Okay, real talk, I was gonna be that asshole that drew Tom eating a pineapple, because technically that would be cannibalsim for him, but then I spent like 3 hours, trying to figure out when the hell you started following me.
answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers who you’d like to get to know better
name: elise nickname: never had one lol hmu if you want to give me one tho zodiac: sagittarius
Height: like 5'5"/5'6" orientation: straight unless your name is kathryn gallagher nationality: swedish favorite fruit: i would literally rather die than never eat pineapples again so,, that favorite season: fall because the weather kinda sucks favorite flower: i like daisies! favorite scent: r a i n favorite color: dark gray favorite animal: owls! cats! coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hot chocolate bc i’m a baby average hours of sleep: let’s just say that six hours is considered a good night of sleep favorite fictional character: all time? my girl annabeth chase. right now? my girl trina. number of blankets you sleep with: one! two of it’s like really cold dream trip: am i lame if i say new york? because new york. blog created: i’ve had this blog for a couple of
months i think but i’ve been on here on a variety of blogs since 2012
i’m tagging: (you obviously don’t have to do it unless you want to<3) (also this is more than 20 people i went overboard okay????) (also if you want to do this but you haven’t been tagged you have now. i’m tagging everyone)
Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful
Wow, now I can stream watch videos + live chat with my friends on my phone anywhere I’m - like these hungry happy cat friends, watching cake tutorials together at their own homes. Thanks Tumblr!! 💕
Meet Cabana, the new app from Tumblr. Take your usual spot with you anywhere. Chat. Watch videos. Hang out. Learn to frost delicious rainbow cakes with your friends wherever you are. Hang out, watch stuff here!! 🎂🍰😋🐱
6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub
Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏
30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it
🍍🍍🍍this is without question the best pineapple I have ever eaten! So so sweet and juicy and fresh out the refrigerator 🤤🤤😍
When I was a kid my dad would always bring home random “exotic” (how things have changed haha) fruit for us to share as a treat on weekends like melon, ugly fruit and pine apple. To this day I still think of them as fancy and feel fancy AF when I eat them haha. Perfect on a hot sunny day 😍☺️☀️🌴
Jimin: sleeping with socks on Tae: that little triangle on the windshield that the wipers don’t reach Hoseok: middle school Yoongi: having 20 plastic water bottles in your room Jungkook: eating pineapple on pizza Namjoon: crocs Jin: cinnamon flavored gum
Quick fact. Ready?
Eating walnuts, pineapples, tomatoes, and bananas can all help to increase one’s mood. How? By increasing the amount of serotonin produced in the brain, which is our all-too-important feel good hormone!
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* MORE HEADCANONS. srs tho yours have got to be my fav i'm a slut for meme voltron shit.
happy season 2 my dudes!!
pidge swore off nature forever after getting a mosquito bite on a family camping trip
lance: “hunk is objectively perfect in every way” pidge: “false” lance: “explain” pidge: “he eats pineapple on his pizza”
lance, through clenched teeth and with visible effort: “hunk is… objectively perfect…… in……… every…………… way……………………..”
lance is a dedicated stan which is good because sometimes hunk tests his loyalty
real talk, all of them believed in aliens before the whole voltron thing. they’re space nerds who went to space nerd school and i know for a fact that it’s almost impossible to take an astronomy class w/o walking out convinced that They’re Out There
coran: *goofy space uncle with sick mustache* also coran: *lowkey the most likely in the castle of lions to have killed a guy*
when alteans are young their shapeshifting is really hard to control
so: 10 foot tall purple-haired green-skinned toddler allura
shiro’s in a weird mental place where he’s constantly stressed but also so used to things going wrong that when something does he’s like “well I suppose that’s a thing that’s happening”
has anyone else noticed that keith’s knife is like strapped over his butt
[galra soldiers corner the paladins] “alright i’m warning you, if you guys don’t back off right now my man keith here is gonna pull out his ass knife”