Turkey’s feeling much better today. He’s eating as normal, getting into things, and taking his medicine like a champ. We’re so happy he’s improving. Again, thank you SO much to everyone for sharing his page, donating, and sending words of love and support. Fuzzy admin is back!
Warnings: SMUT. Oral (female receiving). And swearing.
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A/N: Guys, this is my first proper smut so any feedback would be appreciated. If it’s crap, tell me to stop. If it’s ok please tell me so!
You woke up confused with the commotion happening in your bedroom. You lived alone and the only person who had a spare key was your boyfriend, one and only James ‘Bucky’ Barnes, Captain America’s best friend and recent villain-turned-hero. You gave him the key in case of emergency. Apparently late night shenanigans were what he considered an emergency.
Of all the Skyrim mods, I love the realistic needs type most of all cause I can carry a brand new, fresh loaf of bread from a city vendor in my pack for a whoppin' 6 hours, and then it becomes moldy and will make me violently ill
BUT I can also stumble into an ancient ruin and find a first era aged piece of cooked salmon on the floor that was spit on by Namira herself and probably covered in bone meal and the mod is like 'YOURE GOOD TO GO, CHAMP. EAT THAT ANCIENT FLOOR SALMON.'
You guys I got a snake!!! She is a 5-month-old female ball python and is super adorable. Ball Pythons come in all different color morphs, this particular morph is called “lemonblast genetic stripe” and is a combination of 3 different genetic mutations.
I’ve actually had her for about a month but have just been letting her get adjusted to her new home. She’s doing great, eats like a champ, and already shed her skin once. Still needs a name though…
More update on Nugget. Nugget is still eating like a champ but isn’t gaining weight like I would hope. She is 160 grams which is definitely more than she’s ever been, but only by 40 grams. I’ve now had her for 6 months making her about a year old. She’s TINY to say the least. Even so, she’s doing ok. She’s about a foot and some change long. I don’t know how big she will get. Honestly I don’t expect much from her. She’s so old and so small I think the damage is done. I really truly don’t think her previous owner ever fed her. She was 4/5 months old and 74 grams. I really don’t know how they did it. But weight gain has been a struggle.
Oh look. Enrichment. Bob has built herself a nice cave wth a hollow part of her stick acting as a hidden viewport to the living room and the fake fern as the roof. There are clear trails where she has gone exploring at night. This is, by typical ball python standards as seen on forums and Facebook, a horribly large bin for her size and yet she uses the whole thing and continues to eat f/t like a champ.
I don’t ever again want to read that the answer to a non feeding ball python is a small bare bin.
I cannot stress this enough, focus on her clit. Lick it, suck on it, love it, respect it. Everything you’ve heard about writing her name with your tongue is bologna. You lick that whole pussy up and down. Let her sit on your face and ride your tongue how she wants. Pay attention to her body language and how her breathing changes, that’s how you’ll know what she likes. Don’t stop when your tongue cramps, take it like a champ and eat her until she cums.
He’s the sort to quietly drop food then pretend he just “found” it on the road or in a trashcan. Then when he has everyone’s attention he’ll obnoxiously eat it just to get a reaction out of his teammates.
Sakura is like “R u fucking serious SPIT THAT OUT” She’s chasing him like a dog owner. He’s running circles around Kakashi like “JUST ONE MORE BITE!” And just stuffs the entire hunk of food in his mouth.
He sometimes tries to get Sasuke to eat his apparent “trash find” But because Sasuke has way to much fucking dignity he’s like “No thanks ? I’m not going to put that in my mouth, dumbass.” Naruto acts like like he’s the fucking champ when he eats it. His imagination is going wild. He’s GOD INCARNATE because he did something Sasuke couldn’t. Kakashi is thinking “Who gave this child caffeine before we left and why am I here”
Meanwhile Kakashi is like wait a fucking moment. That cheeseburger wasn’t on the road to Suna a minute ago.
But in all honesty, if someone told Kakashi that Naruto just pulled something out of the trash and ate it he would be like “Not again”
Recipe said to take the pork out of the oven and “rest the chops”. They are so tired. They’ve cooked so hard for you. Let them sleep in their warm skillet bed. Please be quiet. The chops are resting. Let them rest, and then eat them quietly so they don’t wake up
Solid is still doing really great!
This snake has no issues whatsoever. He eats like a champ and he’s always curious of his surroundings. He still creeps on us very chance he gets haha
He’s getting longer every time we take him out. I’m 5'5" and he’s almost as long as I am tall!
i meant for if the boys did it to the s.o. sorry for the confusion
It’s perfectly fine! I just wanted to be sure, that I understood it correctly :D
Sabo - he would be a little surprised by your direct request - probably blush a little - it would turn him on, though! - he would ask if you meant it, to be sure - then he would slowly start kissing you down your body and between your legs - soft licks, while reading your reactions - he wants to be the best!
Law - he would just smile at you - grab you by the ankles and pull you towards him - go. to. town! - he would eat you out like a champ! - wouldn’t be surprising if you came multiple times, he’s a pro! - he loves it when his sexual partners are so direct! - why be scared of saying what you want?
Ace - he would probably burst into flames - when he got over the initial shyness, he would slowly try to talk about it - how you would want it, pace, tongue movement and the likes - he would listen carefully to your words, because he wants to pleasure you - when he would begin, he would be very unsure if it felt good and ask you constantly - you would have to guide him a bit - but then it would be AMAZING