eat-your-chicken

why you should all consider getting chickens
  • a small backyard, a decent fence and the will to make a safe coop for your fluffy dames is all you need to make it happen
  • they will eat your vegetable scraps and gobble down pretty much any kind of food waste, turning discarded crusts and mushy fruit into big fat eggs full of protein!
  • and depending on which breed you buy, they will lay an egg almost every day. free, nutritious food every morning! what other pet will do that?
  • it’s a misconception that eating eggs is inherently cruel, or that you need a rooster for your chickens to lay eggs! all the eggs you buy in supermarkets are unfertilised, which means there is no chance of that egg ever hatching. you’re not eating a potential life, your chickens will lay eggs regardless of whether there’s a rooster around
  • so only buy a rooster to go with your lovely ladies if you want baby chicks - otherwise, just get some girls and enjoy those omelettes!
  • the way cage egg farms are run is terrible, and you can’t always be sure that a free range farm is as idyllic as the picture you see on the carton. lots of sad chookies who can’t perch or scratch or eat grass and clean themselves. :( 
  • this way, you will always be certain that your girls are happy, healthy, doing what chicken are meant to do and eating what chickens should be eating, which means bigger and better eggs for you!
  • you can give eggs to your friends! give eggs to strangers! eggs for everyone!
  • tiny and furious lawnmowers. chickens LOVE grass, especially clover. if you have a small backyard, they will do all the work of keeping the grass trimmed. 
  • a caution, pls buy your chicken a friend - they will get lonely if you only buy one. my friend had two chickens and one died, leaving Gizmo all alone. she got depressed and stopped laying, so they put her in the rabbit hutch. now she has a best friend bunny called Jimmy and she’s very happy! she often sits on him and purrs.
  • chickens are good around most other pets - cats and chickens usually regard each other with mutual indifference and disdain, but they generally bond with dogs. however, if you know your pooch or kitty is particularly aggressive, make sure you check it won’t be a problem!
  • scratch scratch scratch, scratch party!!
  • one time I was cleaning out the stables and my chicken came over, saw that I was using a big rake and went !!!! scratch time!!! and she started scratching furiously next to me like she was trying to help
  • they’re very clean animals and will clean themselves every day with a dust bath and a thorough preening
  • when it starts raining it takes them a good 10 seconds to process what’s happening, then they RUN to shelter
  • gloriously stupid tiny velociraptor running
  • peck peck peck. is food? I check! peck. not food!
  • rip all snails and slugs that live in your garden
  • they will also go after mice and spiders
  • chicken poop is great fertiliser! when you clean out their coop, spread the poo on your garden and watch your flowers and veggies grow!
  • kiddos LOVE chickens!!
  • seriously, looking after chickens is a great job for little kids - any little fella can fill up their water and give them some food, and collecting a warm, fresh egg every morning is so rewarding for them!!! 
  • hours of entertainment watching their antics
  • some (not all) like a cuddle! the ladies will let you know what their preference is. they may also gently peck and groom you because they love you.
  • you can give them fancy names like lottie, ethel and lady beatrice so it sounds like they’re a supporting cast in a Jane Austen novel
  • in conclusion give a pretty chicken a happy home today
Sick day

*slytherin sitting in their common room with a cold.*
Slytherin: *sneezes* “damn I hate being sick”
*from the corridor*
“DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY SICK?”
*Hufflepuff runs into the room with a blanket and thermos of chicken noodle soup*
Hufflepuff: “I have soup, peppermint tea, cough drops, vitamin c tablets, and medicine.”
Slytherin: “what? How did you get in here?-”
Hufflepuff: “You have no security now shut up and eat your chicken and stars”
Slytherin: “YOU GOT ME CHICKEN AND STARS? I LOVE THOSE”

Dare | Jimin, You

For my wonderful friend Cassie aka @comeherejimin​ I hope you like it! And everyone reading this, you should definitely check her out! Her graphics are amazing and she is just such a sweet person. 

Originally posted by sosjimin

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Confidence // Kim Seokjin

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the prompt: could you please do a prince!seokjin fluffy scenario? au i used: “my parents are hosting a royal ball with neighboring monarchs and you noticed me, heir to the throne, shoving food into a bag to steal.”

words: 4425

category: fluff

author note: seokjin deserves all the love in the world i hope he knows how loved he is.

- destinee

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EXO Reaction when they're watching tv then suddenly an commercial that their girlfriend stars comes up

Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Literally goes to prepare some popcorn for the next time the commercial comes up* “This is better than any movie…”

Kris:

*IS so touched every time he sees his girlfriend* “I’m her fan number one! Let me be!”

Sehun:

*Fanboy excitement* “She’s wearing make up!! Omg is that a dress! I’m never going to let her forget this! ekekekeke”

Tao:

“Everyone shut up! I’m trying to see my bao… oh it’s over now. Ugh ugh you owe me Gucci now!”

Kai:

“If you wanted me to stop eating chicken… after your commercial with KFC… I don’t think I will” *SO inspired by your video xD*

Xiumin:

*The whole world stops in that moment* “Woah… now I know what she felt when she saw our first The Eve Performance…” *Is never the same after that commercial xD*

Baekhyun:

*This is him taking a Selfie with the TV with your commercial on* “This is definitely going to Instagram! Smile jagi! Oh…”

Luhan:

*Kisses the TV Screen* “Always so beautiful my girl… you look so cute with all those cats…”

Chen:

*Literally loosing his mind* “SHE’S ON TV GUYS COME SEE HER NOWWWWW SHE’S ON TV!!”

Kyungsoo:

*Literally waits an hour just to see your commercial again* “What? She does the same for us? Always watching our performances! This is the least thing I can do!” *Goals*

Lay:

*So excited you can hear his screams from the other side of the world* “WOOHOO THAT’S MY GIRL! EVERYONE LOOK AT HER!! SHE’S MINE! is that an unicorn next to her?”

Suho:

“Where do I call so I can purchase that commercial? I need to watch it more… for scientific purposes of course”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Anti Imagines...

{Brought to you by the wonderful suggestions of @pfftwhatnoimhuman}

Imagine Anti being forced to live with Signe and Sean. They can’t very well let him loose on the streets, now can they? They have a room for him upstairs where he usually keeps to himself, but from time to time, the Green Glitch gets bored. And when Anti gets bored, chaos ensues.

Imagine Signe meeting Anti for the first time when he glitches through the wall into the kitchen as she’s making pancakes. Anti thinks nothing of suddenly appearing there, but Signe nearly jumps five feet in the air and arms herself with the skillet she’s using to make the pancakes as Anti practically falls over giggling.

Imagine Sean hiding all the kitchen knives from Anti, but Anti always finds them and enjoys playing target practice around the new house. Sean is beginning to run out of hiding places when Signe gets the bright idea to hide them inside a bag of frozen vegetables. Anti won’t touch those with a ten-foot pole.

Imagine him dropping in on Signe when he’s bored. She’ll be lounging, enjoying a cup of tea, when Anti glitches through the floor with a, “Boo!” After about the fiftieth time, Signe simply rolls her eyes at him and throws a pillow at his head.

Imagine Anti dropping in on Jack’s recording sessions, right in the middle of a critical part in the game. Anti gets into the recording equipment, messing with the audio and video and glitching into view. Then he spends the next few days refreshing every social media page, drinking in all the Anti hype. Sean has a theory that the mysterious “Anti Fanart” folder that appeared on his computer was compiled by the glitch himself.

Imagine him trying to threaten Signe. It’s late at night, and she’s just scrolling through her phone before bed when she hears a gravelly, layered voice mutter, “I could kill you.” And Signe just shrugs, “Yeah, so could another human, or a dog, or a very committed duck.” She looks up from her phone and smiles at him sweetly. Anti growls and stomps away because how dare she use memes against him!

Imagine Sean asleep on the couch, just taking a mid-afternoon powernap to get him through the rest of the day, when he feels something cold and sharp pressed against his neck. His electric blue eyes snap open to see Anti’s evil grin and his crazed, black eyes looking down at him. Sean rolls his eyes, “What do ya want now, Anti?” Anti pouts and kicks the couch. “We’re out of chocolate chip cookies again…”

Imagine Anti finding Signe’s cacti and attempting to juggle them. Signe and Sean hear a few crashes along with a string of curses, and they run upstairs to find Anti trying to piece the little pots back together. He’s got cactus needles stuck in his fingers, and Signe thinks he might be trying to hide some frustrated sniffles. So, she helps him pick out the needles while Sean goes to get the broom.

After they get everything cleaned up, Signe insists that Anti have dinner with them. It’s a bit awkward, sitting around the tiny table with both boys poking at their food and refusing to eat. Signe tries to make conversation only to get a sharp, “I’m a monster, not a house guest,” from Anti.

“Just eat your chicken nuggets and shut up, Anti.”

imsfire2  asked:

If you're still doing rebelcaptain prompts, something involving ice-cream, please? Fluff and happiness, grief-eating, cravings, movie-night AU, whatever you like!

This was combined with bedsharing, which was another prompt from @yavemiel; thank you, lovey!

This one…kinda went long. Whoops.

Modern AU!


Her leg itches.

“Stop scratching it,” says Cassian, and pulls her hand away from the cast. Jyn makes a face at him, and goes right back to it. “You’re just going to make it worse.”

“Shut up,” says Jyn, and leans sideways to snag a pencil off of the bedside table. “And fuck off.”

“Nice.” He drops down onto the bed next to her, and passes over one of the cartons of Chinese food. Jyn’s still not entirely sure why he’s decided to be a mother hen, lately—it’s not as though her broken leg is his fault; she’d been the one to run out and drag a kid out of the crosswalk, Cassian hadn’t even been there—but she can at least enjoy the mostly-free food he keeps turning up with. “You’ll lose the pencil.”

“I won’t.” She wedges it under the edge of the cast, and scrapes as best she can, trying to get at the mosquito bite. “Don’t you have work tonight?”

“Traded with Han.” Cassian leans over, and steals the pencil out of her hand. “He’s taking my shift.”

“But you need that money.”

He pretends he doesn’t hear. “What are you watching?”

“Give me my pencil back.”

Cassian drops it off the side of the bed.

“Fuck you,” says Jyn.

“Sure.” He steals the computer, this time, settling it on his lap. “Haven’t you seen this movie before?”

“I like ghost movies.” He’s warm, where he’s bumping up against her side, where their shoulders knock together, and their hips. She can’t feel him through the cast, but everywhere else is insanely warm, especially considering he just came in from snow. “Stop judging me.”

The corners of his mouth twitch. “I’m not judging you.”

“Fuck you,” she says again, and looks down into her sweet and sour chicken. “Is there ice cream?”

“Eat your chicken.”

“You’re not my mother.”

“Thankfully.” Cassian considers the screen for a second, the movie paused on Daniel Radcliffe’s face, and then shifts her computer aside just enough that he can lean over to get a permanent marker. “It’s in the freezer.”

Jyn looks at him for a moment, and wonders why her throat hurts.

“What?” says Cassian. He doesn’t look up from the screen. “You’re staring.”

“No, I’m not.” Jyn sighs a little when he uncaps the marker. “Seriously?”

“It’s right there,” says Cassian, and folds his legs up under him, leaving the computer on the bed so he can shuffle around and bend over her cast. “Eat the chicken.”

“Start the movie, at least.”

He needs a haircut, she thinks. When he whacks the spacebar on her computer, his hair falls out from behind his ears, and he keeps fussing with it as he sketches out some little doodle on the hard cast, just over her knee. Cassian’s rested one palm against the top of the cast, his pinkie finger brushing over the bare skin between her shorts and the top of the hard shell, and his hair is shading his face almost like a fine curtain. She wants, for a second, to reach out and put it back behind his ear, so she can see his face, and the expression, try to work out what he’s thinking. On the computer, a rocking chair moves back and forth on its own.

“Don’t draw a dick,” says Jyn. “That’s all I ask.”

“Thank you for your faith in me.” He shifts his hand against her leg, and hooks the tips of his fingers into the top of her cast. “Did you sleep at all?”

She weighs the pros and cons of saying none of your business, mom, and then sighs. “No.”

“Nightmares?”

Jyn grunts.

“You’re not eating,” says Cassian, in his I’m going to be disappointed voice, and Jyn jams her chopsticks into her takeout box before he can scowl. He sketches out a broad arc on her knee, and then says, “How many days since you slept?”

She hates that he can read that. “Three.”

“Not at all?”

Jyn shoves half again as much chicken as she should into her mouth, and nearly chokes on it.

He drops it after that, thankfully. Well, it’s Cassian, she knows he won’t drop it, but at least he’s not asking any more questions, that’s all she cares about. He finishes his little sketch—a pig face, cartoonish, with a few little scraps of Spanish circled around it like a cage—and then grabs a blanket, tosses it over his legs and settles the computer back where it was, half on his leg, half on her cast. Jyn lets out a breath, and rests her head to his shoulder for a moment, and then another, and then when the movie ends she realizes she hasn’t scooted away from him in over an hour, and the only reason she has to move is that he’s going to scrounge the ice cream out of the freezer. They’ve switched over from horror movies to some kind of fluffy telenovela thing that Cassian picks, one that washes over her like white noise and doesn’t make a whole lot of sense even if she does manage to bring herself to pay attention to the subtitles.

“Why is she crying?” she says, finally, and Cassian takes the spoon out of his mouth, swallowing.

“He broke up with her.”

“Why?”

“He thought he was dating her twin sister.” Cassian shifts, jams the pillow up against the small of his back, and leans into the headboard again, curling his fingers through the hair at the back of her neck. Jyn gose very still for a second, and then relaxes into it, resettling so their shoulders are pressed together. “And he has cancer, too, but mostly it’s the twin sister thing.”

“And this show has been running for—”

“Six years.”

“Good Lord,” says Jyn.

“Don’t mock my telenovelas.”

“I’m mocking you.”

“Whatever.” Cassian scritches her hair for a second. “Go to sleep, Jyn.”

“I haven’t slept in three days, I’m not gonna fall asleep just because you tell me to.”

He takes the ice cream away. “Rest, then.”

“That’s not how it works,” she says, but she burrows into his side anyway. There’s an odd thudding under her ear, and it takes…possibly more time than she wants to admit to realize it’s his heartbeat. “Why would you not make sure you weren’t dating the twin?”

“To be fair,” says Cassian, “she was a secret evil twin. They were separated at birth by the head of a group of narcos. The secret evil twin is a drug cartel princess now.“

“I’m judging you.”

Cassian takes her pint of coffee ice cream away. “That’s fine.”

“You don’t have to keep showing up,” says Jyn. There’s a kind of cedar smell to his clothes that’s making her a little dizzy. “Takeout is expensive. And I’m okay.”

He’s quiet, for a moment. Then, carefully, he rests his chin to her hair. “Go to sleep, Jyn.”

She drifts.

Exo’s reaction when their S/O grabs their butt...

Request said:  Could I get and exo and bts reaction to their s/o grabbing their butt and being like “approved🖒” plz and thanks 😉


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Xiumin: As soon as you grabbed his butt, he will be blushing and totally embarrassed that you did so… “Jagi, you couldn’t wait?” he would ask. When you nodded no, he would smile. 

Originally posted by mvnghaos

Suho: As soon as you grabbed his butt, he would look at you weirdly…but then he would smile because of your sudden randomness of grabbing his butt.

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Baekhyun: You guys were just sitting down in the couch of your apartment, when suddenly he got up and you grabbed his butt, making him turn to look at your face and say… “Oh girl is on!”

Originally posted by trulynatalie

Lay: As soon as you grab his butt, he would be confused and say “Baobei why did you do that?”“I don’t know because I wanted it to” you would say. “But why though?” he would ask still confused. 

Originally posted by captivatesme

Chen: You guys were just watching a movie, when suddenly he wanted to go to the bathroom and since the bathroom was the opposite way where he sat, he had to pass in front of you. When he did you grabbed his butt, leaving him perplexed over the situation… “I see how it is” he would smirk.

Originally posted by jongdae-explained

Chanyeol: You guys were just talking in the leaving room, when suddenly Chanyeol got up to get water and as soon as he got up, you grabbed his butt. Making him laugh over  the situation. “Jagi…seriously. Sometimes make me wonder how more random could you get” he would say smiling.

Originally posted by littlebyuns

D.O: As soon as you grabbed his butt, you were regretting. He got mad a second but then he felt embarrassed about it.. But then he reassured you to never do it again that he will prefer a kiss rather than that. 

Originally posted by kaisoh

Kai: You guys were eating fried chicken at your place, when suddenly he had to get to up in order to get water or cola to drink. When he got up and passed right in front of you, you grabbed his butt and he turned around and say “Right after, we finished we are getting it on!. Be prepared” he smirked. 

Originally posted by mrluhan

Sehun: You guys were grabbing your boba, since he was standing next to you and nobody was starring you decided to grab his butt. “Y/N!!” he would exclaim. “What?” you asked surprised by his reaction and immediately started to laugh.  “Seriously….” he said annoyed. “Yeah” you keep laughing. “Tonight you’ll beg for mercy” he would say. “Oh get it on!” you confidently said. 

Originally posted by exomoodboards

The Signs as Michael Jones Quotes
  • Aries: “Now I’m just imaging Gus on his honeymoon, laying naked his bed while eating fried chicken.”
  • Taurus: "Your mother's a WHORE."
  • Gemini: "I went outside and got fucked in my ass!"
  • Cancer: "Be a wuss? You fucking built a fucking bitch ladder to the sky!"
  • Leo: "Don’t bring a sword to a bachelor party."
  • Virgo: "WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?!"
  • Libra: "I can be your favorite boy if you want."
  • Scorpio: "You guys are the best!... except YOU! YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
  • Sagittarius: "Showoff, asshole. Fucking run around, whip your dick out, twirl it over your head."
  • Capricorn: "I don't have an education high enough to qualify me to beat this fucking thing. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?"
  • Aquarius: "Your objective is to fuck up bitches, bitch #1."
  • Pisces: "FAaiiISH!"
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Anonymous said: Perfect ! So~ for your first writing I could propose you this scenario : You work on bts staff and once you have dinner together in a restaurent (staff and bangtan ) you are sitting next to Yoongi and he begins to fingering under the table with everybody around you Hope it’s ok ;)

Warnings: SMUTTY, alcohol use, language

Originally posted by mn-yg

You let out a deep breath as you took your seat at the large dinner table.  The staff and all of BTS were out celebrating their success on their latest album.  Normally you wouldn’t feel so bad, you were used to being around them, for god’s sake you were even used to touching them.  You were doing at least 3 of their hair every other day. 

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Nessian sick day
  • *Nesta sitting in her room with a cold.*
  • Nesta: *sneezes* “damn I hate being sick”
  • *from the hall* “DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY SICK?”
  • *Cassian runs into the room with a blanket and thermos of chicken noodle soup*
  • Cassian: “I have soup, peppermint tea, cough drops, vitamin c tablets, and medicine.”
  • Nesta: “what? How did you get in here?-”
  • Cassian: “You have no security now hush and eat your chicken and stars”
  • Nesta: “YOU GOT ME CHICKEN AND STARS? I LOVE THOSE”
EXO Reacts ~ Their Girlfriend Walking Into a Glass Door

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Xiumin (Minseok)

*Quietly holds in giggles while he asks if you’re okay*

Originally posted by minniedeer

Suho (Junmyeon)

*Mom activated* “Oh my God are you okay?! Come here I need to see if you have any boo boos!”

Originally posted by tinyjunmyeon

Lay (Yixing)

*Gif*

Originally posted by luedeer

Baekhyun

*Bursts into laughs* “Ah jagi how did you not see that?! It’s right in front of you!”

Originally posted by myheartforgomez

Chen (Jongdae)

This little shit man will make fun of you the rest of the day. “Do you want to borrow my glasses? I don’t want you bumping into glass anymore.”

Originally posted by n0thing1shere

Chanyeol 

“Okay you’re like a foot smaller than me how did you not see that?”

Originally posted by sehunsyixing

D.O (Kyungsoo)

*Can’t comprehend how it all happened*

Originally posted by exoplathot

Kai (Jongin)

*From the couch eating chicken* “Is your forehead okay? That looked like it hurt.”

Originally posted by fykai

Sehun

*Rolling around on the floor shouting and pointing out how stupid you just looked*

Originally posted by sehurn

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miewsii  asked:

The hc about Subaru with a pregnant s/o was really cute, could maybe do it with the other s brothers, please?

Anonymous said:Headcanons for Ayato with a pregnant s/o. How he treats her, does he talk to the baby, does he touch her tummy? Etc. please?

@sasu-naru-is-the-best said:Headcons with Shu with his pregnant s/o? How would he treat her? Would he be sweet or just his usual lazy self?

Sorry, this took so long babes, I’m finally getting some juice back!

Sakamaki:

Shu -  

”Hm? Pregnant? When did that happen?… Don’t play dumb I know where babies come from.” Overall he’s pretty chill about the announcement, a little surprised at first but he calms down rather fast.
♫ He will be sure to make you take it easy, there’s no need for you to be worrying and stressing during this time.
He’s still lazy, after all, there are familiars to do his bidding, so be ready for cuddles with which he constantly has a hand on your stomach.
He can handle your cravings, even sometimes getting up to get the food you want if he doesn’t find it too troublesome, don’t expect him to run to the store tho… or fire up the oven… you’re better off asking Reiji or doing it yourself.
The least likely to hover over you when you are doing something though don’t be mistaken, he’s always watching.
The chillest of all, even when you go to have the baby there is so much chill… inwardly there is no chill.

Reiji -

♠ Inwardly nervous about you and the newly found baby but doesn’t show it, happy all the same tho.
He makes sure to give you your space while pregnant, especially when your mood swings like a ticking pendulum, and will only touch you as much as you allow.
Loves to touch the tummy tho and will at night while you two are settling down for bed, your irritable moods be damned.
Tries to steer you away from unhealthy foods while you are craving and tries to give you healthier alternatives… No, Reiji, that salad is not better than that pizza and dammit get me a banana to go with it.
Makes sure you are careful with everything you do. Getting into the bath? Be sure not to fall. Going down the stairs? You better hold on to that railing. Chopping veggies or fruit? You better make sure that knife doesn’t- better yet hand that him.
Nothing really changes housework wise, he just picks up the slack which isn’t that much, to begin with. But that also means more time to yourself and more time to plan the nursery… with Reiji’s approval of decor as well.

Ayato -

Of course, he’s overjoyed, his kids are going to be the best after all!*He’s touching the tum tum and even talking to it as soon as you tell him, he doesn’t care once you get on into the pregnancy and the irritability starts he’ll touch your tummy as much as he wants.
Ayato cuddles? Yes, please! He has taken to relaxing with you more than usual and like to kiss your tummy, draw circles on it, and whisper sweet things to you during your serene moment.
That doesn’t mean he sits still often tho, instead of forcing you to play basketball or do other physical things he makes you watch him… let the praise go to his, it slows down when the babies come.
Cannot fathom how odd your cravings are… Pancake how can you eat that? You just put hot sauce on your waffles! Help him.
Pumps himself up all during the pregnancy, he’s the best dad after all, until it comes time to give birth then it dawns on him that he is, in fact, not ready… but he’s the best dad after the fear is gone.

Kanato -

Eew babies are gross… but he can deal.
Won’t really touch your stomach as much as you’d think he would, he’s more interested when it grows tho… He may also talk to it, but that’s only during sleepless nights without you listening.
Kind of peeved that you won’t be able to fit into the dresses he makes for you when you get further along, but can easily be convinced to start on the baby’s wardrobe.
Likes to push your limits and quite frankly is not getting into the parenting mindset at all. He’d rather watch you trip and stumble to see how much the baby can take…
Does not understand your cravings, why would you put chocolate sauce on pepperoni pizza? Please stop eating bananas with your chicken alfredo…
Rather fascinated with the growing fetus inside of you, but at the same time would rather not deal with it or you in this state.

Laito -

Oh… a baby? He disappears for a week there, meandering and doing what Laito does before coming home and facing up and taking responsibility.
Actually, doesn’t want to touch your tummy as you thought he would, he’s much more comfortable watching the baby move around on its own.
Pregnancy sex? He’s down, especially when the hormones kick in, but he’s also perfectly content with laying beside you and doing crosswords while you ponder all the baby stuff.
He picks up some of your slack when you’re tired but only when you are absolutely irritable and nagging at him. He takes the complaints with a smile and does it, he understands that by the way your stomach is stretched and how the baby keeps you up at night you’ve got to be exhausted.
Your cravings never cease to amaze him. “Little Bitch why are dipping grape bubble gum into your tea? Would you rather me go and get you something… better?… … Oh, pizza and apple slices… I can do that!”
Overall pretty chill after the initial shock wears off

Where Soul Meets Body- 5

Summary: Soulmate AU. Some people went their entire lives without ever meeting their soulmates. You were one of the lucky ones, to have found and fallen in love with the owner of the initials tattooed on your hip. When your soulmate’s best friend struggles to deal with a tragedy in his own life, you discover that you might not have been as lucky as you thought.

Steve Rogers x Reader; Bucky Barnes x Reader (Not MMF)

Warnings: (Series, not specifically this chapter: bad language, unprotected sex, drinking/alcoholism, drug use, violence, references to death, mutilation and trauma, maybe more.)

Words: 1481

Author’s Note: Holy crap guys it’s been a while for this one. I don’t actually know if anyone is still reading (HA) But I’ll go ahead and keep updating as I can. I’ve written another part to be posted soon, hopefully my brain will cooperate and let me finish this damn story. ALSO ITS BUCKY’S BIRTHDAY SO HERE HAVE THIS.
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Master   Part 4

Originally posted by esgaroths

Winter in New York was not always beautiful. The snow began to melt into slush, turning the streets black and slick, and the closer it got to Christmas, the worse it got. The streets glazed over with ice, and you and Bucky had started taking your coffee dates in the warmth of your own kitchen. Steve had taken to going to the gym rather than freeze or risk slipping on ice and breaking something, and this particular morning was no exception.

Bucky groaned as you grasped his hand, yanking him forward and toward yet another store. He should have known better, the second you asked him to come shopping, that he would be reduced to little more than your bag carrier. His arms were weighed down with the things you’d gotten for Steve- and for him, although he was terribly oblivious to the fact.

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so you took the bad thing and you gave it a name.
fed it. left a bowl of milk out for it
on the doorstep like you’d leave
one for the gods. somebody did something
to you and the bad thing got inside
of you and you - you let it eat
leftover chicken from your fingers,
lick peanut butter from the back
of a spoon. called it sweetheart
until it came close. sat still and quiet
until it got used to you like a wild thing
gets used to a freeway. spoke to it
in soft voices until it knew its own name.
inch by inch. you got the bad thing in you
to let you touch it, run a hand
down its spine and make it
arch up against your palm like a hungry
cat. a soft and rawboned hurt.
you know it won’t ever go away now?
but you gave it a name and now
it’s yours. it belongs to you.
—  s.s.“tame”
shameless self-indulgence

the title says it all. rated g. abo. omega!tony, transalpha!loki.



Loki’s palms are sweating.

No matter how many times he licked his lips with his dry tongue, they remained cracked and shaky. He kept telling himself that there was no need to be nervous – either Tony would accept him, or he wouldn’t. Loki had everything planned out from start to finish, with backup plans A-Z and 1 to 100 – if he frowns when I say that, I’ll say this and if he doesn’t buy this, I’ll do that – on and on, scenarios ranging from Tony walking out to Tony screaming and dumping him to Tony putting up with ‘it’ until he just couldn’t take the disappointment anymore.

(None of the countless scenarios Loki has run end in anything truly happy.)

Loki grips the bathroom counter, his own, terrified reflection staring back with wide eyes. You can do this, he tells himself. Or lies to himself.

Through his harsh and uneven breaths, Loki can hear Tony puttering around in his living room. For all that Tony likes to obnoxiously tease about how 'uncivilized’ the '99%’ were, he spends more time crashing on Loki’s couch and watching Netflix than hanging around his empty, echoing penthouse.

“Loki?” Tony calls. “Are you okay?”

On the plastic counter, Loki’s box of Alpha hormones sits in the open, taunting him. He has the urge to shove it back into the cabinet below where it belongs; hide it, keep it safe. Instead, Loki picks it up. The box is sterile, white.

“Loki?” A rap on the door startles a yelp from Loki. Of course, Tony’s sharp ears catch it. “Hey, what’s up?” Concern laces his voice, and Loki hates it. It must be the hormones; an Omega’s distress never bothered him when he –

“I’m fine,” he answers. “Just a moment.”

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