eatable flowers

anonymous asked:

Is there anything bad in rose petals?

THOSE FLOWERS OF ROMANCE ARE TOTALLY FINE TO EAT, PROVIDED YOU GRABBED THEM OFF YOUR BUSH OR BOUGHT THEM FOR EATING. 

ROSES IN BOUQUETS ARE TYPICALLY TREATED WITH CHEMICALS AND PERFUMES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT WANT TO KICK YOU IN THE THROAT. 

EDIBLE FLOWERS ARE TOTALLY RAD, AND LOOK CLASSY AS HELL AS A GARNISH OR JUST PART OF THE FOOD. 

YOU GENERALLY WANT TO PLUCK AWAY THE STAMEN, PISTILS AND AS MUCH GREEN AS YOU CAN, SO YOU CAN PARTY HARD WITH THE COLORFUL PETALS. 

WHAT THE HELL KINDA FLOWERS ARE EATABLE? TONS!

HERE’S A FANCY-ASS LIST OF EDIBLE FLOWERS THAT HELPFULLY DESCRIBES POSSIBLE PROBLEMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER WHEN TRYING TO EAT THE BUGGERS! 

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you not eating cabbage enough, told me your mummy

here is plenty for a salad; the white flowers eatable too (spicy) Or press cabbage to make a juice, is real refreshing, healthy and you can send selfie to mama

[Fic-(ish)] Ten Email Memos, Nick Fury personally sent to all S.H.I.E.L.D members regarding Melinda May.

You know what I’m way way behind on AoS, and most of this is definitely jossed already but ugh fuck it. This is crack. Ish. Sort of.

1. - The Fanmail Incident.

Official Reminder to all Employees:

What we are: An organisation of elite soldiers, tactical experts, spies, and gifted individuals who operate worldwide.

What we are not: A bunch of smitten high school children who leave error ridden and badly written love notes, flowers and chocolates and twiddle our thumbs waiting to be noticed by our crush.

Fanmail of any kind, flowers, eatables, others gifts to Melinda May is now banned. Get her something on her birthday if you’re so desperate

Anyone caught violating this will be stationed at Alaska for the next three years.

- Director Nick Fury

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2.-  The Mulan Incident.

This to notify everyone of four things:

  1. Yes, Agent May was undercover at Disney. Yes Agent May did voice Mulan in the animated Disney Movie
  2. This information was updated into SHIELD handbook for the new recruits a month after she was back from that mission. Everyone else was notified about this as well.
  3. I will personally fire the next person who asks about this.
  4. No you’re still not allowed to leave her fanmail.

- Director Nick Fury

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3. - The Pre-Birthday Memo

Reminder to all agents: The cap set for any and all birthday gifts you want to give Agent May is set at five dollars. Agent May has set this cap herself. She does not want a repeat of the last few years. She would honestly prefer if agents did not gift her anything.

If you want to get her a gift Do Not go over the five dollar limit.

- Director Nick Fury

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4. - The Hawkeye Incident.

Agent Barton did not marry Agent May. Even falsely for undercover work. That was a joke they both played. Stop crying and get back to work. You are all supposed to be Agents.

- Director Nick Fury

[PVT to: Agent Romanoff and Hill.

Fine, you both won that bet. Get them to stop before they bring down all of SHIELD in despair. And neither of you are allowed to spread the rumour that Mel got married to Natasha, unless you want a revolt on our hands.]

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5. - Re: Work

The solution to any problem is not “Melinda May”. If that was the case none of you would have a job, but since you all do I expect you to do it.

- Director Nick Fury.

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6. - The Pre-Birthday Memo part deux

Reminder: Under no circumstances are there to be any birthday gifts for Agent May. If there are you’re getting transfered to Alaska.

- Director Nick Fury

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7. - The You Know What Incident.

Yes, Agent May is now married. She is also monogamous and genuinely committed.

Get over it.

- Director Nick Fury

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8. - Bahrain

Reminder: Agent May’s codename is not “The Cavalry”. The Bahrain report is classified. Refrain from talking about both.

And I’m not investigating or entertaining any complaints about agents who sustained injuries after calling her that within earshot of certain level 7 agents.

You deserved it.

- Director Nick Fury.

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9. - The “Announcement” re: Agent May

Yes, she’s divorced. No she doesn’t want to date anyone. Black Widow informs me that anyone who tries to proposition her or ask her out on a date is getting stabbed. I won’t stop her.

- Director Nick Fury

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10. - The Other Incident

Oh for fuck’s sake Agents May and Romanoff are not dating, so stop moping and get back to work. You’d think we don’t have an organisation to rebuild with all the gossip that happens around here.

- Director Nick Fury

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caffienedcold  asked:

WAIT ARE ALL THOSE EATABLE FLOWERS OK RAW? THE SITE WAS NOT SPECIFIC ABOUT THAT.

MOST EDIBLE FLOWERS ARE TOTALLY FINE TO EAT RAW - SOME MAY TASTE BETTER WHEN COOKED.

LIKE HOLY FUCK, SQUASH BLOSSOMS ARE TOTALLY FINE JUST PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH, BUT IF YOU STUFF THEM WITH RICOTTA CHEESE, BREAD THEM LIKE AN ONION RING AND FRY THEM, IT’S LIKE THE TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA JUST STARTED PLAYING IN YOUR MOUTH!

THIS GUIDE IS A LITTLE MORE COMPREHENSIVE - IT DESCRIBES GOOD COOKING IDEAS FOR EACH FLOWER.