eat your girl

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

Teacher Levi educating students about sex

And he includes gay sex as well as straight sex.

“Use a condom because you’ll either get knocked up or get a disease. That and I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna spend your morning cleaning jizz out of your asshole.”

“If your gay and you’re the bottom, have asprin at the ready in the morning.”

“Tops buy your man some goddamn asprin. Be respectful damnit.”

“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE BLEEDING FROM YOUR VAGINA DOES NOT MEAN YOU WON’T GET PREGNANT BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE SHITS WE CALL SPERM WILL FIGHT HARD TO MAKE YOU A MAMA.”

“If a man says his dick is too big for condoms…you run…..you run so fucking fast.”

“Don’t swallow jizz it’s bad for you.”

“I was required to say that.”

“Truth is spitters are quitters.”

“Pedophiles exist….fair warning.”

“If someone says no to sex THEN DON’T BE A SHITDICK FUCK OFF!”

*pelvic thrust* “Don’t do what I just did”

“LUBE. Lube is important. You will regret not using it.”

“Treat your girl right, eat your girl right.”

“Get tested, because if you give someone a disease, chances are you’re getting shot.”

*explains every sex position that comes to mind*

“Vibrators can be your friend.”

“Never Netflix and chill.”

*chucks condoms at everybody*

*gets called to the office*

⬇️110lbs and in love with my ever-growing muscles

• weightlifting 4-6x week
• 12,000-20,000 steps per day
• counting macros more than calories
• doing that shit i know i need to do whether or not i want to

People really hate you for loving yourself 🤔The #bodypositive movement has been mocked by so many and I’ve felt almost embarrassed by it and never thought I’d make a post explaining my journey to self love and positivity.

Ofcourse as a fat darkskin women I’ve heard my fair share of hate and ridicule in my everday life, but never online. I’ve learned to surround myself with like minded people who understand media manipulation and marketing targeted at women to make them hate themselves for corporate greed. 💅

A few days ago I was getting dressed to go to the park with my five year old neice and she asked me “why are you so fat?” Ofcourse my first reaction was to laugh because it was hilarious! Why am I so fat!? But then she processed to say “you used to look normal and know you’re so big”.

Normal. I was never “normal”. I’ve been fat my entire life except for two years in high school when I spent half the time starving myself and the other half purging my food. It was the word normal that triggered such an intense emotion. I tried to figure out a away to explain to this little five year old girl that fat is normal. It’s my normal and it’s ok. Because in just her five years on earth she’s already been taught that it isn’t. And all of my life I have been taught that it isn’t until I switched my narrative and realized that for me it is.

Screw all the “but your health” creeps. No one gave a damn about my health when I went days without eating and had a ‘healthy" bmi. No one cares until you choose to live your life without the “rules” that have been engraved in us like stone. So yea I think my fat stomach, stretch marks and flabby arms are beautiful and you know what you can kiss if you don’t!🍑

This Friendship! 

sofiahuerta: Shout out to my right hand lil ma on her day of birth! You’re loyal, selfless, determined, hardworking, hilarious & so beautiful inside and out. I’m so lucky to have you as my best friend! Thank you for being YOU. Also, GAME DAY🤗! Let’s get that W for your bday.