easter manicure

I realize

that if the worst problem you have is that you have to get up from your tumbling to go get ready for a school fundraising party wherein a whole bunch of suburban moms start out talking about their kids’ extracurricular activities but then get turnt af on $11-a-bottle chardonnay and end up dancing like a pack of assholes to the kind of music I only hear at the gym, that you’re doing all right, but – godDAMN do I not want to go to there. I have to 1) put on makeup, 2) pretend I give an airborne fuck about soccer vs. gymnastics vs. hockey or whatever else these fuckin people do with their time, and 3) not spiral about XF s11, my Special Feelings about GA, and/or the amount of space Gillovny takes up in my brain. Send me good vibes, y’all … I need your strength to tuck into my party clutch alongside my lip-plumping gloss.

Decided to go with a pastel gradient for Easter! And because I suddenly have this impulse to put Swarovski on everything, I added ALL the bling. Lol

Used in this mani: 

Color Club - Poptastic Pastel Neon Collection (Feathered Hair Out To There, Meet Me At The Rink, Diggin’ The Dancing Queen, Disco’s Not Dead, Hot Hot Hot Pants, Til’ The Record Stops, Under The Blacklight)

HK Girl Topcoat