eat-at-Ralph's

10

T h e  G r a n d   B u d a p e s t   H o t e l (dir. by Wes Anderson, 2014)

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."

  • There’s a fun question left that came to me when thinking about the record’s title, Cannibals With Cutlery. So, in case of emergency, which member of the band would you eat?
  • Ralph:(laughs) Well, I can’t say Josh ’cause he’s sitting right next to me.
  • Josh:I would probably say Ben.
  • Why him?
  • Josh:He’s quite lean and not particularly hairy.
  • Ralph:I might go for Ben as well. He’s the least likely to object. He’s sooo slow in objecting. It would be like ‘Ben, we’re gonna eat you’ and he would reply ‘Aaah.’ And we would be already cutting off his leg before he would reply ‘Guys, well, could I bring up that thing from earlier where you talked about eating me… I’m not sure about this.’
  • Josh:Haha, exactly.

((With a lot of math and photoshop, I’ve managed to figure out the heights for most of the cast- and cy-bug Ralph. The muse is a lot bigger than I gave him credit for- a whopping 46.2ft tall (I used a ratio of King Candy’s height to King Candybug’s height to come to the conclusion) so it’s a wonder he doesn’t utterly destroy everything he so much as looks at funny.

For those who can’t see it, these are their heights:
Ralph: 9ft
Vanellope: 3’6”
Felix: 5’5”
Calhoun: 7’5”
King Candy: 3’10”
Gene: 3’2”
King Candy Bug: 15’6”

For a height chart without CyRalph, just look here))