eat like a champ

2

Turkey’s feeling much better today. He’s eating as normal, getting into things, and taking his medicine like a champ. We’re so happy he’s improving. Again, thank you SO much to everyone for sharing his page, donating, and sending words of love and support. Fuzzy admin is back!

81. Drunk

So…


I know it’s a little early but if I don’t publish this, then I can’t work on anything else. Just the way my mind works. And I’m just so excited to be a part of @bucky-plums-barnes 100 Banging Kinks for Bucky’s Birthday Project!


Happy Birthday, Old Kinky Man!


Warnings: SMUT. Oral (female receiving). And swearing.


Word count: 1.6k


A/N: Guys, this is my first proper smut so any feedback would be appreciated. If it’s crap, tell me to stop. If it’s ok please tell me so!

Originally posted by hothothotgg



You woke up confused with the commotion happening in your bedroom. You lived alone and the only person who had a spare key was your boyfriend, one and only James ‘Bucky’ Barnes, Captain America’s best friend and recent villain-turned-hero. You gave him the key in case of emergency. Apparently late night shenanigans were what he considered an emergency.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Yay!! Here's the request: #7 with Mox because it seems like something he would say! LOL! Please and thank you!--R (just getting home from a tough day in retail hell from Moms back to school shopping!)

DEF SOMETHING MOX WOULD SAY AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!!!

NSFW DRABBLE AHEAD!!!!!

Keep reading

  • Of all the Skyrim mods, I love the realistic needs type most of all cause I can carry a brand new, fresh loaf of bread from a city vendor in my pack for a whoppin' 6 hours, and then it becomes moldy and will make me violently ill
  • BUT I can also stumble into an ancient ruin and find a first era aged piece of cooked salmon on the floor that was spit on by Namira herself and probably covered in bone meal and the mod is like 'YOURE GOOD TO GO, CHAMP. EAT THAT ANCIENT FLOOR SALMON.'

You guys I got a snake!!! She is a 5-month-old female ball python and is super adorable. Ball Pythons come in all different color morphs, this particular morph is called “lemonblast genetic stripe” and is a combination of 3 different genetic mutations.

I’ve actually had her for about a month but have just been letting her get adjusted to her new home. She’s doing great, eats like a champ, and already shed her skin once. Still needs a name though…

More update on Nugget. Nugget is still eating like a champ but isn’t gaining weight like I would hope. She is 160 grams which is definitely more than she’s ever been, but only by 40 grams. I’ve now had her for 6 months making her about a year old. She’s TINY to say the least. Even so, she’s doing ok. She’s about a foot and some change long. I don’t know how big she will get. Honestly I don’t expect much from her. She’s so old and so small I think the damage is done. I really truly don’t think her previous owner ever fed her. She was 4/5 months old and 74 grams. I really don’t know how they did it. But weight gain has been a struggle.

2

Oh look. Enrichment. Bob has built herself a nice cave wth a hollow part of her stick acting as a hidden viewport to the living room and the fake fern as the roof. There are clear trails where she has gone exploring at night. This is, by typical ball python standards as seen on forums and Facebook, a horribly large bin for her size and yet she uses the whole thing and continues to eat f/t like a champ.

I don’t ever again want to read that the answer to a non feeding ball python is a small bare bin.

Bob calls Bullshit on that idea.

A Summary of Tokyo Ghoul:re Chapter 111

- Aogiri Tree and CCG marinating ghouls in tubes like steaks

- When the meat reminds you of daddy so you cant eat it

- Amon deep throating like a champ

-Amon all the avengers in one

- More Donato showing why Priests should stay in church

- Don’t break frames or you will end up like Urie

-Shao finally sweeps Saiko off her feet

- None of us will go beserk Urie says but he’s always been an overachiever

-Next time on Tokyo Ghoul:re: Saiko gets a chance for payback for every mean thing Urie has done to her

anonymous asked:

How do you eat a girl out?

I cannot stress this enough, focus on her clit. Lick it, suck on it, love it, respect it. Everything you’ve heard about writing her name with your tongue is bologna. You lick that whole pussy up and down. Let her sit on your face and ride your tongue how she wants. Pay attention to her body language and how her breathing changes, that’s how you’ll know what she likes. Don’t stop when your tongue cramps, take it like a champ and eat her until she cums.

Naruto Uzumaki Headcanon (pre-shippuden)

He’s the sort to quietly drop food then pretend he just “found” it on the road or in a trashcan. Then when he has everyone’s attention he’ll obnoxiously eat it just to get a reaction out of his teammates.

Sakura is like “R u fucking serious SPIT THAT OUT” She’s chasing him like a dog owner. He’s running circles around Kakashi like “JUST ONE MORE BITE!” And just stuffs the entire hunk of food in his mouth. 

He sometimes tries to get Sasuke to eat his apparent “trash find” But because Sasuke has way to much fucking dignity he’s like “No thanks ? I’m not going to put that in my mouth, dumbass.” Naruto acts like like he’s the fucking champ when he eats it. His imagination is going wild. He’s GOD INCARNATE because he did something Sasuke couldn’t. Kakashi is thinking “Who gave this child caffeine before we left and why am I here” 

Meanwhile Kakashi is like wait a fucking moment. That cheeseburger wasn’t on the road to Suna a minute ago. 

But in all honesty, if someone told Kakashi that Naruto just pulled something out of the trash and ate it he would be like “Not again”

BFZ Rotation Picks

Okay, rotation’s here. What do we need to pick up for EDH?

We got a main menu, and budget picks, and all our choices are rare and up. Uncommons will be listed in a splurge at the end (they’re good enough to mention), and commons ignored. 

Main Menu (everything over a dollar)

(1) Gideon, Ally of Zendikar

The be-all, end-all planewalkers of friggin years now, who somehow never got banned. He’s fallen from his pedestal of 20 bucks to a more reasonable 6ish now.

He’s used a bit in Modern, and I think like once in Legacy, so he’ll never be a 2 dollar walker, but the rest of us EDH players think this is fine.


(2) Literally Every Rare Land

From battlelands to part of the creatureland cycle, they’re all phenomenal. Shrine of the Forsaken Gods and Sanctum of Ugin like artifact decks, Ally Encampment is a good tribal pick.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

How would the suitors handle super spicy food? Which ones are babies and which ones eat it like a champ?

Sid - spicy spicy spicy (rubs Cayenne pepper on his b*lls for fun)

Leo - his low tolerance for alcohol is redeemed by tolerance for spice

Nico - fire breather

Byron - he won’t cry no matter what

Rayvis - might be having a cup of milk with that jalapeño cheese bread

Albert - it’s only a flesh wound

Giles - puts on a good show but his insides are searing

Alyn - cinnamon is spicy to him

Louis - cries

Robert - this food hurts my mouth and my feelings

anonymous asked:

i meant for if the boys did it to the s.o. sorry for the confusion

It’s perfectly fine! I just wanted to be sure, that I understood it correctly :D

**NSFW WARNING**


Sabo
- he would be a little surprised by your direct request
- probably blush a little
- it would turn him on, though!
- he would ask if you meant it, to be sure
- then he would slowly start kissing you down your body and between your legs
- soft licks, while reading your reactions
- he wants to be the best!

Law
- he would just smile at you
- grab you by the ankles and pull you towards him
- go. to. town!
- he would eat you out like a champ!
- wouldn’t be surprising if you came multiple times, he’s a pro!
- he loves it when his sexual partners are so direct!
- why be scared of saying what you want?

Ace
- he would probably burst into flames
- when he got over the initial shyness, he would slowly try to talk about it
- how you would want it, pace, tongue movement and the likes
- he would listen carefully to your words, because he wants to pleasure you
- when he would begin, he would be very unsure if it felt good and ask you constantly
- you would have to guide him a bit
- but then it would be AMAZING