eat real things


He gotta give him that air you know

“yuuri you ruined the diet i assigned you;;;”

a few days ago, @coffee496 came over and we made katsudon *Q* the first plate tasted delicious but the second plate was nasty because sOMEBODY kept telling me to add more soy sauce

annawrites  asked:

i've enjoyed your prompt fills so much, thank you for sharing them!! if you feel like it: chef!andrew trying (and failing) to woo picky eater neil with fancy food? :)

The thing about growing up on the run is that you never really develop a palate.

You eat what’s there to be eaten, whatever you manage to stuff in your pockets while your mother distracts the cashier trying to haggle for cigarettes, as if it’s anywhere near possible to haggle in a 7/11.

You eat school lunches, bland chicken nuggets and congealed mac and cheese and unseasoned carrots with those little close to expired fruit cups with the peaches and cherries and simple syrup.

You drink gas station coffee—maybe it stunts your growth, but you drink it anyway—and fill old plastic water bottles from drinking fountains or public restroom sinks.

At least, that’s what Neil tries to explain to Matt one day, when Matt invites Neil to his favorite restaurant in his hometown. It just so happens that Matt’s hometown is New York City, and the chef at this place has a Michelin star, but Neil isn’t on the run anymore and his paycheck is hefty enough that he can afford it.

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Come on Dean, we know you love it

At midnight in the area near the Geology office where the lights never turn on correctly you will find her sitting patiently her ‘hair’ dripping and pooling on the floor. Her silver hair is not quite silver, most people theories that is actual quicksilver. It would not be surprising, they call her the Crystal Maiden for a reason. Her eyes are like polished Labradorite there is no pupil or white to them. Her lips are polished rose quarts and the hollow of her back is like a geode of amethyst not flowing or rotting wood. She has three horns of crystal that spike out of her head like parts of a crown though these colours change depending on variables that no one has been able to fully decipher.

Sweet words and music will not get you far with her. If you want her favour bring her beautiful crystals tumbled or raw. They say that she helps the Geology professor in exchange for his famous rock candy too. It is hard to tell if that is what she is actually eating some of the time since she has been known to eat raw crystals as well. Green fluorite crystals seems to be her favourite when it comes to these earthy snacks.

No one has ever reported being Taken by her and she is one of the most peaceful of the gentry on campus as long as you do not anger her. A feat that is hard to accomplish. She uses no glamour and allows people to see her directly.

She never speaks and people say that it is because her tongue, like so much of her, is made of crystal. Even her hoof like feet are like raw hematite. You can tell if you have won her favour or not based on her tails and crystal crown. If she wraps her long forked tail around your body that is a clear indication that you have won her favour. This can be dangerous as her tails tips are tipped with a quicksilver that changes rapidly from liquid to solid easily. Her tails also weave through three different hallways they are so long and you have to be careful not to step on them. She has been known to forgive those who do by accident. Her crown will always be blue in colour if she is fond of someone and red if she is angry.

No one knows what to make of the soft pink and purple tones her crown turns whenever the geology professor is nearby but everyone knows that if you are kind to one of them then they will both be kind to you.

There are three ways to make her angry

  1. Trying to touch her or any of her crystals without consent.
  2. Bringing iron or salt near her at all.
  3. Speaking of anything related to her and the professors relationship. She hates gossip.

Keep in mind that she tends to poison those who make her angry and won’t even bother to Take you to do so.


Something else,

does Tumblr still know what’s reality and what’s fiction? Because it’s so common that fictional characters are being treated like actual people, and that’s where I’m starting to see a problem.

These characters aren’t real, Tumblr. No matter what or who you want them to represent. They’re not real. The stories you like aren’t real. A character can be anything and nothing.

It’s not real, okay?

Imagine Dino getting really excited about something and immediately telling the other members about it.

BONUS: Whenever Dino tells them about the thing he’s excited about, the older members always have a smile on their face because they find the younger boy very adorable.

anonymous asked:

What's it like living with a roommate (and not a relative)?

I fucking love it. 

I swear, I go crazy at my parents house because I have to watch myself (they don’t know I’m bi plus swearing) 

when I’m at my apartment its just me and my roommate chilling together all the time. there are some downsides like getting groceries, paying bills, making sure you actually eat, and other real adult things. but its nice. 

I know of some other people who have had bad situations living with a roommate or two but me and my roommate are like best friends so its chill. 


if youre actually lowkey excited for the zim revival clap your hands
if youre actually lowkey excited for the zim revival clap your hands
if youre actually still a relatively big fan of jhonen and rikki simmons was a huge influence on the way you color and line stuff 
if you’re still kind of lowkey zim trash like me clap yr hands

I am not watch the crit role slaughter tonight b/c im writin WMT but I am checking in with CR Stats every so often and it’s nice to know that Percy will be perpetually S.O.L in the Battle Royales