eat this prize

shit (and wise words) changmin says

changmin: summer has come…. wear bikinis, ladies!


changmin: to fans, i don’t want them to see me as an absolute existence, don’t want them to have their entire life revolving around me, spending money on me or doing things for me. if it’s too extreme, even if it’s not to support me, i hope you all can treasure your own lives. from there, you can sometimes look at my activities, treat my existence as vitamins, if you can do this for me, i will really be very happy.


changmin: i don’t have a particularly intimate relationship with fans
mc: is there anything you want to say to them?
changmin: please find a boyfriend.


changmin: i do not sugar-coat my words, and i refuse to be the influence of these children. i do not have the power to be responsible for them. the “me” that you see is a result of packaging. 


ufo: darling, what are you doing?
changmin: we don’t have a member named ‘darling’.


changmin: i try crazily not to think about sex, but it seems like i just can’t do it

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Young Justice at the State Fair

Thank you to @speedypan for helping me find inspiration today and helping with the ideas.
Based off Season 1 cast

- It was Kaldur’s idea. It was much needed team bonding after a long mission.
- Wally goes for all the food. So many options.
- Roy getting a giant chili dog.
- M'gann gets Connor to share cotton candy with her.
- I don’t know which was worse Zatana’s commets while they watched a magician or Dick playing the games.
- Like this boy grew up in a circus, so of course he knows how to win the basic games.
- He won everyone a prize.
- Artemis won a giant teddy bear from a target game.
- Wally said it was cheating.
- It’s not cheating if you have the skills.
- Roy goes and wins the same game to prove it.
- Kaldur’ played the water gun game against Wally, Roy, and Dick. He was so tempted to cheat using his power.
- Roy claims he cheated anyways
- M'gann was intrigued with all the live stock.
- Connor wishing he brought wolf.
- Zatana volunteered to be the magician assistant during the human saw portion.
- Vote for best food? Where can Wally sign up.
- Them all sitting on the curb eating ice cream with their prizes near them. Just having an afternoon being kids.

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I have done watching this Kosuke Asuma and Yuya Hirata from Kosuke Calender released event. I watched this two times already and thanks to @yumewomikatta that i can finally understand some part of the talks. Here are some of the fun talks that i would like to share:

1. Yuya said that Kosuke was so nervous but so excited before the event haha.

2. Kosuke said that recently he has been hanging out with Ino Hiroki (Haikyuu Sugawara cast stage actor) a lot and Yuya was like “eeh in what part from that fact which you can brag about it?”

3. Kosuke doesnt really like eating vegetables haha.

4. There is a challange where Kousuke had to make a drink with cheesecake flavor but the rule is Kousuke must not see the recipe at all. He just skimmed it and tried his best to remember. When he’s done making it, he shared the drink with yuya and two girls from audience. Kosuke said that the taste should be good lol. Yuya tasted the drink and made a face, he thought the taste was too sweet and he didnt seem to like it at all. But in the end, Yuya said it was okay and good but when Kosuke told him, “okay then, I’ll make you the drink next time”, Yuya immediately said “Please no, thank you very much” and Kosuke went “eeehh???” It was very funny.

6. When Kosuke was making a drink, Kosuke said his blood type is A, and Yuya went “who did ask you about your blood type?” Lmao

7. Yuya said that his current job as MC in zip TV needs him to wake up at 2 am almost everyday and Kosuke went “eeh you can wake that early?” And yuya replied, “of course, it’s a job after all” and yuya mentioned that Kosuke never watched his program in zip tv and kosuke defended by saying “it was too early in the morning I cant wake up” lol what a sleeping beauty 😂

6. Kosuke confessed that he is a good at cooking lol (then why did you fail making that cheesecake drink?)

8. Actually the event should have been ended after Kosuke has done making the drink but it was too fast so the EO said that kosuke and Yuya should start the event over again and just talk whatever they want lol

9. They went talking about their old days when they were still in haikyuu project together (when Yuya played as Iwachan). Yuya’s first impression on kosuke was that kosuke looks like a cold person but after talking to him, kosuke is a heartwarming person.

10. Kousuke said they used to walk home together after practice, passed by the game center and played ufo catch (or something like that), went to photobox and shot some pictures and took the same train and went for eating, Yuya seemed forgetting about eating part though lol. (ISTG arent they just iwaoi??)

11. Yuya said Kosuke came to his birthday event last year and gave him blue and orange trousers as a gift.

12. Yuya said that even after Kosuke got a lot of jobs and gains more popularity nowadays, that doesnt change his personality. He said sometimes there are people who change and become more mature when getting a lot of jobs but Kosuke is still being himself, a cheerful and excited kid and he likes that part. Kosuke responded it happily and said he will work harder in the future.

13. Kosuke knows that Yuya loves baseball so much and he showed Yuya and Audience a video of him playing around as a pitcher in his film set of his newest movie that will release soon. Yuya wants to watch the movie so much.

14. They talked about Yuya’s appearance in stage live action, Poisedon and Cheer Danshi. Yuya played as a pervert guy in Poisedon but took a nerd character in Cheer Danshi. Yuya told about his experience played in cheer danshi that he has to do acrobatic moves and jumped on trampoline. Kosuke wanted to watch it so bad but he couldnt make it so Yuya told him to buy the DVD released this May.

15. There was a voting and the result is by hearing the audience respond. They were asked if they like the event and if it has been fun so far and the audience applaused. When they were asked if the event felt lacking and so so, they didnt applause. The next question is if they agree that yuya should make his own channel, they applaused so loud that Kosuke felt like he had been betrayed by his own fans. Haha. The respond he got from the internet also suggested that Yuya should make his own channel and Kosuke laughed because it seemed like Yuya took the attention more lol.

16. Kosuke wanted to eat yakiniku but he had to earn at least 30 stars to make it happen, the audience seemed to like trolling and teasing Kosuke by not giving him any vote at all lol so the last hope was from Yuya’s vote. Yuya said he wont make it easy for Kosuke but in the end Yuya gave him a vote so he earned the stars and finally be able to eat yakiniku as the prize. Then Kosuke asked Yuya to eat Yakiniku with him and Yuya agreed. Kosuke was so excited that he wanted to eat it with yuya after the event but yuya went like “whatt? Now? After this?” haha Kosuke grinned and said “if it’s not today then maybe next time is alright”.

17. In the end of the event, Kosuke suggested that next time it’s Yuya’s turn to invite him as a guest in yuya’s event. Yuya just laughed.

They are just soo cute together that I cant help but giggled watching their interaction. Yuya seemed natural and talked a lot while Kousuke is like a cute awkward kid. But he looked so comfortable around Yuya. I hope I can see more of them together in the future.

ps. Dont ask me to link the video. I dont have a right to spread it around so I hope you understand. Thank you so much.

i love that fiddleford is just hanging around the mystery shack all the time. like in little dipper how he just leaps in out of nowhere to “claim” (eat) the prize like he was just hiding out there. its kinda sweet; like its a sort of safe space for him even if he doesnt totally remember why. how did he even get into the party in double dipper. he probably knows like a secret entrance or came in through the vents or something. hes so weird i fucking love him

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ATTENTION ‼️‼️‼️ June 2nd in Pennsauken, NJ from 6pm-9pm I will be throwing a show of my own. Featuring pieces that felt the story of what I’ve been through and how I get through this journey called life. Come by listen to music, eat, enter a prize raffle, buy art, meet the artist ! Any questions feel free to DM or Email me.

Stan stood on the back porch and watched as the rackety old spaceship blipped out of existence. He couldn’t help but grin at the flash of light; Ford had the biggest bitch fit when he found out about Rick and him. Stan had mentioned the possibility that Ford was jealous and his twin hadn’t spoken to him for a week.

Worth it.

He sat down hard in the swinging porch chair Soos and Henry had installed last year. He wasn’t getting any younger and neither was Rick but… well. The sex was still amazing.

The door opened and Henry stepped out, a beer for Stan in one hand and a glass of milk for himself in the other. Silently, Henry handed Stan his beer, and sat down next to him in the chair.

They sat in silence for a few minutes. There was something obviously on Henry’s mind; before.. before the twins he wouldn’t have even noticed, let alone waited for another person to spill their guts and get all touchy-feely on him. But a lot of things had changed since the Transcendence, and Stan was one of them.

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His senses were rushing. He knelt on his his knees with bound wrists, as far as they could reach behind a wall of fleshy back. Under covered eyes, the big Bear’s excitement was equally met with some form of sensual adrenaline. Almost a fear. Also a hunger.

The Christmas cap was lifted from his head, brushing the hair around his ears, and a lowlight room was revealed to him. Lit in a golden glow, his eyes adjusted. Then slowly widened. Decadent was the perfect word. He was surrounded by the sweetest of feasts, cakes of all kinds, puddings with fruit and without, cookies, chocolates, cupcakes, cartons of milk, eggnog, and sugary cream. The Bear’s heartbeat pounded faster and faster after eyeing each delicacy. The warmth of the room bled little beads of sweat on his white fur, stretched and rolling over mounds of the holiday pounds that had been packed on… But his stomach ached and yearned. It was about to moan, when a yellow cat interrupted…

“Merry Christmas, Snow Bear.” The Cat chimed with a sing-song, velvet voice. Sauntering around the wide bear, and brushing a paw through his hair.

“Y-you really went all out this year, h-huh?” He couldn’t keep composure, bound on the floor in a pair of tight, green, festive shorts, surrounded by stacks of sugary junk, voracious in more ways than one… but he could at least try.

“Oh this? This isn’t the real gift!” The Cat chuckled, in a saucy and darkened tone like a glass of warm amaretto.
“Look down, fatso…”

Outside his peripheral vision, on the apex of his gut (God, he had really gotten fat!), was a shiny green bow. Wrapping it’s arms around the wide love-handles of the bear was a green ribbon, or so he assumed. Bear was almost confused.

“The real gift, to you… and to myself,” The Cat said haughtily, “is a new, bigger Bear. A beautiful fat gut. Serious Christmas fat!… But here’s the catch…”

A catch? Thought the Bear. The cat enjoyed games too much. But it wasn’t always a bad thing.

“I’m not going to unwrap you. And you aren’t going to unwrap you… Your belly will unwrap itself.”

Uh oh.

The Cat’s paw on Bear’s head tightened around a puffy skull and matted hair. The hand strongly, guided the vehicle of the Bear’s blue eyes around the room again.

“All this? Is going into you. Every treat. Every snack. And everything that will soak a pound into that glob of a stomach you have… You see, I want my gift as soon as I can, and I’ll do what it takes to open in. Whether you like it or not.”

Bear finally thought to something to say, “B-… But isn’t this a little much?”

His monstrous, white, blubber belly groaned, ruining the facade.

“At this point it’s two against one, fatboy. But… Don’t you want some nice sweet goodies?” Cat leaned in…

“Deep down… isn’t this the perfect gift? All the food you could possibly stomach? A body so utterly drenched in lard?”

“… No limits?” Cat whispered into a furry ear.

Bear’s wide eyes had not a moment to ease from the surprise, the arousal, the hunger pangs, the heat of the room, the situation he was in… but for moment, they released from shock into a sleepy, glossy doughnut gaze.

“Yes… Bear is hungry…” He smiled and drooled stupidly.

Cat’s devilish smile, stretched from ear to ear, bore gleaming fangs as if they were dead set on eating this fattened Christmas prize.

“Good! It’s gonna be a long Christmas… But you won’t be going anywhere. Oh, I forgot to mention!-” Cat grabbed a platter of Christmas caked, baked by hand some recent morning ago.

“That ribbon around you? It’s not that weak wrapping paper shit… You may not be able to feel it, but it’s elastic.”

Bear put the pieces together. His eyes widened slowly as the reality of it all dawned on him. He really wasn’t going to leave. He really was going to get huge. It was only a short while ago he had taken his last heavy, waddling, jiggling steps into the room. But boy… what a way to go.

Bear smiled.

Cat, cake in one paw, let his other pinch Bear’s glistening nipple, stretched wide on a pillowy breast.

“… Eat up. There’s plenty more on the way.”
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So… I go from cute watercolor cards to gainer smut for my Christmas art… Oh how furrydom has claimed me.

EXO reaction to their girlfriend eating a lot but can still have a good figure

Technically it’s called having a high metabolism because I have it xD I can eat sooo much but I never gain any weight! A lot of my friends envy me for it. 

Warning: Even though this is like the sweetest reaction ever, it can still be triggering to some people! So, just a heads up!

사랑해 <3 ~ Chas

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Amazed at the fact that you can eat so much but manage a good figure* “How do you do it jagi?

You: “Magic”

Yeol: “Really?!”

You: *Smacks him on the arm*

Kris:

*Just two words from Yifan*

Fan: “My Style.” *Smirking your way while nodding his head*

You: “Ughhh. You smug asf.”

Fan: “Because I have a stylish girlfriend.”

You: “It’s just a metabolism.”

Sehun:

*Lot’s of Bubble Tea dates. Lot’s of eating out dates. Lot’s of going to the dorm and eat Kyungsoo and Chanyeol’s cooking dates.* (What kind of dates are these honestly? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind xD)

Tao:

Tao: “What can make you gain weight then?”

You: “If I eat more than I can chew.”

Tao: “So, like, you can eat, anything?”

You: “Yes Tao.”

Tao: “Okay. So, like, you can eat…anything?”

You: *Rolls eyes*

Kai:

Nini: “So, we can eat all the chicken we want now? I don’t mind that honestly.”

You: “Are you craving chicken right now?”

Nini: “Maybe…”

You: “Let’s order two. I’m starving.”

*Likes the fact that you can eat the same amount as him without you worrying about your weight*

Xiumin:

*Doesn’t mind it. That means he can eat all the things he wants with you and can enjoy eating with you without you complaining about weight gain or ruining your figure like some girls tend to do.* (You guys shouldn’t worry about your figure! YOU’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU!)

Baekhyun:

Baek: “Tell me your secrets babe.”

You: “It’s genetic! I get my high metabolism from my mother.”

Baek: “LIES!”

You: *Sighs deeply*

Luhan:

Han: “I’m pretty sure that I officially have the perfect girlfriend.”

You: “That’s literally the sweetest thing you have said.”

Han: “Still need to watch what you eat darling. What if your metabolism slows down?”

You: “It was too good to be true.”

Chen:

Dae: “So that means that you can eat anything you want and not gain any weight?”

You: “Yes. Where are you getting at?”

Dae: “So, that means you can go to eating contests and win those prizes that are down town right?”

You: *Sighs deeply* “I knew it.”

Kyungsoo:

*Cooks you all kinds of food*

You: “If you keep cooking me all this food, I’m gonna get fat.”

Soo: “No you won’t. You have high metabolism right? So, you won’t get fat baby.”

You: *Swoons over your sweet boyfriend. Can never win with him and you’re okay with that honestly*

Lay:

*Always cooking for you and makes sure you eat everything on your plate. Makes sure you’re eating healthy though because he doesn’t want you to get sick easily. VERY CARING BOYFRIEND MATERIAL*

Xing: “Make sure you’re eating right okay?”

You: “Yeah I know Xing.”

Xing: “Be sure-”

You: “I know Xing. You have to practice now.”

Xing: “I love you.”

Suho:

Myeon: “I have the best girlfriend ever. That means I can take you out to eat all the time and we can go on picnics and go to fancy restaurants on your birthday and our anniversaries…”

You: “Calm down babe!”

Myeon: “I have so many plans for us.”

You: “I should have never told you about my metabolism.” 

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