eat those words

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jaspar fave things in no particular order 2/?

jaspar airport date dinner (x)

Dialogue I will never forget as long as I live
  • sonic: hey that's!
  • shadow: that blue hedgehog again of all places
  • sonic: i found you!!
  • sonic: faker!!
  • shadow: faker??
  • shadow: i think youre the fake hedgehog around here
  • shadow: youre comparing yourself to me??
  • shadow: HA
  • shadow: you're not even good enough to be my f
  • sonic: ilL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
Cool Shit about Chris Chow
  • Did gymnastics when he was in elementary and middle school, until he got too tall to be able to compete. His fave was the uneven bars. 
  • Ironically he’s now told that he’s too short to play goalie at the NHL level. Obvs he’s gonna make those assholes eat their words. 
  • 100% knows how to free run, and will jump over trash cans/Bitty/cars while screaming “PARKOUR.” 
  • He’s had braces for something like 6 years at this point, and he honestly is So Done with all that teeth pain. Also he hates flossing. 
  • He’s from San Francisco, you’re gonna have to pry this headcanon form my cold dead hands. 
  • Because that’s where he learned to drive, he is scary good at parallel parking. 
  • He really wants to take Farmer to Fisherman’s Wharf. 
  • His dream dog is a chow chow that he would OF COURSE name Lychee Chow the chow chow. 
  • When Tomas Hertl had a four goal game, Chowder was so delirious with joy that he accidentally elbowed one of his mom’s fancy ass decorative throw pillows off of the couch and into the fish tank. 
  • Legitimately does not get the hype about In-N-Out, like the food is good but it’s not life changing? 
  • Also the dude is from North Cali okay, he 100% knows how to snowboard. His mom loves Lake Tahoe.  
  • Chris is a seafood snob, he and Dex bond over this. 
  • Mickey: Hey that's...!
  • Oswald: That black mouse again, of all places...
  • Mickey: I found you!
  • Mickey: FAKER
  • Oswald: Faker?? I think you're the fake toon around here. You're comparing yourself to me!?
  • Oswald: hA H
  • Oswald: You're not even good enough to be my fa-
  • Mickey: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
  • Lisanna: [loses natsu in a crowd] this calls for desperate measures.
  • Lisanna: [using hands as megaphone] LISANNA SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED DEAD.
  • Natsu: [appears from crowd yelling] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY, I WILL FIGHT.
  • Elfman: [smashes through the walls] I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS. THOSE WORDS ARE NOT MAN!
  • Mirajane: [demon soul] I WILL INFLICT AN ETERNITY OF PAIN.
  • Lucy: [slams guild hall doors open] WHO THE FUCK INSULTED LISANNA, WHO THE FUCK.
  • Gildarts: [dashes the fuck in] I HEARD SOMEONE WANTED LISANNA DEAD AND I CAME BACK AS FAST AS I CAN JUST TO WHOOP YOUR ASS.
  • Happy: [is with Natsu] WHICH OF YOU BITCHES JUST MOTHERFUCKING SAID THAT I WILL KILL.
  • Juvia: [yelling from within the crowd] JUVIA IS GOING TO MURDER WHOEVER SAID THAT.
  • GUILD: [LOTS OF YELLING AND ANGER]
  • Lisanna: Oh- oh, [blushing happy like the cute dork she is] f-found him.
I wish I could find a way to articulate my pain besides this. I tell my friends ‘I’m struggling again’ or 'It’s hard for me to eat.’ And while those words are true, they are not the truth. The truth is that there is a pain, an emptiness that sits in my chest and gnaws at my soul. The truth is that most days I feel like I can’t breathe and I can’t seem to find the reason why. The truth is that I’m so desperately lonely and I long only to bare my soul to someone; to cry with desperation and let my pain hang freely in the space between us so I don’t have to swallow it alone anymore. The truth is that I know no other way to deal with the pain besides this.
—  journal, ¾/15

Louis: tells Daniel his story which is then promptly published as Interview with the Vampire

Lestat, rising from the grave with his own novel: bitch u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 bitch1⃣0⃣0⃣💯

  • Skuntank: How you livin’, chicken boy?!
  • Partner: First of all, that insult could have used a little work. Second of all, the pain and humiliation I feel daily are immense. For someone like you to cut someone like me deeper, well, heh, you must have problems yourself, buddy. So I feel bad for you and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT THOSE GODDAMN WORDS!