easter hell

My friend learned the hard way to not answer the door to late night trick-or-treaters

by reddit user manen_lyset

We all have that one friend who’s not into the holidays. You know the one: won’t decorate, won’t dress up, won’t wish you a happy -whatever day it is-, and, though he’ll reluctantly agree to come to your themed party, he’ll stay in the back and scowl the whole time. In most cases, the hate is directed at just one holiday, whether it be Valentines, Christmas, Easter, or, hell, even arbor day. My friend Patrick? He hated Halloween with every fiber of his being.

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  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: what is the true plot of Five Nights at Freddy’s? What is the actual real timeline the games are trying to explain? Were there really five children who were brutally murdered in a family Pizzeria by the Purple Guy and possibly stuffed in the animatronics/suits thus possessing them for years and years? Or was there a child who was accidentally bitten by the animatronic Fredbear and the child lost his frontal lobe, forcing him into a never-ending coma (nightmare) dream where the poor child is always haunted by the characters he once loved? But why is the child so afraid of them now? Did he see something he shouldn’t have? Perhaps the murders of the five (four?) other children. Who really is the purple guy? Is he Ennard/Mr. Afton from Sister Location or someone else? What role does the Puppet play in this? Who is the Puppet? What happened to Fredbear and Spring Bonnie, are they the same as Golden Freddy and Springtrap? Who is Shadow Bonnie? Just an Easter egg? I don’t think so.
🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN'S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you'll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST ✝ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get NAILED 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight ✝💦 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS 🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS ✝🙏💦
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Descent into Hell, or Harrowing of Hell (fragments) - Russian North, 17th century

Today Orthodox Church celebrates Easter.  At night there will be Paschal Vigil, the most important one of the liturgical year. 

And there is interesting greeting tradition among Orthodox Christians. People greets one another by saying “Christ is Risen” and answering “Truly, He is Risen”.

So, guys, Christ is Risen! )

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that moment when you were expecting something goofy like All Star for the Jojo part 4 and got hit with an explosion of sensual and Savage Garden instead

I APPROVE

So I watched goblet of fire for the 100th time and...
  • Durmstrang and Beauxbatons reinforcing gender roles with their grand entrances
  • Durmstrang ruining Howarts’ floor with their staff slamming
  • “HARRYDIDJAPUTYARNAIMINTEHGOBLTOFFIYAH!”
  • Triwizard cup is made out of plastic
  • What is this hand grasping Snape keeps doing in the background?
  • @expectopatronuts keeps replaying all Alan Rickman scenes and watching them in EXTREME CONCENTRATION SILENCE NOW SNAPE IS COMING UP YOU BREATHED AND NOW WE’LL HAVE TO GO BACK AND START ALL OVER AGAIN I THINK I MISSED A MILLISECOND
  • Melodramatic Draco Malfoy taunting Potter from a tree
  • @expectopatronuts quoting the movie
  • Filch’s cannon firing skills. Tchaikovsky would be proud
  • Hermione’s lack of enthusiastic clapping
  • Snape and McGonagall falling down in a tangle of limbs when the dragon flies over their stand
  • Aqueduct destroying
  • Easter eggs from hell
  • Harry’s juice drinking skills
  • “The bulgarian bonbon, Viktor Krum”
  • Don’t tell me McGonagall isn’t the boss of dancing
  • @expectopatronuts going on about Emma Watson: her nose is the cutest thing look at her hands but her voice omg
  • @expectopatronuts going on about Alan Rickman: omg look at his back his back but what is he reading omg look
  • @expectopatronuts when Alan Rickman and Emma Watson are in the same scene:  they’re going to INTERACT this is the moment
  • McGonagall’s face when looking at Ron’s robes
  • Hmm… but wasn’t Hermione’s dress blue? Very suspicious
  • Harry’s duck dancing
  • Flitwick crowd-surfing
  • Cedric x Harry wonderfulness
  • Mirtle’s laugh
  • It seems like Harry missed his Graceful Diving for Triwizard Champions 101 lesson
  • @expectopatronus misspelling Barty Crouch as ‘Bart Croch’
  • Me startling when the bushes in the labyrinth suddenly come to life and try to trap people
  • Fleur deserved better than getting eaten by a poor plant that only wants some nitrates and nutrients to grow
  • RUN TO THE PLASTIC CUP (and go back for Cedric, we all know you love each other)
  • The cauldron becoming part of Voldemort when he rises out of it (he needed it for the iron in his blood, you know)
  • Resurrection spell does not include nose, repeat, does not include nose. Please buy the add-on to get a nose
  • Voldemort is also gay for Cedric, headcanons @expectopatronuts
  • Voldemort: “I CAN TOUCH YOU NOW”  Both: “UAGHEGHAGEVHAU”
  • Me singing along to the soundtrack
  • My dad, when Cedric’s spirit comes out of the Priori Incantatum and is asking Harry to bring his body back: “Well, look at that, everyone is asking for something 'Harry can I borrow ten euros’, 'Harry don’t forget to clean your room’”
  • David Tenant and his facial expressions
  • Draco grieving for Cedric and looking all sad during the speech for him (new ship!)
  • Albus: “You have friends here. You’re not alone”. Now run along, go back to your emotionally abusive aunt and uncle, where you ARE alone
  • Watching the credits until Alan Rickman’s name comes up (can you guess who wanted to do this?)
  • Bonus memorable quote by @expectopatronuts: "Literally my whole head retracted into my neck"
Prompts

And here we have the prompts for Borosai Week. Each day has a choice of three prompts. The first relates directly to the source material, the second is related to space in some form or fashion and the third is an AU prompt.

Feel free to use any prompt listed on the day or none if you like. Interpret the prompts however you wish and remember to have fun with it!

Day 1:
I love you to the moon and back.
Celestial Mechanics
AU: Soulmates

Day 2: 
Dominator of the Universe
Binary Stars
AU: Yakuza/Mafia

Day 3:
You are the best fight I’ve had in years
Coronal Mass Ejection
AU: Sugar Daddy

Day 4:
I thought you said ‘bonsai
Stellar Parallax
AU: Supernatural Creatures

Day 5: 
What the fresh hell are Easter Eggs? 
Habitable Zone
AU: Villain/Role Reversal

Day 6:
Everything 50% off this weekend only. 
Galactic Cannibalism. 
AU: Medieval 

Day 7:
Twenty words or less
Galactic Bulge
AU: Meeting under different circumstances. 


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I’mma need everyone to stop the “France is a secular state” -argument. It’s bullshit.

Allowing muslims to exist in public within your borders doesn’t make France an un-secular state. The clothing of private citizens have nothing to do with the identity of the state. 

Claiming that people’s cultural garb - or even religious garb - is somehow un-French is bullshit when catholic priests, monks and nuns wear their reigious garb all over town. 

Drawing any kind of lines between muslims as a whole and terrorists is islamophobic, end of. 

Oh and ps you can’t claim to be a “secular” state if some of your nationwide national holidays are Christian in origin ;) you have to stop celebrating christmas and easter if you so hell-bent on being a secular state.