eaten his food

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Blind from this Sweet, Sweet Craving
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By Organization for Transformative Works

by missandrogyny

Length: 31k

Rating: 7/10

“So, I guess we’ll go?” Louis asks later, when Harry has calmed down and eaten his weight in Chinese food. He plays with this chopsticks, spearing another piece of chicken and pops it in his mouth. “I mean, I wouldn’t mind. We could make it an adventure.”

Harry observes him, watches him seated across from him on their old living room carpet, with a container of food on his lap. He’s fidgeting, avoiding meeting Harry’s gaze–he probably knows that Harry’s mad at him for ruining the one chance they had to get out of this situation. And he’s not wrong, Harry is definitely very mad. Harry wants to strangle him and castrate him and smack him upside the head.

But he’s also Harry’s best friend, and despite everything, despite all the fuck-ups and the plot twists and everything just not playing out the way it should, he’d still rather be stuck in this situation with Louis than any of the other boys. He’s got Harry’s back, and in a weird, abstract way, he knows they’ll be able to get out of this situation, together.

Harry sighs. “We’re going,” he says resignedly, his shoulders slumping.

Oh well. There are definitely worse ways to spend the weekend than pretending to be engaged to his best friend.

Ao3, One-Shot

BLIND FROM THIS SWEET, SWEET CRAVING

“So, I guess we’ll go?” Louis asks later, when Harry has calmed down and eaten his weight in Chinese food. He plays with this chopsticks, spearing another piece of chicken and pops it in his mouth. “I mean, I wouldn’t mind. We could make it an adventure.”

Harry observes him, watches him seated across from him on their old living room carpet, with a container of food on his lap. He’s fidgeting, avoiding meeting Harry’s gaze–he probably knows that Harry’s mad at him for ruining the one chance they had to get out of this situation. And he’s not wrong, Harry is definitely very mad. Harry wants to strangle him and castrate him and smack him upside the head.

But he’s also Harry’s best friend, and despite everything, despite all the fuck-ups and the plot twists and everything just not playing out the way it should, he’d still rather be stuck in this situation with Louis than any of the other boys. He’s got Harry’s back, and in a weird, abstract way, he knows they’ll be able to get out of this situation, together.

Harry sighs. “We’re going,” he says resignedly, his shoulders slumping.

Oh well. There are definitely worse ways to spend the weekend than pretending to be engaged to his best friend.

author: missandrogyny

word count: 31k

one shot, complete

thank you to yourssincerelylarry and malecwood for the lovely manips

Pretzel has finally shed, but now he’s all hyper and it’s like 11pm and he wON’T GO TO SLEEP.  All I can hear is his leaves scraping against the side of his viv in a nails-on-chalkboard kind of fashion.

In other news, he’s getting so long now that removing his skin from the substrate is like that magic trick where the magician pulls endless handkerchiefs out of his sleeve??  It is fantastic.

@hannahxclark

Oli had decided to take his doodle book out with him during his break whilst he grabbed his dinner from his backpack. He had eaten his food in no time, but he still had time to kill so he worked on a simple sketch he had started that morning, looking up to see Hannah walking in. “You’re on break already? Damnit, I thought I’d figured it out so I wouldn’t have to deal with this.”

One year old blue tongue skink suddenly stopped eating

I am not sure how long they can go without food, but mine has skipped the last 4 food offers (about twice a week, so two weeks roughly). He’s always eaten all his food, and I didn’t change it either, it’s the same it’s always been, in the same dish it’s always been in.

The only thing I changed is his cage, and he stopped eating around that time. He’s in a new cage, could that make him stop eating because it’s new? He’s also more of a grouch than usual. :( I’ve had him since he was only a month old and he has never skipped food before. He’s stopped passing stool too because of his lack of food.

I want a football player to hire me to clean his house just so I can take his half eaten food from the fridge and sell it on eBay to make myself rich

untitled: thanksgiving drabble

wc: 1.4k

notes: the author has had a long and tiring day spent with long and tiring people. the author may or may not be drunk. who knows. (happy thanksgiving, all. have some diasporic yoonseok and this un-beta’d rambling mess.) 

how long has yoongi been sat on the same goddamned couch, unmoving, and with a plate of still half-eaten food on his lap. relatives from both his mom and his father’s side mill about the whole house, laughing and talking, voices steadily rising as the amount of alcohol they’ve consumed increases.

it should be a crime, alcohol during thanksgiving. should be banned, but yoongi isn’t one to talk, because without all the wine then he doubts ever getting through the whole ordeal alive. 

thank god for hoseok, though. sweet, wonderful jung hoseok who’s passing off as his friend for this evening (fucking hilarious, yoongi thinks), because his relatives are complete bigots whose favourite past time is to antagonise yoongi.

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