his life, instead Stiles found himself attacked by a man he thought was his friend and betrayed by the man he loved. Heartbroken and terrified he fled Beacon Hills and tried to rebuild his life while ignoring the Derek shaped hole in his heart. After a year of radio silence Derek asks that Stiles return to Beacon Hills so that they can officially dissolve their bond. Stiles is wary but unable to resist the lure of gaining his freedom from Derek, solving the mystery of exactly what had happened the night he was attacked and finally being able to go back home to Beacon Hills so he agrees to return.

Unfortunately for Stiles, the year apart has done nothing to dull Derek’s anger and sense of betrayal and now that Stiles is back in Beacon Hills, Derek has every intention of getting his revenge. Can they find their way back to one another despite the danger and deception, betrayal and mistrust or will their bond be well and truly broken?

roberttkazinsky  asked:

I couldn't find it in your tags but do you know any fics where they live in the countryside? Or where Stiles or Derek are farmers? Something like that.

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Mail Order Stiles by Green (oneshot | 17,489 | NC-17)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Couldn’t Have One Without the Other by clio_jlh (21/21 | 67,520 | NC-17)

The little town of Beacon that weathered the Long Winter is growing with the arrival of new teacher Miss Laura Hale, who’s come to prepare ambitious students Stiles and Lydia for their upcoming college exams. Miss Hale’s brother and sister, Derek and Erica, have also come to town to start a horse ranch. But is it their beautiful horses, or the Hale siblings themselves, who have turned Stiles and Lydia’s heads?

and the ranch au tag

anonymous asked:

Hey! I just saw Magnificent 7... and now I have a craving so some western themed fic. Can you dig up any Sterek fic set in the wild wild west? Please & thank you! :)

Well bless your little pea picking soul. Now giddy up on out of here and get to readin’. (fun fact: I’m from Texas and that’s really how we talk. And we all ride horses to school. Hand to god.) - Anastasia

Originally posted by jimmydeandaily

Not Today by rlnerdgirl

(1/1 I 2,101 I Explicit)

Derek’s cabin is close by. The fire’s been burning for at least half an hour and there’s no way Derek wouldn’t have seen it and not investigate. The man likes his privacy and he’s not one for tolerating folk in and around his territory. His night vision may be shot by the fire in front of him, but Stiles knows that somewhere, in the half-lit shadows of the night, Derek’s prowling. Hunting.

Big Iron On His Hip by Stoney

(1/1 I 4,598 I Teen)

It was a good life. Steady. Quiet. No surprises. Not a one. Not in over six years. Nada, as some of the cowboys said. No sirree, Beacon Hills didn’t have a lick of drama or intrigue happening within its county lines. Not one little bit. Day in and day out, not a single surprise to cause a lick of worry. Stiles sighed and folded his towel carefully. Bored. He was bored. It was boring living in Beacon Hills.

…maybe just a little something interesting happening could be nice for a change, though.

Stiles would soon learn what the phrase “eat your own words” meant.

Dusty Boots and Saddle Sores by eeyore9990

(1/1 I 5,448 I Explicit)

I don’t know how to summarize this fic, so here are the things you need to know: Derek wears boots, rides a horse named Wolf, and everyone has a low, slow West Texas drawl.

Isaac plays the piano and Boyd says “ain’t.”

Stiles is a little shit. So that part hasn’t changed.

**

The Old West AU you didn’t know you needed.

You’re a Fine Noise by collie

(1/1 I 9,741 I Teen)

The five times Stiles Stilinski was jailed by the lawman, Derek Hale, (and the one time he was freed).

Outlaw Country by carlo

(8/8 I 16,811 I Mature)

Sheriff Stilinski got murdered when he was on his way to escort a large number of money back to their town.The money was supposed to be used for cover the town’s expense and pay the workers at the local refinery.Now with the Sheriff’s decease,no one dare to accept the mission,the responsibility falls on Stiles’ shoulder.

Sanctuary by Reiya_Wakayama

(1/1 I 17,313 I Teen)

New Moon Ranch has been in his family since his father’s great grandparents first settled here in hopes of a new life. It was given to him to look after when his father took up the mantel of Sheriff of Beacon Hills. It is his sanctuary and the sanctuary for others who need it and he will defend it to his last breath.

Mail Order Stiles by Green

(1/1 I 17,489 I Explicit)

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat.“

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn’t eat a hat, but that’s just because he’s too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband’s ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Legacy by minusoneday

(1/1 I 18,110 I Teen)

There is no escape - we pay for the violence of our ancestors. - Frank Herbert

The sheriff brings the criminal to justice, and the bounty hunter chases after the outlaw, but who is there to go after life’s monsters, to protect the innocent from what lurks in the night? Just the hunter, the knight out of myth and legend, the hero who picks up a sword to slay the murdering beast.

It’s a noble burden, a bright and shining path, until the lines begin to blur and it’s no longer clear who, exactly, the true monsters really are.

Moon Chaser by pandabomb

(1/1 I 24,246 I Teen)

“I need to find a wolf,” said the sheriff’s kid, voice full of gusto. Derek set his cigarette in his empty whiskey glass. He let the silence between them settle, though it was drowned already by the band tinkering away by the bar. He waited until the boy was blushing, unsure and tense, before responding, slow and languid: “You found one.”

Wolf Ranch by Guede

(14/14 I 55,070 I Explicit I MCD)

At first glance, Beacon Hills seems like a terrible place to settle. Ruled by alpha werewolves and surrounded by a haunted forest filled with outlaws, it’s not very friendly to Eastern greenhorns. So Stiles and Lydia should fit right in.

Imagine Molly knitting Sherlock a cute lil bobble hat and he wears it everywhere and eventually Mrs Hudson has to nick it while he’s in the shower so she can wash it

anonymous asked:

I know I'm risking being the 50th person to point out to you something you already know, but I just found out that today (Tuesday 13 Oct) is Ada Lovelace Day! There's a website for it, and there's even an event in Chicago to celebrate! :) So, how is Lovelace the owl going to celebrate?