eat your face

Take care of yourself.

I tell you guys this all the darn time, but it’s worth saying again.

Take care of yourself. Take care of yourself because you only get one body. Take care of yourself because you deserve it.

Exercise.

Drink water.

Eat right.

Wash your face.

Clean your room.

Plan your week.

Seriously, do all this shit. Don’t let all the little things fall by the wayside.

world's quietest let's plays starters
  • "it sounds like there's poprocks in my mouth."
  • "eat a dick, _______. eat ten dicks."
  • "you son of a bitch, i will eat your face."
  • "lady, are you flirting with me with a 'poon up your butt?"
  • "i'm pretty sure this was not part of my contract."
  • "i hate everything you stand for and everything that you are."
  • "i have two testicles."
  • "suffering is all you will get in this universe."
  • "i am murdering you because you are not quiet. you are not quiet and you need to be quieter."
  • "fuck the melon."
  • "no, don't fuck the melon."
  • "do not fuck the melon, but fuck the melon."
  • "not like this. . . . not like this."
  • "i hope you're having a wonderful morning."
  • "i'm going to be awake for a long, long time by myself."
  • "floof the hair for power."
  • "you bag of tits."
  • "i will tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself."
  • "there is no way i can fuck this up."
  • "come back here you little shit."
  • "if you could stop 'pooning my butthole--."
  • "what did i just say?"
  • "you sack of fuck."
  • "what have you done to become immune to my swords?"
  • "if you dodge this next one i will officially stop hating on you."
  • "and here you can see the face of imminent regret."
  • "thank you for returning my skateboard to me."
  • "the boogie bus betrayed me before i was even doomed."
  • "please, you don't have to do this. no, i'm sorry."
  • "you got what you deserved."
  • "the boogie bus came back for revenge."
  • "oh. goodbye, car."
  • "is this space? are we in space?"
  • "yeah, i was wrong."
  • "i'm glad to know that my level of maturity has, if anything, decreased over the years."
2

“I see a cold wind blowing through..”

how is one supposed to lead a healthy life style if they’re allergic to roughly 60% of fresh fruit and veggies, and either get sick for other reasons from the rest, don’t have money to get the sort of stuff as a snack, or it’s a rare or seasonal thing that’s not even sold in most stores anyway…. 

Movie nights with Bucky would include:

- Him telling stories about the movies back in his day

- You introducing him to your fandoms

- “How is that even possible?!”

- “They use CGI, well nevermind…”

- You resting your head on his shoulder

- Sometimes both your eyes ‘start sweating out of nowhere’

- Him being a proud puppy when he gets a reference

- You teaching him that popcorn and m&m’s are a match made in heaven

- You mouthing famous quotes and he looks at you in awe

- “He is a wizard???!!!”

- You nuzzling into his neck when there is a scary scene

- “Doll, are you okay? We can watch another one…”

- Him doing the yawn-strech-arm-grab-your-shoulder thingy

- The two of you shouting at the tv when a cliché horror movie thing is about to happen

- “Is he about to die? Yes he’s gonna die, isn’t he?”

- When a steamy scene starts he begins to blush

- Him pausing the movie to kiss you, or rather, eat your face

- Not getting to the end of the movie because… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3

Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

Get your Dan and Phil Christmas Special album

The album contains such gems like:

  • Phil - Slendy in the window:

(lyrics) “Slendy in the window looking for the children…”

  • Do you want to see a santa
  • Static madness (ft. Phil who is interrupted by Dan again):

“You see the static then you will know when he is near, 

he’s creeping up behind you, and making you lose the game…”

  • Tired of ya shit (ft. Phil):

“You better not stop, 

you better not bant, 

Santa is here and he’s tired of ya shit, 

Slendy’s gonna eat your face…”

  • That was just a snowman  (Do you want to see a santa reprise)
  • Dan trying to get punched (ft. Phil trying his best not to punch him):

“We’re walking in the air, da da da ta ta 

give us a present tonight,

I’m really really scared, 

I’m going to shit my pants, 

right now, 

suddenly

 from behind

 Santa Claus isSHUSH!

  • RIP headphone users

“He sees you when you’re creeping

 he’s always awake AAAHHH


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