Aries: When they’re in a bad mood there’s no point even trying to talk to them. But when they are in a good mood holy crap they are so fun, like you could literally end up on an adventure to middle earth (or just somewhere local). Always eating?? WHERE DO THEY PUT ALL THAT FOOD?! You’re full of bad jokes that are dad worthy and somehow manage to get by in life with minimal effort????
Taurus: You guys annoy me so much but maaan I love you still. You guys are always so damn hyperactive, like seriously… WHERE DO YOU GET THE ENERGY FROM?? It takes so much energy to be around you but it’s with it because you’re fabulous. You’re also super stubborn and defend your friends to the death. I like that about y’all.
Gemini: You’re all genuinely so sweet. At first you’re all shy but when you finally open up, my oh my it’s so difficult to get you to shut up. Some of the nicest people I’ve met, you care so much about everyone else and will go out of your way to help someone and that is hella rad.
Cancer: You guys are so fucking moody and clingy. I love you all but pls get a grip. Incredibly defensive and doesn’t like to be wrong, will literally go out of their way to prove themselves right. Doesn’t deal too well with criticism but quickly dishes it out? Prepared for any situation due to thinking of every possible outcome. Somewhat spontaneous.
Leo: You are summer. Everything about you reminds me of it. Your laugh is infectious, I could be crying and you could make me laugh in seconds. Literally everybody is your friend. You can be so difficult to speak to at times, you either reveal nothing or everything. There is no inbetween??
Virgo: You are so fab. Often jump to the worst conclusion and feel ignored which sucks but I love you all anyway. Quite clingy and need attention like all the time like a little puppy but are also hilarious and sometimes adorable. Girls your fashion sense is on point (as are your eyebrows). You’re all so smart but sometimes you sound the opposite (I’m sorry) when you first start talking, which is why it’s great when you get into a conversation on a topic you’re passionate about because boy oh boy you’re a smarty pants.
Libra: How is it possible for you to be so loud but quiet at the same time?? Shy at first but once you get to know them they will become your best friend, you have no choice in the matter! You’re like a lil timid mouse with the mane of a lion sprinkled in glitter!!
Scorpio: Let’s just say you’re very passionate about what you like and are not afraid to force your opinions on others. Say a lot of disagreeable things, but you’re also super sweet. Like you genuinely care about your friends even though you don’t often show it. Those moments where you’re actually vulnerable and let us all in are the best!
Sagittarius: YOU ARE A STAR. YOU ARE QUEEN B. YOU ARE SO FABULOUS IT’S UNBELIEVABLE. Very smart but is put down all the time so doesn’t believe in oneself. You are glorious and get me through the day. If it wasn’t for you my life would be so dull. EVERYONE’S life would be so dull.
Capricorn: As Katy Perry once sang “You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no” It’s so difficult to tell what you’re thinking. Just when I think I’ve got you down, you say or do something and I’m back to being confused. DO NOT BETRAY THEM OR A FRIEND OF THEIRS IN ANYWAY BECAUSE IT WILL BE YOUR DEATH. They either care a lot about you or not at all, there is no in-between. They are scary when angry and often have a bitchy resting face but are genuinely so nice when you’re a close friend of theirs. Not afraid to let their opinion be known about trivial things but when it comes to things that actually matter, good luck because they will reveal nothing. Also very flirty.
Aquarius: You are hilarious. Though once you do or say something funny you refuse to let anyone forget. I’m still hearing about something I laughed at months ago… You have fab hair. Like literally all of you have fab hair (WHAT IS YOUR SECRET???). You care so much for your friends and are always there to help even if we haven’t spoken in ageees which is so nice. Often invade your personal space, like dude, please take a step back! Though they don’t realise they’re doing it because they just like being near their friends which is cute. Lyguys.
Pisces: YOU’RE ALL SO LOUD and have like no filter on what you say. If they’re not loud, they will be eventually, just wait until they’re comfortable around you! So full of confidence and are really passionate about things that they’re not passionate about?? Or atleast they say they don’t really care for something but then know everything about it and will support it with their dying breath. So sweet and love pretty much everyone. Like to see the best in people and are beautiful inside and out.