earth of the people

starlight-jesse  asked:

Hello, hello! First, I just wanna say that you're cool :) and this is the first time I'm asking something non-anon (and I'm embarrased), but I'm just curious. I like to learn by practising, and then researching. So I started practising by reading my own chart and after having many (many) tabs open, one thing I've picked on is that my sense of humor is on my 8th house, Aries in Mer R. Yet, when you talk about Yoongi you say his sass comes from his Venus in Aries. So, what "defines" humor? :)

Hey there! Interesting ask, you’re quite cool yourself. Don’t feel embarrassed, I’m welcoming you with open arms here. :)

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idk why but this is so fucking funny also??
okay don on walmart: loves it probably, i mean he loves everything hes very easy to please, 
jeff on walmart: im not sure like one on hand hes prolly interested in SOME things they sell there but then on the other hand hes probably also just like “what is this??? what is this they gather here and buy things?? and then do what with them!!”
kurt: doesnt give one shit (unless they sell car parts/car accessories there in which case he hates it obviously) (like he probably doesnt /like/ it either way but either he dislikes it or he hates it u kno what i mean?)
jonathan: like in the beginning of being walsh he prolly went there sometimes and was just like :0 but at this point hes prolly just like “what do u mean whats my opinion on walmart?? who are you how did you get in my house??”

This series was created by the same people behind “Parks and Recreation” and it would be such a shame to see it go unnoticed, so let me try to perk your interest.

1) The main character is a man of color who is an award winning journalist.

2) It’s very rare for shows to have women of various ages, sizes and skin colors who are all seen as beautiful and desirable at some point, not just because of their bodies but their personalities and skills too.

3) The most masculine man in the show is a farmer who is gentle, caring and gay, so a classic bear.

4) The priest is a Latino man who is really into funk music.

5) It’s both funny, delightfully creepy at times, and emotional but non of the emotional moments are forced or take up too much time.

6) All the characters (aliens included) are complex and interesting with real flaws.

7) The aliens have a different concept of sexuality and doesn’t understand gay or straight. Some think interspecies is taboo though.

8) Two male aliens are in love.

9) The show has such good characters it actually manages to make you like the rich white guy who wears a V-neck and insist on eating a paleo diet.

10) If you love modern alien lore or want to know more about it, this is the show. It gets everything right.

11) Things make sense. You’ll think the show is just being weird a first, but as the plot unfolds you’’ll realize why characters behaved the way they did in the first episodes.

So please give this show a try. You can watch it on TBS’s site, and if you live outside the US just google “People of Earth streaming” and you’ll find it. (I know I know, but what are us poor non-Americans supposed to do)

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Yes you are, Minseok. Yes you are. 

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You with me? 
Always.

OH MY GOD

So my stupid ass over here just found some information out. In ACOTAR I thought the middengyrm wyrm ( idk how to spell it) looked like a freaking giant ass maggot! Like this!

IT’S NOT IT’S A FREAKING SERPENT THING! I’M SO STUPID I WAS PITUREING THAT  FLAILING AROUND BEING GROSS AND STUFF WHEN IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS! (to an extent)

HONESTLY, I COULD KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 

You know what I want? As we’ve established that humans are a race of terrifying omnivores - eaters of chillies and coffee and chocolate - I want Earth alcohol to kick space alcohol’s butt. 

Like I want aliens to be up there going like Winky on buttobeer. Sipping on their malt wine and fermented grains/berries. And sure, they may have great tolerance for that stuff, maybe it just gets them lightly buzzed and then they come down to earth. 

And at first they find it very amusing. Earthlings, getting drunk off downing a couple of very teeny glasses of some clear liquid.  Then one of them makes the mistake of trying vodka. and it knocks them the fuck out. Like waking up in your bathroom with a new tattoo and feather boa on kind of knocked out. And after that humans become much more terrifying. 

“They make alcohol out of everything”, one alien whispers to his stunned friends, “and then,” He pauses to create a suitable air of horror “They mix them together.” 

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[Was it worth getting a six-pack for Pompeii] Yes! Because what happens now is that I’ve got my top off in this movie and that’s what everyone thinks I look like underneath all the time. So it quite paid of actually. It’s a few months of pain and a lifetime of people thinking you look like that normally.

Date a boy who...
  • Looks at you like you put the moon, sun and the rest of the starts on the sky- 

-even when you are not there

  • Decides to be goofey with you
  • Seems to drift close to you because you make him comfortable
  • Is there to offer you help and at the same time respects your boudaries- 

-and decisions

  • Would fight tooth and nail for you when you are vulnerable
  • Will never give you his back and instead receive you with a hug
  • Trusts your abilities no matter what
  • Will open up to you on his moments of weakness because he trusts you
  • Who will be there to have your back even on the moments you are doubting of yourself
  • Date…. Shiro

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