eat drink be married

anonymous asked:

John Watson is

A softe, cute af, sexy as hell, wears the best jumpers, licks his lips numerous times, Jealous of everything that touches Sherlock, loves to eat chinese(probably will eat Sherlock if he gets the chance), drinks tea, has the cutest hair, married an assassin, walks in a very specific way, has a big dick, kinda closeted, has ptsd, Very much human, very very much in love with Sherlock Holmes.

Originally posted by sherlockspeare

(John approves of the list :>)

Genesis 6:5, 11-13, 17
The Lord observed the extent of human wickedness on the earth, and he saw that everything they thought or imagined was consistently and totally evil. So the Lord was sorry he had ever made them and put them on the earth. It broke his heart. And the Lord said, “I will wipe this human race I have created from the face of the earth. Yes, and I will destroy every living thing—all the people, the large animals, the small animals that scurry along the ground, and even the birds of the sky. I am sorry I ever made them.” But Noah found favor with the Lord.

Now God saw that the earth had become corrupt and was filled with violence. God observed all this corruption in the world, for everyone on earth was corrupt. So God said to Noah, “I have decided to destroy all living creatures, for they have filled the earth with violence. Yes, I will wipe them all out along with the earth!

Look! I am about to cover the earth with a flood that will destroy every living thing that breathes. Everything on earth will die.

I can only imagine how unpopular Noah must’ve been. The whole world was so wicked that he was the ONLY person on the entire planet worth saving.

He was the only one that didn’t succumb to peer pressure and join in to do the wicked practices of the world around him. He was the only one that believed and was faithful to God even though every other person around might’ve thought he was crazy for it.

Jesus gave us a clue in Matthew 24 as to what was going on in the world during the times of Noah: “For in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day Noah boarded the ark. They didn’t know until the flood came and swept them all away.” Unlike Sodom and Gomorrah, which was abundantly apparent the disregard for the Lord with their rampant homosexuality, everything seemed normal at Noah’s time. People were living their everyday lives, just as the things we do everyday in today’s world, yet not a SINGLE person on the entire planet loved God and was faithful to Him other than Noah.

People looked like “good” people in Noah’s days, even had giants (Nephilims) who were the offspring of fallen angels and humans, and these giants were considered to be the heroes and famous warriors of those days, yet God called the whole world wicked because of it, and He wanted to wipe out the entire planet because of it. People only cared about ungodly things - whether it be seeking glory or power or interacting with the powers of darkness - and that is true wickedness. To care more about this world than to care about God will always be pure wickedness.

I can only imagine people mocking Noah during the construction of the Ark. “That old fool is crazy. There is no God. Why is he wasting time building that boat?” And that went on for several decades. Several decades hearing people mocking him. Several decades having people mock his family and perhaps even having his own family mock him. Several decades being the “crazy guy who listens to an imaginary God.”

How many people would’ve given up a task entrusted from God because they don’t want to seem crazy for believing in God? How many people wouldn’t obey God’s commands because all they care about is hanging on to their current friends and family? How many people wouldn’t listen to God because God is telling them something which goes against their own personal beliefs? “Not me” you might say, but if you are disobeying the Bible you have already made the decision to choose this world over God. If you have chosen to disobey His Word and His commandments you have already chosen to be prideful rather than faithful, as you think your way is better than His way.

More and more this current world of ours is heading towards the days of Noah, in fact it’s already here. More and more the devil convinces people that they only need to be a “good person” in this life. Even Pope Francis said that everyone will go to Heaven when they die, even if they never believed in Jesus, whether they want it or not because we are all covered by the blood of Jesus, as long as we are “good people” in this life. More and more people can’t see being “good” doesn’t matter ONE BIT if you are being “good” without faith in God. The Bible tells us that there is not one person who is good in this world (Romans 3:10, Luke 18:19).

Noah wasn’t perfect. We learn after he left the ark he became a farmer and had a vineyard and he got drunk. I can’t help but to think of someone saying “what a hypocrite” when referring to Noah or any Christian for that matter and they would be absolutely right. All believers are hypocrites because we all fall short of being perfect in this life. Moses, David and Paul were murders, and so many other great people in the Bible weren’t perfect. Not a single one of us is perfect nor will we ever be while we live on this earth. Yet, despite all his imperfections, Noah was the most faithful person on of all the earth and for that he found favor with the Lord.

Noah wasn’t spared because he was perfect, he was spared because he was faithful despite his imperfections. As Christians, we must repent of our sins and not let our shortcomings drag us away from the Lord.

The word repentance has become taboo. It has become politically incorrect to judge and instruct a brother even though we are commanded to do so because people are too lazy to bother to read the entire chapter for Matthew 7, so they stick with only memorizing Matthew 7:1. Anything other than acceptance and tolerance towards people living in sin has become hate in the eyes of the world. Even the vast majority of our own Christian religious leaders have become weak in their walk with the Lord as I wrote about before, and what’s even worst is that they’ve been misleading millions of people towards a lukewarm Christianity which offends no one and accepts all sin.

Most of this world doesn’t care about His Word anymore. Time and time again, polls and researches show how Christians are abstaining from following His Word and believing in His Word. More and more polls and researches are showing how this world has become so incredibly morally corrupt from a Christian point of view.

To stand up for the truth and speak the truth about His Word is now seen as preaching hate. This world doesn’t want to hear the truth because the truth is hate to those who hate the truth. Yet, I beg of you, don’t coward in the face of persecution. Don’t give up on the Lord for your own sake. Remember what our Lord tells us in Matthew 16, “what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul? Is anything worth more than your soul?

Be like Noah. Be unpopular. Be hated. Be mocked. Be a fool to the world. But most of all, be saved. Remember our Christ Yeshua’s own words in Luke 6 for situations such as these, “What blessings await you when people hate you and exclude you and mock you and curse you as evil because you follow the Son of Man. When that happens, be happy! Yes, leap for joy! For a great reward awaits you in heaven.

Honestly I’m sick of these marriage cliches and all that I see now is these stupid sayings and I guarantee the following will be nowhere to be seen at my wedding:

-“choose a seat not a side, we’re all family once the knot is tied”
-“eat drink and be married”
-“where in the world are you sitting?” Seating chart on a world map
-ball and chain groom wedding topper (HUGE wtf)
-fake wedding cake?????????
-“this is an unplugged ceremony! We want to see your face not your phone” oh god how about let your guests do whatever they want
-couples portrait where bride and groom hold hands stoicly staring straight ahead or even staring in opposite directions, no smiles no emotion like what kind of message are you trying to send here people
-“Mr & Mrs” burlap banner
-“Mr & Mrs” anything really
-any overpriced shit from Michaels that I could buy from the dollar store for a dollar

You’d Be Prettier If...

Originally posted by teenwolfmen

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale x Overweight Reader

Warning: Body shaming, angst

Writer: @imaginesofeveryfandom aka @thequeenofthehobbits

Summary/Request: Requested by anon:  I was wondering if you could do a Peter or Derek hale imagine/one shot. Where he comforts the reader (who is plus size) after a family member unknowingly says something mean to her. 

Keep reading

Sonic Boom Episode Ideas

Just for fun. XD (I tried to come up with titles for them too–sorry if they stink; I tried 😅)

Shadow of Himself - When Shadow gets hit on the head, he suddenly thinks he’s a Hawaiian surfer dude.

Maybe Baby - Sonic and Knuckles babysit a troublemaking child together. Hilarity ensues. (Bonus points if it turns out that they’d both actually make pretty good parents.)

Shadow of a Doubt - Sonic keeps accidentally discovering that Shadow has a lot of embarrassing secrets. (This includes being a crazy cat lady–er, dude–and that he talks the way he does to sound “edgier”, and his real voice sounds adorkable.)

Villain of the Piece - Sonic wakes up in an alternate universe where he’s the villain and Eggman is the hero.

Casting Shadows - After Shadow gets injured, he’s forced to accept help from Team Sonic–much to his annoyance. (Could possibly be the beginning of a Shadow redemption arc?)

Been There, Pun That - Sonic and Knuckles make too many puns and get arrested by the Fun Police.

Lost and Founded - We learn the story of how the village was founded. (It is revealed that the village is actually called “Unnamed Village”; the founders were really uncreative.)

Breaking Point - Knuckles reveals his 4th wall breaking powers. Sticks freaks out.

Married Treasure (or Eat Drink and be Married) - Mayor Fink and Admiral Beaverton get married.

The New Knuckles - Knuckles gets zapped by a machine that turns him evil.

Classic Case - Classic Sonic somehow ends up in their dimension, and they have to help him get back home. (The episode ends with Classic Knuckles showing up, causing the last line to be Knuckles delightedly shouting “KNUCKLES JR! :D”)

Family Disunion - Shadow’s father Black Doom returns, much to Shadow’s displeasure. (Bonus if Black Doom is really excited to see his son, and Shadow’s just like “…kill me”)

The Lady Cop Drinking Game

For use when watching a crime procedural or thriller that stars a female law enforcement officer as a protagonist. Can also apply to female forensic psychologists, FBI agents, and the like.

Initially, this was done on an Excel spreadsheet where the trope column was labeled “CRIME” and the drink column was “PUNISHMENT,” but Tumblr allows for no such formatting, so forgive me.

LC = Lady Cop or alternate applicable female protagonist

LC lives alone - drink once

LC eats take out - drink once

LC eats take out alone - drink twice

LC has a cat - drink once

The phrase “married to the job” is used - drink once

LC is told that she should date more - drink once

LC gets hit on - drink once

LC gets hit on sarcastically or insincerely - drink twice

LC wears pants suits/turtleneck/ponytail - drink once

LC’s civvies consist of a college t-shirt or sweatshirt - drink once

College t-shirt or sweatshirt is from Quantico or a military institute - Drink once, twice for military institute, i.e. Naval War College or West Point.

LC drinks beer or whiskey at a bar - drink once

LC drinks a fruity, “girly” drink at a bar - chug

LC goes to the gym, but only to use the punching bag - drink once for every punch

LC uses self-defense techniques against male colleagues - drink twice

LC goes to the gun range - drink once for every head shot, twice for every time she shoots the target in the nards. 

LC is called a “ballbuster” or any variation on that theme - drink once

Any reference to menstruation - drink once

LC is called a “witch,” “She-devil,” or “hellfire bitch,”  and/or a reference is made to travel by broomstick. - drink once

Subordinates groan and complain every time LC approaches. - drink once

Superiors tell her she is “difficult” to work with - drink once

Superiors tell her she is difficult to work with, but that she is a “damn good cop” - drink once

LC ascribes female traits to male colleagues to antagonize them - drink once

A pun or other attempt at gallows humor is made - drink once for each pun and/or joke

LC’s father was a cop. - drink twice

Anyone in LC’s family was murdered - drink twice

LC’s mother was murdered - drink twice

If LC’s father is dead, it was the case that killed him - finish your drink

Comparisons are drawn between LC and her father - drink once

LC’s father was the best cop the force had ever seen - drink once

The main plot line is a case that dates back to when LC’s  father was a cop. - drink once

The perpetrator is a serial killer - drink once

The superior officer denies that the cases could be related - drink twice

Every time the word “perp” is used - drink once

LC fits the “type” that the serial killer goes for - drink once

LC creates some kind of visual display of evidence - drink once

Visual display incorporates thumbtacks and yarn - drink twice

Spilled coffee cracks the case - finish your drink

Coffee is spilled by cat - drink once

LC has a crazy theory but no evidence - drink once

Superior officer dismisses her theory - drink once

Superior officer suggests LC take time off - drink once

Every time LC is called “hysterical” or any derivation thereof - drink once

“You’re too close to this one.” - drink twice

LC is pulled off the case - finish your drink

LC takes matters into her own hands - drink once

LC follows her hunch, which turns out to be correct - drink once

Backup? Who needs backup? - drink once

Foot chase in heels - drink once

The perp turns out to be someone LC had previously deemed trustworthy - drink once

The perp is affiliated with the force in some way - drink twice

The perp gets lusty and creepy, makes gross mouth sounds - drink once per creepy mouth sound

“I don’t want to kill you, LC, but it has to be done.” - drink once

“Why couldn’t you have just let it go?” - drink once

Shots are fired - drink once

It is unclear who did the shooting/who got shot - drink once

Male colleague/partner shows up only after the action is over - drink once

LC sits in the back of an ambulance with a blanket and a cup of coffee, refuses further medical treatment - drink once

Superior officer acknowledges his mistake, and that LC was right all along. - drink once

Closure in the form of a gravesite visit, putting away a framed photograph, etc. - drink twice

LC, having found closure, no longer needs the job, leaves without pension. - finish your goddamn drink, because clearly the only reason a woman would pursue a career in law enforcement is because of past trauma, not, say, a strong belief in justice or anything.

You told me you like my mouth. You want to kiss me.

My mouth is a wound and you
want to kiss me.

But you’re like
that: You want to go
leaping over cliffs–
you want to go
drinking poison
and then write pretty poems about it–
and all I want to do is
fuck you.

You want flowers and sonnets and
us
to be together until the end of the world and I’d
just like a blow job, I’d just like
to be friends.
that’s what I’d really like.
Something warm and snuggly like a friendship.
and to fuck you.

The flowers are going to die and the cliffs are
going to erode and we might as well go fuck
since we’re going to anyway.
We’ll fuck and fight and eat and drink and smoke and fuck and smoke and fuck and
get married

And in six months from now
we’ll stop making the world stop
to fuck each other

and one year from now
I’ll get fat and you’ll go bald and
I’ll take prozac and you’ll take viagra
I’ll get obsessed with my biological clock
and my career
and you’ll get obsessed with your hairline
and your career

and two years from now
you’d rather watch reruns than fuck me
and I’d rather be drinking than fuck you
so we’ll drink in separate bars and one night
someone who likes my mouth will buy me a drink
that drink will be attached to a hand
there will be a human holding that drink
the kind with ears

and I will tell whoever it is
all about you
and how we used to forget to eat when we were in bed for three days
and your ears will be burning across town
where you are telling whoever it is how I don’t understand you

and two years from now, that girl with that drink
she will nod that yes that I am nodding at you tonight
that nod, that yes that means you’re not coming home
because just for a second the world has gone away
because just for a second there’s someone who understands you

and that night it will be her pretty mouth you want
and that night I will pass out at home, alone
with a bottle that reminds me of us
because it’ll be empty
because it’ll be gone
I will pass out waiting for you
to come
home
listening to country music–and I hate
country music–

but I’ll be feeling tragic
it’ll be the most romantic moment
I’ve ever had and
I’ll be alone

and you’ll be across town
with that girl who right now is in high school
and right now I just met you
and right now I think you should take me home and fuck me
because it only gets uglier from here
we only get uglier from here
so take me to the edge of that cliff you love
and pour me a shot of your silky poison
you can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can’t kiss
and make it
better.

—  Daphne Gottlieb- Kissing With The Lights On