easter hell

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finally finished this monster of a painting WHEW
done in about 7 hours! started as stress relief and then painted during breaks of working on jaj!

My friend learned the hard way to not answer the door to late night trick-or-treaters

by reddit user manen_lyset

We all have that one friend who’s not into the holidays. You know the one: won’t decorate, won’t dress up, won’t wish you a happy -whatever day it is-, and, though he’ll reluctantly agree to come to your themed party, he’ll stay in the back and scowl the whole time. In most cases, the hate is directed at just one holiday, whether it be Valentines, Christmas, Easter, or, hell, even arbor day. My friend Patrick? He hated Halloween with every fiber of his being.

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🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN'S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you'll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST ✝ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get NAILED 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight ✝💦 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS 🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS ✝🙏💦
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Vilde: I’ve chatted with Elias now

Eva: new chat? Where is Noora

Vilde: they want to take us to a party!

Eva: ah, now I get it. Hehehehe

Vilde: yes Eva…

Eva: BAM

Chris: now we’re starting to talk Easter

Eva: talkeaster?

Chris: *talk easter*

Sana: *gif saying ‘hell no’*

Vilde: why not?

Eva: I wanna party with them 😩


Sana: not going to any party with my brother

Vilde: it’s for Noora

Sana: they’re not her type

Vilde: but what about some innocent partying? 😇

Sana: no Vilde

Chris: *gif saying please please please please

Me during my first Easter in Canada

Friend: Let’s make Easter eggs! :D

Me: Aw hell yisss! I’ve only made them once but it’s so much f-

Friend: *plunks down tray of boiled eggs*

Me: …The fuck is this.


Boiled eggs. 

North American Easter eggs are boiled eggs dipped in food colouring

It was very anti-climactic. 

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2/2 Easter Event Outfits with @kahasan and @alteldarya

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danganronpa is gay

anonymous asked:

um tell me more about jared getting cast in porn pls ;D

Oh, I have many thoughts about pornstar!jared and his audition, my friend

First, it is all Chad’s idea. Auditions are slow and they need money for rent and food, so Chad shows him an ad on his favorite porn site looking for new talent. He assures Jared that it is MONEY IN THE BANK between his twinky good looks and the Padacock. “Dude, I know you’re packing an anaconda down there, don’t lie.”

Jared sets up an appointment to meet the producer-director, because why not? Sometimes Chad comes up with good ideas (they’re usually unintentionally good, like making s'mores lasagne at midnight). The guy pulls out a goddamn Polaroid camera (he says he likes the aesthetic of the pics and keeps a few for his personal collection). Jared is nervous, wiping his palms on his jeans. The guy asks him to pose by the window, “So, tell me about yourself.”

Now, this is something Jared does well. He begins to tell him about growing up in Texas (playing up his drawl a little bit), showing some dimples in between the serious sexy shots. He raises his arms up just enough so his stomach peeks out from where his faded polo shirt should meet his jeans, a flash of boxer brief where his jeans hang low.

“So, top or bottom?”

Jared blinks for a second and then smiles. “Uh, whatever you need?”

“Anything you won’t do?” Jared hesitates and the guy begins to list kinks, quick as a grocery list. “Restraints, blindfolds, dildos, cock rings, rough sex?” Jared begins to blush, not because he doesn’t like those things, he likes them all just fine, but because this guy is all business. Sure, he didn’t expect porn to be romantic (he’s not an idiot) but maybe at least sexy? 

“Uhm, maybe not–”

The office door swings open and the producer looks up as another man walks in the door. “Oh, good, Jared, I’d like to to meet your costar for the first scene. This is Jensen.”

  • R3!Lelouch: I am your Messiah, and I have risen today to cleanse this world of--
  • Zero: Apparently-Alive Demon Emperor! You have a lot to answer for!
  • R3!Lelouch: Uh oh.
  • Zero: You already did the whole "die for the sins of the world" thing. What the hell are you doing here?
  • R3!Lelouch: Yes, and to continue the parallel, I need to rise from the dead as a living miracle. So here I am. [dramatic bow]
  • Zero: That doesn't mean anything. C.C. has come back to life several times.
  • R3!Lelouch: Dammit, Suzaku, does nothing I do impress you anymore?!
  • Zero: That depends. Have you learned to deep-throat while you were gone?
min yoongi probably.....
  • Taehyung: *puts on bunny ears* hey kookie look i'm a bunny now!
  • Jungkook: um
  • Taehyung: we can be bunnies together!
  • Jungkook: *runs to yoongi* help me please tae is being cute again i don't know how to handle
  • Yoongi: *pushes jungkook towards tae* no don't run away from this it could get kinky